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Photocopying one's buttocks

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  • 18-10-2012 5:33pm
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    some random drunk
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    Have you ever done it?

    You see this quite often on tv shows where a character photocopies their arse as a prank or some other reason like they lost a bet. I'm wondering how often (if ever) it happens in real life?

    I have to admit I've done it once. I was a 16 year old, staying at a relative's house in their spare bedroom which also doubled as a home office. After a few days of boredom, temptation got the better of me. Nearly got caught too, as one copy got stuck in the machine and I only discovered it by chance the next day. :pac:

    So folks any good stories out there? Have you ever photocopied your arse or any other bodyparts? Ever heard of anyone who did?


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    [Deleted User]
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    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.


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    Super-Rush
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

    Pics or GTFO.



    For research purposes obviously.


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    smash
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    When I was 15 myself and a friend worked in his dads factory on Saturdays. There was a gay guy there called pat and one day when we were in, my mate photocopied his arse for the laugh. When he wasn't looking I took the copy out of the bin, wrote happy birthday pat on it and stuck it to the staff notice board!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO.



    For research purposes obviously.

    Would but I broke my scanner

    <.< >.>


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    Bobeagleburger
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    I'd make a right arse of myself if I tried.


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    Feeona
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    some random drunk wrote: »

    You see this quite often on tv shows where a character photocopies their arse as a prank or some other reason like they lost a bet.

    No, no, no......you get kicked up the arse when you lose a bet. Don't be confusing your cultural references.


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    smash
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    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

    Would but I broke my scanner

    <.< >.>
    Here, break my face will you!


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    westies4ever
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.


    UemH5h5RfEs

    :D


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    Where To
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.
    You could always take a pic of your arse and then photocopy that?


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    [Deleted User]
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    How did this turn into a thread about my arse.

    Back on topic :mad:

    :p


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    some random drunk
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    Feeona wrote: »
    No, no, no......you get kicked up the arse when you lose a bet. Don't be confusing your cultural references.

    I beg to differ. From the "Escape from Victory" epidode of Father Ted:
    Father Ted: Last year, Dick made me photocopy my own rear end. They never let me in that library again.


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    smash
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    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »
    How did this turn into a thread about my arse.

    Back on topic :mad:

    :p
    You're the mod, change the thread title there and move to the pics and vids forum so we can continue! :D


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    Feeona
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

    I hear the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey will be called Fifty Shards of Glass-What Happens When You Get Up to High Jinks


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    Feeona
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    some random drunk wrote: »
    I beg to differ. From the "Escape from Victory" epidode of Father Ted:


    Yes you're right. What was I thinking!


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    Yamanoto
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    I never have, but I did once encounter a map of the Niger Delta which bore a striking resemblance to the vein pattern on my scrotum.


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    9959
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Would but I broke my scanner

    <.< >.>

    Well don't sit on it again.


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    MadameGascar
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    I did TY in secondary school and a good amount of time was spent in the photocopying room doing this. :D Squish your face against the glass and try it, they were the funniest.


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Deleted User wrote: »
    If I tried that I'd be picking splinters out of my arse for a week. No way that glass would cope with my rear end.

    Pics or GTFO.

    Sounds like two cameras would be needed to fully capture that panorama.


    /flees thread


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    SuperSean11
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    MadameGascar wrote: »
    I did TY in secondary school and a good amount of time was spent in the photocopying room doing this. :D Squish your face against the glass and try it, they were the funniest.
    I hope you washed the glass first with all the arses that have been on it :P


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    mandrake04
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    My first job was fixing photocopiers, I reckon in 2.5 years I only replaced the platen glass maybe twice on a copier. It was very rare to have a broken glass but one of the times I made the usual joke about who sat on the glass and there was a lot of childish sniggering.

    That's civil servants for you.


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