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#92 21-10-2010 8:17pm

Improbable

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I hear that if you inhale the smoke, you're actually taking in a part of His noxious gas...

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#93 21-10-2010 8:25pm

Enkidu

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housetypeb wrote: »

Behold his glory and grovel.
He is without form-he is everywhere but chose to be contained in the form of BOTTLE(PRAISE THE BOTTLE)
We should praise him forever and maybe cut our foreskins off to show him how much we love and fear him.

You fool, you are so naive. How could he be contained in a bottle? His infinite glory does not allow him to be contained. Obviously he and the bottle are one and coterminous.

He is of one being with the bottle, through him all threads were started.
Smoke from Smoke, true post from true post.
For us he came down from real life, was registered and became a board member.
For us and our accounts he was banned under Dades, suffered posting restrictions and went to after hours.
On the third day he posted again and was seated on his desk chair.
He will come again to judge the banned and the registered and his righteous forum will have no end.

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#94 21-10-2010 8:31pm

housetypeb

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Where does he stand on the foreskin issue-already made the incision-should i continue?

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#95 21-10-2010 8:36pm

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how dare you publish pictures of the OP, i feel enraged by your disrespect and intolerance towards the OP and his followers.

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#96 21-10-2010 9:03pm

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This HAS to be the wrong forum because I'm afraid of what happens when I log out.

DeV.

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#97 21-10-2010 9:27pm

jayzusb.christ

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thebhoy wrote: »

how dare you publish pictures of the OP, i feel enraged by your disrespect and intolerance towards the OP and his followers.

FATWA! RUSH HIM!*

*or her. In which case her crime is even worse - quadruple fatwa.

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#98 21-10-2010 10:57pm

Dades

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DeVore wrote: »

This HAS to be the wrong forum because I'm afraid of what happens when I log out.

There is no logging out. If you wish to leave they'll send around one of their representatives to 'dissuade' you.

Beware of vans with blacked out windows.

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#99 22-10-2010 12:11am

robindch

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DeVore wrote: »

I'm afraid of what happens when I log out.

Depends on where you log out from.

From here, you stay logged-out; from there, you go to heaven but only if you accept what the forum mods say about themselves, while here, just sets a cookie for your next visit.

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#100 26-06-2014 12:37am

stevoslice

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wrong thread

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#101 26-06-2014 1:03pm

robindch

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Ah, 2010.

*waves from the future*

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#102 26-06-2014 1:29pm

Cabaal

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robindch wrote: »

Ah, 2010.

*waves from the future*

you're a timelord?

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#103 26-06-2014 1:35pm

Knex*

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Cabaal wrote: »

you're a timelord?

Is he now, or was he? Or will he be in the future?

As a timelord in the present, do you then encompass all tenses, and also become one in the past? (Along with the assumption that you will continue to be one in the future)

By becoming a timelord, are you automatically then always a timelord, therein actually making it impossible to ever actually become a timelord?

I need more coffee.

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#104 26-06-2014 5:01pm

kuro_man

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How long before there is a schism in this thread?

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#105 26-06-2014 5:04pm

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kuro_man wrote: »

How long before there is a schism in this thread?

Jaffa cakes vs Hawaiian Pizza?

Pineapple vs Custard creams?

Islam vs Luis Suarez?

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#106 08-10-2015 8:52am

pauldla

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Can I post this here?

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#107 08-10-2015 8:54am

Timberrrrrrrr

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So this is what the twilight zone looks like?

I like what you guys did with the place.

*Pulls up a chair and cracks open a beer*

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#108 08-10-2015 9:46am

Skrynesaver

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Loretta, you can post anywhere you like...

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#109 08-10-2015 10:12am

MrPudding

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pauldla wrote: »

Can I post this here?

Apparently.

MrP

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#110 08-10-2015 10:52am

Cabaal

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Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

So this is what the twilight zone looks like?

*

Nope....Its...the scary door!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vctmsx3xw

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#111 08-10-2015 12:34pm

robindch

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pauldla wrote: »

Can I post this here?

As Mr P points out, evidently, you can.

The question is whether you should.

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#112 08-10-2015 2:31pm

Doctor DooM

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You can only post here if you believe it is not the wrong forum.

If you have posted here and you believe it is the WRONG forum, then obviously you are actually incorrect about what you think you believe and are doing it just to rebel.

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#113 08-10-2015 3:08pm

Kivaro

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Ye guys and ye'r resurrections.

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#114 09-10-2015 1:36am

pauldla

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You bloody atheists and your bloody logic. I'm glad I posted it, I tells you, GLAD. God told me to do it.

(addemdumnumem: woke to the headline 'Ireland 1 Germany 0'. Oh happy days!)

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#115 09-10-2015 7:33am

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pauldla wrote: »

'Ireland 1 Germany 0'.

Now that is in the wrong forum. :pac:

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#116 09-10-2015 7:47am

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pauldla wrote: »

You bloody atheists and your bloody logic. I'm glad I posted it, I tells you, GLAD. God told me to do it.

(addemdumnumem: woke to the headline 'Ireland 1 Germany 0'. Oh happy days!)

Praise be to His Noodly Appendage!

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#117 09-10-2015 10:53am

pauldla

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PopePalpatine wrote: »

Praise be to His Noodly Appendage!

Indeed! We must show our appreciation of Him. I suggest the pouring of alcohol!

Good Lady Wife much impressed by Long; long 龙 in Chinese means 'dragon' (though admittedly it could also mean deaf, a cage or coup, a rice huller, or the chirping of birds, depending on tone and context.)

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#118 15-10-2015 1:44am

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Regardless of the OP's clear omniscience, one must remember that the wrong forum commandment was made almost 2000 days ago and as such one has to read it with the cultural and moral context of its time!

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#119 15-10-2015 3:21am

Turtwig

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Pherekydes wrote: »

Now that is in the wrong forum. :pac:

Nope it ain't.

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#120 15-10-2015 11:52am

Zillah

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Kivaro wrote: »

Ye guys and ye'r resurrections.

A thread couldn't just rise from the dead in the wrong forum, this is definitive proof of this being the right forum.

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