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Dumb people thread

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  • 13-06-2014 7:59pm
    #1
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    I would like people to put up dumb everyday stuff you see people do...I'll start.

    Two women with babies in arms outside a Creche, standing 3 feet out on the road having a chat, they see me driving towards them but keep standing there chatting...twats


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    #2
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    This thread won't last long.

    Good luck to you OP.


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    #3
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I saw this mime earlier.


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    #4
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRIUbFLjtX0


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    Maphisto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    Yeah, what is it about supermarket carparks everyone forgets how to drive?

    I was in Lidl today, just about to step off the kerb and this woman in a merc swerves in because she's just realised she can park 6 inches from my foot, not even an acknowledgement or F. all.

    Same supermarket I'm reversing out of the space and next thing the reversing sensors bleep because someone has driven past so close and so slowly that I would have hit her car if I hadn't slammed on.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    I sold a bald guy a comb earlier!!


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    #7
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    frag420 wrote: »
    I sold a bald guy a comb earlier!!

    Thanks.

    It's for the hairs on my balls btw.


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    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    Doom wrote: »
    I would like people to put up dumb everyday stuff you see people do...I'll start.

    Two women with babies in arms outside a Creche, standing 3 feet out on the road having a chat, they see me driving towards them but keep standing there chatting...twats

    Had they their road tax discs displayed?


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    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Dr Turk Turkelton wrote: »
    Had they their road tax discs displayed?

    TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    The One Doctor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Doom wrote: »
    I would like people to put up dumb everyday stuff you see people do...I'll start.

    Two women with babies in arms outside a Creche, standing 3 feet out on the road having a chat, they see me driving towards them but keep standing there chatting...twats

    Legally pedestrians have priority over all vehicles on the road.

    What is it about driving a car that subtracts 20 points from a person's IQ?


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    desultory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 340 ✭✭desultory


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Legally pedestrians have priority over all vehicles on the road.

    What is it about driving a car that subtracts 20 points from a person's IQ?

    Realistically them staying on the road is retarded.


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    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Legally pedestrians have priority over all vehicles on the road.

    What is it about driving a car that subtracts 20 points from a person's IQ?

    That comment automatically gives you an IQ of 5.....

    Who the fcuk stands with their child 3 feet out on road talking with moving traffic, also there is a footpath near them.


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    csallmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Today I waited five minutes for a taxi that I hadn't even called


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    rotun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭rotun


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Legally pedestrians have priority over all vehicles on the road.

    What is it about driving a car that subtracts 20 points from a person's IQ?

    At least with their dying breath they can say they were in the right


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    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Legally pedestrians have priority over all vehicles on the road.

    What is it about driving a car that subtracts 20 points from a person's IQ?

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking

    Eh :confused:


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    TGJD
    Registered Users Posts: 432 ✭✭TGJD


    Banjo String wrote: »
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking

    Eh :confused:

    Its not a crime in ireland. Apart from on motorways pedestrians always have right of way here.


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    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    TGJD wrote: »
    Its not a crime in ireland. Apart from on motorways pedestrians always have right of way here.

    Motorways have roads too.


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    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Paper beats rock
    Car beats pedestrian.


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    #19
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I'm quite dumb myself, so anything I done today was pretty dumb


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    The One Doctor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Banjo String wrote: »
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking

    Eh :confused:

    Look again. Ireland is not mentioned in that article.


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    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Look again. Ireland is not mentioned in that article.

    Try crossing the m50 at rush hour.

    Let me know how you get on.


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    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Motorways have roads too.

    In soviet russia, roads drive YOU! :D


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    #23
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I must call the insemenator have a cow going to dairy.


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    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    I must call the insemenator have a cow going to dairy.

    Wut? I'm a cow guy, and I don't even get that? You mean bulling, right?


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    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Wut? I'm a cow guy, and I don't even get that? You mean bulling, right?

    You have relations with cows?


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    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    You have relations with cows?

    Yeah, my uncle has a friesian. And I did get you. You still haven't explained your farming outburst.


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    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    And I did get you. You still haven't explained your farming outburst.

    What do you want? a link is it? They are all mad for internet links.


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Try crossing the m50 at rush hour.

    Let me know how you get on.

    Does the M50 not become a car park at rush hour? Cant imagine it being difficult.:D


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    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Darwin award contender. .
    Guy on motorbike takes a short cut down the wrong side of daul carriageway. The next roundabout was less than 1 km away.


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    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    I'm quite dumb myself, so anything I done today was pretty dumb

    Somehow, I believe you.


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