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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Jack its Wayne palmer, bertie aherns about to be killing you softly with his song, hes going to be strumming your face with his fingers, singing your life with his words, killing you softly with his sooooooooooooooooooonnngg... sure enough bertie kiced it up!


  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    And Cecelia started reading some chapters from her new book "A Place Called Here"...

    Two years in Chinese prisons had hardened him, but he still wasn't prepared for these horrific interrogation tactics.
    He crouched in the corner, broke into tears and weeped "BILL, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE..."


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Please , send me back to the Chinese"

    Jack had never before endured such torture, and the idea of listening to Celia discuss her up-coming television appearance was enough to send Jack over the edge.

    He suddenly....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    .. went mental and asked Chloe for a ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    mint corneto even tho he doesn't like...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    ...mint corneto's, but he can't get a proper '3-in-1' (rice,chips,curry sauce) since leaving chinese soil....


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    so he has stuck to Yorkie bars.

    *tick, tick, tick*

    Meanwhile, Buchanan talks to his "wife" about re-decorating CTU. "What do you think we should do with the old curtains".

    Karen replies.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    "Take them to holding, we'll interrogate them there, I have a feeling they've been working against the best interests of CTU, damn curtains!"

    Jack is called in to interrogate them...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "Where are the terrorists hiding the Sentox nerve gas??", asks Jack.

    The curtains suddenly begin to speak.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    all very nervously at first, but then then the older man finally admits that he is Brian Curtain - the disgraced judge and that he is hiding a secret stash of ....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    naked kim pictures by which were then stolen by...


  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    Spanky-s and


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    ...David Palmer.

    "YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!", shouted Jack, before beating the holy bejesus out of Curtain.

    Meanwhile, Bill goes out to grap a quick mug of tae and quickly returns to see the fight.

    After fierce interrogation, Curtain finally admits...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    that he sold pictures of Kim to the Chinese in exchange for some dope.

    Chloe suddenly bursts into the interrogation room with some startling information...


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    You dont have the right pictures...


  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    I just finished the advanced complex ubergeek next-generation decryption algorithm to clean up the images and they were pictures of Edgar.

    YOUSONOFABITCH - Jack's yells at.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    ...the top of his voice, he points his gun at Curtain and unloads an entire clip, miraculously not a single bullet has injured him. Mysteriously though the news streams in from Chloe that the band Westlife has been killed by multiple gunshot wounds some 10 miles away.

    Jack Bauer picks up his pump action shotgun and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    dresses it up in a mini skirt and low cut top.

    "Do you come here often?" Asks Jack.

    "Talk to me Dammit!"

    Chloe interrupts...


  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    ...Jack playing SIMLIFE CTU v3 as she has an urgent phone call from Audrey.

    Jack puts down the PS3 controller and takes...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    a five minute toilet break

    *tick, tick, tick*

    Meanwhile, Nadia is becoming very hot and bothered.

    She...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    never realised shotguns could look so sexy when dressed up.

    She starts to fantasise...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    about herself because...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    voices in her head began to tell her to use the shotgun. :eek:

    Buchanan, using his cold, hard logic, deduces that something is wrong and has Nadia sectioned under the mental health act 2001.

    As this is happeneing, Morris is talking sh1te as usual.

    he says to Milo.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    will ya lash her one for me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    to which Milo replies, "THERE'S NO TIME"...


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    LIKE THE PRESENT.

    Milo then proceeds to lob one in until Milos brother eh... Mile, arrives on the scene....


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Paramedic: Mile has internal bleeding Jack, we have to get him to a hospital

    Woman from Airplane gets a cameo: Why? What is it?

    Jack: A big building with nurses and doctors in it, but that not important right now. I need mile to hold on

    Paramedic: But jack you have internal bleeding, we must get you to a hospital

    Jack: Damn it, with in the hour, I promise just trust me. Now pick up the phone Mile and tell .........


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Elmo to change his signature... :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    as it was giving the terrosists a means to invade west LA.

    Jack then realises that Mile was once a member of the Islamic terrosists and begins to interrogate him, despite the fact that Mile is blleding to death.

    Jack shouts......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 922 ✭✭✭whosedaddy?


    Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.


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