Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

Logical Fallacy · 13-09-2011 1:59pm

Captain Beefheart - "We'll give thousands of nerdy music geeks something to actually talk about....but only to each other".

Duggy747 · 13-09-2011 2:24pm

Lady Ga Ga:
Oh ra, Ga, Ga, Ga, Ga *unintelligable words*, oooohwooah OOOOOAAAH!

Modern "metal"
*Screaming*, whiny chorus, *Screaming*, whiny chorus, solo, whiny chorus.

Emo
I love my girlfriend but she doesn't love me. Life is hard and nobody understands me.

Black Eyed Peas
Rape every other song by using samples and constructing them in unchallenging and simplistic ways until our autotune machine melts so that everyone can sing our nonsensical lyrics while at the same time we can sell our songs and image to companies for advertising already popular products. Maximum profits!

Dubstep
Take popular song and add Ba Ba Ba Ba WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA Ba Ba Ba Ba NEEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOORRRGGGHH WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

Mainstream Rap
Life in the ghetto is hard and I will expand on my point with endless videos of me and my crew hopping out of kitted-out SUV's outside of nightclubs in slow motion while bitches wiggle their arses. I will also start throwing money about while some random guy jumps around like a mad chimp and shouts "YEA!" after everything I say.

Kanye West
I'm brilliant and here's why.....

Pink
Us girls can be rough, rowdy and hardcore as men but any man who leaves us is just a bastard, which makes us sad...........but I'll get over it because men are bastards.

Kesha
I'm a fùcking waster and a whore, this is the life.

Queen
Music harnessed from the power of thunder and lightning with a dash of the fantastic.

FinnLizzy · 13-09-2011 2:35pm

Red Hot Chilli Peppers: "Blah blah blah California"

Wolfe Tones: "Fup the British, fiddly di aye, black and tans, fiddle di di, IRA"

BrianJD · 13-09-2011 2:53pm

Bob Dylan

I'm going to fit these extra five words into the sentence even though they won't fit and finish the extra long line with a harmonica riff.

Love the guy though.

FetchTheGin · 13-09-2011 3:08pm

Any blues artist- Doe n doe doe doe......the bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeees.

Blackhorse Slim · 13-09-2011 3:13pm

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

James Iha wasn't asked to join A Perfect Circle for nothing.

He has nice hair

raxor · 13-09-2011 3:14pm

Jedward:
Joyful Eunuchs Definitely. Women? Always Readily Debated.

Oasis:
Oi! Always Said I Suck

Westlife:
WherEver Stupid Tarts Like Inane Fucking Excrement

Stereophonics:
Sometimes Think Everyone Really Enjoys Our Pathetic, Homogeneous, Overplayed, No-talent, Infuriatingly Crap Sound.

U2:
Shit

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 3:20pm

Guns'N'Roses:
"Oh ooh oh sweet chi- EVERYONE'S FIRED EXCEPT ME"

desertcircus · 13-09-2011 3:23pm

Rammstein: Wir werden Sie betäuben.

Every indie band ever: We exist purely because lots of people don't want to like pop music. If it wasn't for snobbery, Girls Aloud, Justin Timberlake and Rihanna would be hoovering up even more money and we'd be working in accountancy firms.

Limp Bizkit: It's easy to ruin surprisingly good music; just have a complete plank "rap" over the top.

Snow Patrol: If I just lay here, and never recorded anything ever again, would the world be any better off?

mcmoustache · 13-09-2011 3:30pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Queen
Music harnessed from the power of thunder and lightning with a dash of the fantastic.

Are these your own words?

If so, I'm stealing them and claiming them as my own for the next time anyone asks me for my thoughts on Queen.

PseudoFamous · 13-09-2011 3:32pm

Rihanna na na nah nana nah.

xyz1 · 13-09-2011 3:37pm

Pearl Jam

We refuse to be summed up in a sentence.

Adamantium · 13-09-2011 3:37pm

ADELE- "I'm huuurttt, i'm in paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!"

St.Spodo · 13-09-2011 3:45pm

Limp Bizkit- don't worry, this won't last very long.

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 3:49pm

xyz1 wrote: »

Pearl Jam

We refuse to be summed up in a sentence.

"Creed suck"

biko · 13-09-2011 3:50pm

Enya
"Fairies and woods, lakes and roads"

nyarlothothep · 13-09-2011 3:52pm

Opeth: Competently assembled prog metal with a wiff of smug
Radiohead post Ok Computer: high pitched warbling, oblique superficially deep but sh1t lyrics, overly warm production and a drummer who shies away from drumming.
Rammstein: dildos.

readyletsgo · 13-09-2011 3:56pm

Boards of Canada

'We are too cool wearing beany hats and thinking about math and the earth to release ANYTHING'

Mickeroo · 13-09-2011 3:59pm

Radiohead:
"Most people aren't smart enough to appreciate our later stuff"

:pac:

pickarooney · 13-09-2011 4:08pm

Manic Street Preachers (pre-1995): I have no idea what the **** Richie means either but if I sing it intensely enough it might sort of make sense Jesus how many more syllables to go before the end of this line.
Of this line.
OF THIS LIIIIIINE.

post 1995: Now the words scan nicely/and they even rhyme/you can make sense of them/most of the time/we're much more cohesive/as a three piece band/although admittedly our songs/are all awfully bland.

Awfully blaaaaand

AeoNGriM wrote: »

On-Topic: Any boy band

'We exploit teenage girls for money'

Fifty Cent: I exploit teenage girls for money, but in a much more sinister way which has bizarrely granted me cool status. 'Cuz I'm a motehr****in' P.I.M.P.

Sufjan Stevens: I'm a bit bored so I wrote eight albums featuring 36 instruments I played myself, some deep-ass lyrics and incorporating three dozen musical styles most of which you've never even heard of. Plus I'm pretty good-looking. But nobody thinks I'm sexy. Axl Rose still gets more poontang than me.

Diabhal Beag · 13-09-2011 4:48pm

Bruce Springsteen:
The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere.

languagenerd · 13-09-2011 4:52pm

Jason Derulo: "I love girls and I'd like to sleep with all of them... hang on, have I said my name enough times?"

Backstreet Boys/N*Sync/Five (any boyband): "Girl, I really love you, and I want to be with you, and if you broke up with me I'd be really sad but I'd eventually win you back, girl and now I'm gonna rhyme 'break up' with 'make up'"

Kesha: "I'm really awesome and important, and I'm gonna make a nuisance of myself as much as possible cause no-one can tell me what to do!"

foxyboxer · 13-09-2011 4:54pm

Amy Winehouse "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, then I died"

Iron Hide · 13-09-2011 4:56pm

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Bruce Springsteen:
The man who inflicted Radio Nowhere on the world while still being loved by old people everywhere USA! USA! USA!.

FYP

Amy winehouse " Should have gone to rehab"

GLaDOS · 13-09-2011 4:57pm

Dream Theater

12 Billion notes a second

DublinWriter · 13-09-2011 4:59pm

Yoko Ono : YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEE

Hercule Poirot · 13-09-2011 5:00pm

Eminem - I think I might have an Oedipus complex!!

wayfarers · 13-09-2011 5:02pm

Pete Doherty. "I'm a white middle class knob masquerading as a Dickensian raggamuffin".

Conor Bourke · 13-09-2011 5:13pm

I really hate Mumford and Sons

Caraville · 13-09-2011 5:16pm

Eminem: I'm a 38 year old man who despite having a talent as a rap artist has reduced himself to sounding like a whiney moany teenager.

Kanye West: I'm a 34 year old man who despite having a talent as a rap artist has reduced himself to sounding like a whiney moany teenager.

Sum up an artists entire song catalogue in one sentence

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