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spicing up my sex life

  • 05-07-2009 3:20pm
    #1
    CrankyStudent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭


    any good tips for masturbation ?

    i never get laid and i need to spice up my sex life with myself


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  • #2
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    CrankyStudent wrote: »
    any good tips for masturbation ?

    i never get laid and i need to spice up my sex life with myself
    lol. you've got internet though? dont make me spell it out for ya! :p


  • #3
    CrankyStudent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭CrankyStudent


    ah i know there is porn, thats not my problem, my problem is im sick of my own hands, i had a dream about a blow up doll last night like, might buy myself one, any tips or tricks ?


  • #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The blow up doll wont object to anything you wish to do to her / Him .....er it


  • #5
    3DataModem
    Registered Users Posts: 3,939 ✭✭✭3DataModem


    Public places?
    Waterfalling?
    LNH?

    Plenty of good options for the determined onanist.


  • #6
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Get laid


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  • #7
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users Posts: 14,326 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Buy a <cough> pet sheep.


  • #8
    asmobhosca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭asmobhosca


    Maybe its time to call in a "professional" :D
    Or a trip to Amsterdam....:P


  • #9
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Call your ex, the one who loved to dress up


  • #10
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,920 ✭✭✭trout


    OP ... why not concentrate on yore studies for a while.
    Far more rewarding than onanism, and better for you in the long run.

    Failing that ... try some marigold rubber gloves ... you know, the ones with the textured dimples.

    /thread.


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