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Your favourite poems that you learned at school

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    John Donne. We learned five or six of his poems but I bought a book of his poems after that. My favourite we studied was The Flea but favourite overall is The Will. The Flea is pretty much: 'so you won't sleep with me? look at this flea, it bit you, it bit me, now our blood is intermingled in one being. that's better than marriage. now can we have sex?' It was a bit more poetic than that though...


  • Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
    Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
    Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
    Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang

    There were a few more verses..


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭ Marc Famous Pocketful


    It may be very popular but I love The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    It may be very popular but I love The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot

    Good call. I hated it the first time I read it, but when I heard it read aloud properly- somewhere online- I realised how well written it actually is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,507 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Hope is the Thing with Feathers

    "Hope" is the thing with feathers
    That perches in the soul
    And sings the tune without the words
    And never stops at all,

    And sweetest in the gale is heard;
    And sore must be the storm
    That could abash the little bird
    That kept so many warm.

    I've heard it in the chillest land
    And on the strangest sea,
    Yet never, in extremity,
    It asked a crumb of me.



    By: Emily Dickinson


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  • Registered Users Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Gneez




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    f*ck poetry


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Br4tPr1nc3 wrote: »
    i liked the one that was like

    its a mans obligation
    to yaddy yaddy something something about sex.

    it appeared on southpark.

    i liked that one.
    Something about the board of education doing a demonstration on the floor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Something about the board of education doing a demonstration on the floor.
    I liked Patrick Kavanagh and Seamus Heaney.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Here lies the body of Ezra Pound

    Lost at sea and never found.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Jimmy the Wheel


    I always think of this one when the city gets too much for me...


    I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
    And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made;
    Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honeybee,
    And live alone in the bee-loud glade.
    And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
    Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
    There midnight's all a-glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
    And evening full of the linnet's wings.

    I will arise and go now, for always night and day
    I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
    While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements gray,
    I hear it in the deep heart's core.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Spore


    -pure awesomeness... also used to drunkenly text verses of this poem to chicks in work (I had a touch of the ghey).


    1.

    MY heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
    My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
    Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
    One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:
    ’Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, 5
    But being too happy in thine happiness,—
    That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees,
    In some melodious plot
    Of beechen green, and shadows numberless,
    Singest of summer in full-throated ease. 10

    2.

    O, for a draught of vintage! that hath been
    Cool’d a long age in the deep-delved earth,
    Tasting of Flora and the country green,
    Dance, and Provencal song, and sunburnt mirth!
    O for a beaker full of the warm South, 15
    Full of the true, the blushful Hippocrene,
    With beaded bubbles winking at the brim,
    And purple-stained mouth;
    That I might drink, and leave the world unseen,
    And with thee fade away into the forest dim: 20

    3.

    Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget
    What thou among the leaves hast never known,
    The weariness, the fever, and the fret
    Here, where men sit and hear each other groan;
    Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs, 25
    Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies;
    Where but to think is to be full of sorrow
    And leaden-eyed despairs,
    Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes,
    Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow. 30

    4.

    Away! away! for I will fly to thee,
    Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards,
    But on the viewless wings of Poesy,
    Though the dull brain perplexes and retards:
    Already with thee! tender is the night, 35
    And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne,
    Cluster’d around by all her starry Fays;
    But here there is no light,
    Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown
    Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways. 40

    5.

    I cannot see what flowers are at my feet,
    Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs,
    But, in embalmed darkness, guess each sweet
    Wherewith the seasonable month endows
    The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild; 45
    White hawthorn, and the pastoral eglantine;
    Fast fading violets cover’d up in leaves;
    And mid-May’s eldest child,
    The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine,
    The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves. 50

    6.

    Darkling I listen; and, for many a time
    I have been half in love with easeful Death,
    Call’d him soft names in many a mused rhyme,
    To take into the air my quiet breath;
    Now more than ever seems it rich to die, 55
    To cease upon the midnight with no pain,
    While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
    In such an ecstasy!
    Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain—
    To thy high requiem become a sod. 60

    7.

    Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird!
    No hungry generations tread thee down;
    The voice I hear this passing night was heard
    In ancient days by emperor and clown:
    Perhaps the self-same song that found a path 65
    Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
    She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
    The same that oft-times hath
    Charm’d magic casements, opening on the foam
    Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn. 70

    8.

    Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
    To toil me back from thee to my sole self!
    Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
    As she is fam’d to do, deceiving elf.
    Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades 75
    Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
    Up the hill-side; and now ’tis buried deep
    In the next valley-glades:
    Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
    Fled is that music:—Do I wake or sleep? 80


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Spore wrote: »
    -pure awesomeness... also used to drunkenly text verses of this poem to chicks in work (I had a touch of the ghey).

    Entire verses? Respect to your dexterous drunken texting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I must go back to the sea again
    to the lonely sea and the sky
    I left my vest and socks there
    I wonder if they're dry?

    Spike Milligan


  • Registered Users Posts: 254 ✭✭jillyb


    bigtuna wrote: »
    Funeral Blues by W.H.Auden. True emotion
    stevejr wrote: »
    If you've lost your Dad....very poignant...

    Funeral Blues....WH Auden.

    Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
    Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
    Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

    Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
    Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
    Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
    Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

    He was my North, my South, my East and West,
    My working week and my Sunday rest,
    My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
    I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

    The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
    Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
    Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
    For nothing now can ever come to any good.

    Yes this one is so moving and was my favourite in school. I haven't lost anyone like the poem but it still evokes emotion!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Opinicus


    Seamus Heaney - Digging

    I'll never forget the first time I read this poem. Heaney's descriptions were so good that I could actually smell the potato mould!! He's some poet.


    Awesome poem.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    "The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
    The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea,
    The ploughman homeward plods his weary way,
    And leaves the world to darkness and to me."


  • Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭nolo1


    My daughter learnt this one in 3rd class recently:

    Timothy Winters

    Timothy Winters comes to school
    With eyes as wide as a football-pool,
    Ears like bombs and teeth like splinters:
    A blitz of a boy is Timothy Winters.

    His belly is white, his neck is dark,
    And his hair is an exclamation-mark.
    His clothes are enough to scare a crow
    And through his britches the blue winds blow.

    When teacher talks he won't hear a word
    And he shoots down dead the arithmetic-bird,
    He licks the pattern off his plate
    And he's not even heard of the Welfare State.

    Timothy Winters has bloody feet
    And he lives in a house on Suez Street,
    He sleeps in a sack on the kithen floor
    And they say there aren't boys like him anymore.

    Old Man Winters likes his beer
    And his missus ran off with a bombardier,
    Grandma sits in the grate with a gin
    And Timothy's dosed with an aspirin.

    The welfare Worker lies awake
    But the law's as tricky as a ten-foot snake,
    So Timothy Winters drinks his cup
    And slowly goes on growing up.

    At Morning Prayers the Master helves
    for children less fortunate than ourselves,
    And the loudest response in the room is when
    Timothy Winters roars "Amen!"

    So come one angel, come on ten
    Timothy Winters says "Amen
    Amen amen amen amen."
    Timothy Winters, Lord. Amen

    Charles Causley


  • Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭nolo1


    Anyone remember this one in Exploring English 3 - the Inter Cert poetry book?

    The Highwayman

    PART ONE

    T[SIZE=-2]HE[/SIZE] wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
    The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
    The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
    And the highwayman came riding—
    Riding—riding—
    The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

    He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
    A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
    They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
    And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
    His pistol butts a-twinkle,
    His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

    Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
    And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;
    He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
    But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
    Bess, the landlord's daughter,
    Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

    And dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
    Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked;
    His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
    But he loved the landlord's daughter,
    The landlord's red-lipped daughter,
    Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say—

    "One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize to-night,
    But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
    Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
    Then look for me by moonlight,
    Watch for me by moonlight,
    I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way."

    He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,
    But she loosened her hair i' the casement! His face burnt like a brand
    As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;
    And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
    (Oh, sweet, black waves in the moonlight!)
    Then he tugged at his rein in the moonliglt, and galloped away to the West.

    PART TWO

    He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon;
    And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon,
    When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor,
    A red-coat troop came marching—
    Marching—marching—
    King George's men came matching, up to the old inn-door.

    They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead,
    But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed;
    Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!
    There was death at every window;
    And hell at one dark window;
    For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.

    They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest;
    They had bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast!
    "Now, keep good watch!" and they kissed her.
    She heard the dead man say—
    Look for me by moonlight;
    Watch for me by moonlight;
    I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!

    She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
    She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
    They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years,
    Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
    Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
    The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!

    The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest!
    Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast,
    She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;
    For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
    Blank and bare in the moonlight;
    And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love's refrain .

    Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear;
    Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear?
    Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
    The highwayman came riding,
    Riding, riding!
    The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still!

    Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!
    Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light!
    Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,
    Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
    Her musket shattered the moonlight,
    Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him—with her death.

    He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood
    Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood!
    Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
    How Bess, the landlord's daughter,
    The landlord's black-eyed daughter,
    Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.

    Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky,
    With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high!
    Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
    When they shot him down on the highway,
    Down like a dog on the highway,
    And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
    * * * * * *

    And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
    When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
    When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
    A highwayman comes riding—
    Riding—riding—
    A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

    Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard;
    He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred;
    He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
    But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
    Bess, the landlord's daughter,
    Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.


  • Registered Users Posts: 378 ✭✭Bigtoe107


    By far my favorite poem of my school years is

    The Listeners
    by Walter De La Mare

    'Is there anybody there?' said the Traveller,
    Knocking on the moonlit door;
    And his horse in the silence champed the grasses
    Of the forest's ferny floor:
    And a bird flew up out of the turret,
    Above the Traveller's head
    And he smote upon the door again a second time;
    'Is there anybody there?' he said.
    But no one descended to the Traveller;
    No head from the leaf-fringed sill
    Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes,
    Where he stood perplexed and still.
    But only a host of phantom listeners
    That dwelt in the lone house then
    Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight
    To that voice from the world of men:
    Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair,
    That goes down to the empty hall,
    Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken
    By the lonely Traveller's call.
    And he felt in his heart their strangeness,
    Their stillness answering his cry,
    While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf,
    'Neath the starred and leafy sky;
    For he suddenly smote on the door, even
    Louder, and lifted his head:-
    'Tell them I came, and no one answered,
    That I kept my word,' he said.
    Never the least stir made the listeners,
    Though every word he spake
    Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house
    From the one man left awake:
    Ay, they heard his foot upon the stirrup,
    And the sound of iron on stone,
    And how the silence surged softly backward,
    When the plunging hoofs were gone.

    Absolutely fantastic and well remembered simply for the passionate rendition given by my old English teacher


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Wasn't on out list of poems to learn but always read the opening to myself from Paradise Lost...

    Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit
    Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast
    Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,
    With loss of Eden, till one greater Man
    Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat,
    Sing Heav'nly Muse, that on the secret top
    Of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire
    That Shepherd, who first taught the chosen Seed,
    In the Beginning how the Heav'ns and Earth
    Rose out of Chaos: Or if Sion Hill
    Delight thee more, and Siloa's Brook that flow'd
    Fast by the Oracle of God; I thence
    Invoke thy aid to my adventrous Song,
    That with no middle flight intends to soar
    Above th' Aonian Mount, while it pursues
    Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhime.
    And chiefly Thou O Spirit, that dost prefer
    Before all Temples th' upright heart and pure,
    Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first
    Wast present, and with mighty wings outspread
    Dove-like satst brooding on the vast Abyss
    And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark
    Illumin, what is low raise and support;
    That to the highth of this great Argument
    I may assert Eternal Providence,
    And justifie the wayes of God to men.

    .....epic stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Not from school, but i love Edgar Allen Poe

    This is one of his best -

    A Dream within a Dream

    Take this kiss upon the brow!
    And, in parting from you now,
    Thus much let me avow-
    You are not wrong, who deem
    That my days have been a dream;
    Yet if hope has flown away
    In a night, or in a day,
    In a vision, or in none,
    Is it therefore the less gone?
    All that we see or seem
    Is but a dream within a dream.

    I stand amid the roar
    Of a surf-tormented shore,
    And I hold within my hand
    Grains of the golden sand-
    How few! yet how they creep
    Through my fingers to the deep,
    While I weep- while I weep!
    O God! can I not grasp
    Them with a tighter clasp?
    O God! can I not save
    One from the pitiless wave?
    Is all that we see or seem
    But a dream within a dream?


  • Registered Users Posts: 709 ✭✭✭ClutchIt


    I read the whole thread and I'm suprised this wasn't posted yet. (I hope!) Although it was mentioned. It is beautiful and sad.

    RAGLAN ROAD
    (Patrick Kavanagh)

    On Raglan Road on an autumn day
    I saw her first and knew
    That her dark hair would weave a snare
    That I might someday rue
    I saw the danger
    Yet I walked
    Along the enchanted way
    And I said, let grief be a fallen leaf
    At the dawning of the day

    On Grafton Street in November
    We tripped lightly along the ledge
    Of the deep ravine
    Where can be seen
    The worth of passion's pledge
    The Queen of Hearts still making tarts
    And I not making hay
    Oh I loved too much
    And by such and such
    Is hapiness thrown away

    I gave her gifts of the mind
    I gave her the secret sign
    That's known to the artists
    Who have known the true gods of sound and stone
    And word and tint, I did not stint,
    I gave her poems to say.
    With her own name there and her own dark hair
    Like clouds over fields of May.

    On a quiet street where old ghosts meet
    I see her walking now
    Away from me so hurriedly my reason must allow
    That I had wooed not as I should
    A creature made of clay -
    When the angel woos the clay he'd lose
    His wings at the dawning of the day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Does anyone remember this from the secondary school. There was a poem about nuclear weapons or after a nuclear strike. Not sure if it is this one.

    Your Attention Please by Peter Porter

    The Polar DEW has just warned that
    A nuclear rocket strike of
    At least one thousand megatons
    Has been launched by the enemy
    Directly at our major cities.
    This announcement will take
    Two and a quarter minutes to make,
    You therefore have a further
    Eight and a quarter minutes
    To comply with the shelter
    Requirements published in the Civil
    Defence Code - section Atomic Attack.
    A specially shortened Mass
    Will be broadcast at the end
    Of this announcement -
    Protestant and Jewish services
    Will begin simultaneously -
    Select your wavelength immediately
    According to instructions
    In the Defence Code. Do not
    Tale well-loved pets (including birds)
    Into your shelter - they will consume
    Fresh air. Leave the old and bed-
    Ridden, you can do nothing for them.
    Remember to press the sealing
    Switch when everyone is in
    The shelter. Set the radiation
    Aerial, turn on the Geiger barometer.
    Turn off your television now.
    Turn off your radio immediately
    The services end. At the same time
    Secure explosion plugs in the ears
    Of each member of your family. Take
    Down your plasma flasks. Give your children
    The pills marked one and two
    In the C D green container, then put
    Them to bed. Do not break
    The inside airlock seals until
    The radiation All Clear shows
    (Watch for the cuckoo in your
    Perspex panel), or your District
    Touring Doctor rings your bell.
    If before this your air becomes
    Exhausted or if any of your family
    Is critically injured, administer
    The capsules marked 'Valley Forge'
    (Red pocket in No 1 Survival Kit)
    For painless death. (Catholics
    Will have been instructed by their priests
    What to do in this eventuality.)
    This announcement is ending. Our President
    Has already given orders for
    Massive retaliation - it will be
    Decisive. Some of us may die.
    Remember, statistically
    It is not likely to be you.
    All flags are flying fully dressed
    On Government buildings - the sun is shining.
    Death is the least we have to fear.
    We are all in the hands of God,
    Whatever happens happens by His will.
    Now go quickly to your shelters.


    We also did this for InterCert


    Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
    Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known
    And all the people that come and go
    Stop and say hello

    On the corner is a banker with a motorcar
    The little children laugh at him behind his back
    And the banker never wears a mac
    In the pouring rain...
    Very strange

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies
    I sit, and meanwhile back

    In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
    And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen.
    He likes to keep his fire engine clean
    It's a clean machine

    Trumpet Solo

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    Four of fish and finger pies
    In summer, meanwhile back

    Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout
    A pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray
    And though she feels as if she's in a play
    She is anyway

    Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer
    We see the banker sitting waiting for a trim
    Then the fireman rushes in
    From the pouring rain...
    Very strange

    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies
    I sit, and meanwhile back
    Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    There beneath the blue suburban skies...
    Penny Lane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    Excalibur

    I froze your tears and made a dagger,
    and stabbed it in my cock forever.
    It stays there like Excalibur,
    Are you my Arthur?
    Say you are.

    Take this cool dark steeled blade,
    Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
    I’d drown with you to be together.
    Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven


    Parable of the Old Man and the Young

    So Abram rose, and clave the wood, and went,
    And took the fire with him, and a knife.
    And as they sojourned both of them together,
    Isaac the first-born spake and said, My Father,
    Behold the preparations, fire and iron,
    But where the lamb for this burnt-offering?
    Then Abram bound the youth with belts and straps,
    and builded parapets and trenches there,
    And stretchèd forth the knife to slay his son.
    When lo! an angel called him out of heaven,
    Saying, Lay not thy hand upon the lad,
    Neither do anything to him. Behold,
    A ram, caught in a thicket by its horns;
    Offer the Ram of Pride instead of him.
    But the old man would not so, but slew his son,
    And half the seed of Europe, one by one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 359 ✭✭Tallaght Saint


    "Duilleog ar an Life" by Martin O Direan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    There was a young man name Bill
    Who invented the dynamite pill
    His arse back-fired
    His mickey retired
    And his bollocks flew over the hill.

    There was a young man name Frank
    A filthy bastard who stank
    Because he was hummin'
    He couldn't get a woman
    And so all the cunt did was ****

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    I'm liking all the poetry. I'm liking people saying "inter cert" more. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Of all the animals industrious
    the ant is the most illustrious
    So what?
    Would you be calm and placid
    if you were full of formic acid?

    Ogden Nash


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    to see the world in a grain of sand
    and a heaven in a wild flower
    hold infinity in the palm of your hand
    and eternity in an hour

    william blake - auguries of innocence.
    the poem is much longer but thats the verse i love and thats the verse ill never forget


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