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'Unusual' Things You've Seen In A Pub

  • 20-11-2009 5:27pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    As the title says, tell us your stories be they funny, weird, scary or just plain mental!
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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,757 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    People drinking soft drinks...

































    ... MADNESS!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,979 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Everybody had one or two drinks, the music was in the background and there was actual conversation. Then new management came in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    I've seen someone arrive into the pub on a horse and in fact i myself once clambered onto the roof of a pub !


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    basquille wrote: »
    ... MADNESS!


    Were you in a pub in Sparta?


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    A woman walk down a small flight of stairs, about 4 steps, between the levels of a packed bar, slip, grab the handrail, and laugh about it to her mates, not noticing that one of her boobs had fallen out and was on display to the entire place for a good 20 seconds before her friends pointed it out to her, they werent nice boobs either :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,757 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    The guy wrote: »
    Were you in a pub in Sparta?
    Have never been to Meath..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,031 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Some guy trying to convince me and a friend that we were in a different timezone to the uk because our news starter at 6:01 and their's started at 6:00.


  • Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭manlad


    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I saw Vincent Browne wrestle with the ghost of Éamon de Valera in The Lombard on Pearse Street one evening.

    Granted I was on acid at the time but it still seemed odd that de Valera was doing WWF-style moves on poor old Vinnie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭lazernuts


    a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    lazernuts wrote: »
    a pissed guy, handcuffed to a pillar at the bar, with his pants around his ankles, and a straw stuck up his ass, who then started pissing helplessly against the side of the bar. I think he was at a stag!
    :confused:
    Where the hell was this?
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭dan719


    Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Two women arguing because one of their kids had got into the other's tattoo instrument drawer, and may have caught AIDS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,645 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A pint for under 4 quid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,954 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Before a Metallica concert a while back a few of us were having a few drinks in Dorans.

    Got chatting to a bunch of people from Germany, who were there with one Irish person.

    Someone mentioned that they were all war victims, so we were a little shocked and then all of a sudden one of them whipped off his "leg" and put it on the table!

    Was very unusual to say the least.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Up in Liz Delaney's, some poor fcuker taking stick because he was actually working.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭ Elisa Straight Hairline


    manlad wrote: »
    Quinns in drumcondra losing their late nite opening license.........very perculiar to say the least. i'll miss that cattle mart
    was it for serving underage or what?

    or perhaps the courts just got fed up with the amount of the gardai's resources being directed towards the area on wednesday / thusday night?


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 CiaranS


    early 1990's Baggott Inn. Full Circle giving it welly. EVERYONE dancing. Noticed 3 guys standing on seats against the side wall completely naked. Completely. Told the partner who looked and said wow but back to enjoying the gig. Gig finishes 10 minutes later. Everyone goes home in peace (pieces).

    C.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭ Elisa Straight Hairline


    dan719 wrote: »
    Two male travellers scoring each other in a tiny rural pub.:eek:
    ****ing hell


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    basquille wrote: »
    ... MADNESS!

    SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    *KICKS OVER THE BAR*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭budgemook


    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    budgemook wrote: »
    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    budgemook wrote: »
    A one armed man (who later beat me at pool) receiving a handjob at the bar from another man. Pub was packed so me and my sister got the last 2 low stools to sit on. Guess what was directly in our line of sight....
    ****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Lab_Mouse wrote: »
    ****ing hell..and you hung around for a game of pool with him.
    Haha, I actually became acquainted with gold old one armed Tony (no joke). We was captain of the pub pool team and I played on mine. Good times. I was a lot more open minded back then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Pubs and other places in the same business line:

    * Manchester. DJ getting a blow-job while working standing at the decks.
    * Co Meath. Girl in beer-garden too lazy to go to the ladies so in front of her mates and others there just hunched down, pulled down the underwear and did what came natural. Place fairly busy but toilets was empty at time. Forgot to mention, she was a WELL known bartender in a bar further down the road.
    * 18 year old giving a hand job to 36 year old boyfriend at bar. Bar in Co Meath
    * Manchester. 17 year old giving oral to a lad at a disco with friends all around.
    * Bolton. Security man caught getting blow-job at front door off someone who turned out to be 16 - he fired on the spot, she escorted to police (to take her home) with video evidence (2 cameras above entrance doorway) of doorman's activity for possible charges.
    * London. Owner of huge disco shagging his mistress across table while her younger sister looked on.
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    * England. Man stabbed to death inside a rave disco. Fight over drug territory.
    * Toilet found dismantled in the middle of a busy rave dance floor.

    I could go on...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I once saw a midget in a pram in a bar. Freaked my out bigtime!

    I thought it was a small child...........then it started talking to me in an old man voice!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Biggins wrote: »
    * Too many known DJ's off their heads with drugs while working.
    Sasha is a legend!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Nigel Farage


    A sober mick.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,168 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Biggins wrote: »

    I could go on...

    Please do!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,645 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A sober mick.
    Who's Mick?


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