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Favourite Simpsons Quote

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    #452
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    "It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...PERCODAN?! Aw, crap!"


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    #453
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine.
    Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
    Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in
    a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his
    flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the
    Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts".
    Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite
    understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration
    allowed Charlie to get the drop on us.
    I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist
    on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and
    four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it
    here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right --


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    #454
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    Homer: Hey Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had!

    Marge: He's the only coach this team has ever had, and the season hasn't even started yet!


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    #455
    lala88
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭lala88


    Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under --
    Homer: Aaaah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! Bart, I don't wanna alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
    Bart: AAAAAAAH!


    "Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment."

    "Are you going to eat it?"

    ".......Yes."


    "Dateline: Springfield. The elusive beer baron continues to thumb his nose at the authorities. Swaggering about in a garish new hat, he seemed to say, 'Look at me, Rex Banner! I have a new hat!'"


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    #456
    Metacarpi
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭Metacarpi


    Homer: "First you get the sugar, then you get the power then you get the women" Love that episode!!


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    #457
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    Homer: Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-ball, Skinner can be 8-ball, Barney will be 12-ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-ball.

    Moe: You're an idiot.


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    #458
    PointLe55
    Site Banned Posts: 25 ✭PointLe55


    Marge on phone: "Hello; Listen Lady..."
    Moe: "Well listen, lady!"


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    #459
    MUFC91CS
    Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭MUFC91CS


    Bart: This place smells and something's dripping on me.
    Willie: The smell is manure, and the dripping's manure. Now turn to Chapter 1 of Math Safari.
    Bart: But we're already on Chapter 7.
    Willie: Then you'll be teaching Willie!


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    #460
    badger57
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭badger57


    Marge: Do you remember that time we celebrated New Year's at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock!!!


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    #461
    Go Harvey Go
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,038 ✭✭✭Go Harvey Go


    "Mr McClure, what does DNA stand for?"


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    #462
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    "What is a wedding? Webster's defines it as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden'."


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    #463
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    "Mono" means "one", and "rail" means "rail".


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    #464
    Subacio
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Subacio


    I've always liked the quote from self help guru Brad Goodman complete with using quotationfingers for emphasisquotation marks. "Now I may not have any "qualifications" or "experience", but I do have a PhD in pain".

    The number of times I've been tempted to trot that one out in a job interview is unbelievable.


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    #465
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Homer: Remember when I took that wine making course and I forgot how to drive?

    Marge: That's because you were drunk!


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    #466
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.


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    #467
    Green Giant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    "I’m only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel."


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    #468
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    You know me marge,I like my beer cold,my tv loud and my homosexuals FLAMING


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    #469
    Go Harvey Go
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,038 ✭✭✭Go Harvey Go


    "Hello? Mrs Pommelhorst? I'd like to get down now..."

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    "Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... MALK?!?!"

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    "Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! Oh, I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! GRADE ME!!!!"

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    #470
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Homer talking to Lisa and Bart- "Let this be a lesson to you kids, never help anyone".


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    #471
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Trying is the first step towards defeat.


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    #472
    DivingDuck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭DivingDuck


    "As intelligence goes up, happiness goes down. See, I made a graph.

    "I make lots of graphs." -- Lisa.


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    #473
    Second Toughest in_the Freshers
    Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers


    Marge (to Homer): So you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
    Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge.
    Marge: Of course you have a choice.
    Homer: How do you figure?
    Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
    Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways, you and I are very different people.


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    #474
    764dak
    Registered Users Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭764dak


    Homer: "You've been rubbing it in my nose since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!"


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    #475
    OfTheMarsWongs
    Registered Users Posts: 925 ✭✭✭OfTheMarsWongs


    Marge.... is Lisa at Camp Granada?


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    #476
    e.r
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭e.r


    Bart: Dad can I get you a beer

    Lisa: dad dad can I get you a beer

    Homer: kids kids kids you can each get me a beer


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    #477
    Go Harvey Go
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,038 ✭✭✭Go Harvey Go


    (As Homer lies on the couch...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No!"

    (Following Homer down the walkway...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    (At the dinner table...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No!"

    (As Homer watches TV...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "No."

    (As Homer takes a shower...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NOOO!!!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NOO!!"

    (As Homer tries to get some sleep...)

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NO!!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NOO!!!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NOO!!!!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "NO!!! IF I TAKE YOU WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME!!?!?!"

    Bart: "Yeah!"

    Lisa: "Of course!"

    Bart: "Well?"

    Bart and Lisa: "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"

    Homer: "YES!!!"

    Bart and Lisa: "Thanks, Dad!"

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    :D:D:D:D:D:D


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