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would you swallow your own sperm?

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  • 23-12-2008 9:03am
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    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭


    i've just finished reading a book entitled 'the multi-orgasmic male' by mantak chia.basically its about separating the orgasm from ejaculation,essentially retaining energy (thus negating the difference in average life expectancy betwen male and female and other wonderous benefits.anti sucub-isation if you like). the author advocates when indulging in solo practice,and one has not yet acheived this separation,that should the seed overflow the resulting sperm should be consumed by the male to counteract any loss of energy.
    a hard act to swallow you might say.
    then i'm thinking if i'm not prepared to swallow my own sperm how can i reasonably expect any female to swallow my own.not that i insist on it but it's always a bonus.do unto others as you would have them do onto you,as jc would put it.
    i suppose in an egalitarian,sharing relationship one could always practise snowballing and swallow on a 50/50 basis.
    any hints from the ladies?


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ew no bloody way would i do that. Nasty.


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Im going to say it if a girl will kiss you after you've gone down on her, why shouldnt you kiss her after shes gone down on you?

    on the grand scale of things that are bad for you to try i hardly think a bit of your own love juice is really going to hurt you

    im sick any way il eat anything as child i regualarly ate worms...


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    YORE MA swallowed mine.


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Im going to say it if a girl will kiss you after you've gone down on her, why shouldnt you kiss her after shes gone down on you?

    on the grand scale of things that are bad for you to try i hardly think a bit of your own love juice is really going to hurt you

    im sick any way il eat anything as child i regualarly ate worms...
    I'll admit I have more then likely swallowed a little from this exact sitation :o
    Never ate worms though


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    I'll admit I have more then likely swallowed a little from this exact sitation :o
    Never ate worms though
    you kissed his missus after she went down on him? Dirty man.
    Worms with a little bit of mud are lovely.


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,626 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    you know this is why we have the Sex and Sexuality forum.


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    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    Overheal wrote: »
    you know this is why we have the Sex and Sexuality forum.

    overkill


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    I'll admit I have more then likely swallowed a little from this exact sitation :o
    Never ate worms though


    Your miss under standing if i get bj and she does a good job i aint going to turn arounnd and say here have some coke and wash your mouth and then il ive you a kiss.. il kiss her there and then. if you have to take a bit of something you have just given oh nooooooooooooo... its hardely going to kill you is it...

    Ive found in case's the bjs have gottin a hole lot better to :):)


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Overheal wrote: »
    you know this is why we have the Sex and Sexuality forum.
    And its here because we're too cheap to subscribe :D


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Your miss under standing if i get bj and she does a good job i aint going to turn arounnd and say here have some coke and wash your mouth and then il ive you a kiss.. il kiss her there and then. if you have to take a bit of something you have just given oh nooooooooooooo... its hardely going to kill you is it...

    Ive found in case's the bjs have gottin a hole lot better to :):)
    Youd never know......:eek:


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    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    Overheal wrote: »
    you know this is why we have the Sex and Sexuality forum.

    and i'd prefer the better balanced opinions of 'after hours' users when weighing up my decision.it's all sex and sexuality in that forum.


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Youd never know......:eek:

    well im still standing.

    :eek:


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    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,626 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    well im still standing.

    :eek:
    .............eww.


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    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,708 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    i've just finished reading a book entitled 'the multi-orgasmic male' by mantak chia.basically its about separating the orgasm from ejaculation,essentially retaining energy (thus negating the difference in average life expectancy betwen male and female and other wonderous benefits.anti sucub-isation if you like). the author advocates when indulging in solo practice,and one has not yet acheived this separation,that should the seed overflow the resulting sperm should be consumed by the male to counteract any loss of energy.
    a hard act to swallow you might say.
    then i'm thinking if i'm not prepared to swallow my own sperm how can i reasonably expect any female to swallow my own.not that i insist on it but it's always a bonus.do unto others as you would have them do onto you,as jc would put it.
    i suppose in an egalitarian,sharing relationship one could always practise snowballing and swallow on a 50/50 basis.
    any hints from the ladies?

    *throws breakfast in the bin*

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    koth wrote: »
    *throws breakfast in the bin*
    *takes it out of bin*
    THERES A RECESSION!!!!!.....oooo rashers


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    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    koth wrote: »
    *throws breakfast in the bin*
    ah ya got it all wrong. Its ok to swallow your food but not your jizz


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    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,708 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    seanybiker wrote: »
    ah ya got it all wrong. Its ok to swallow your food but not your jizz

    I had every intention of eating my breakfast, until I read this thread.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    DubArk
    Registered Users Posts: 831 ✭✭✭DubArk


    koth wrote: »
    I had every intention of eating my breakfast, until I read this thread.


    Mmmm a smoothie for breakfast too!

    *How healthy i hear it can make your hair shine too*


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    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,708 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    DubArk wrote: »
    Mmmm a smoothie for breakfast too!

    *How healthy i hear it can make your hair shine too*

    :eek:
    At this rate, I'm gonna end up on an involuntary hunger strike

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #21
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    You're all prudes.


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    koth wrote: »
    :eek:
    At this rate, I'm gonna end up on an involuntary hunger strike
    Followed by the mandatory dirty protest.....ewwww


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    #23
    Noopti
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    do unto others as you would have them do onto you,as jc would put it.

    So she swallows your sperm and then you swallow hers?


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    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    how do you get the sperm seperated from the other cum juices?


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    #25
    bhangwallah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭bhangwallah


    Noopti wrote: »
    So she swallows your sperm and then you swallow hers?

    not what i meant when i put that bit.what i meant was you cant expect her to swallow your sperm if your not prepared to do so yourself.


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    #26
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    @OP. Never again

    @Des. Strain through teeth?


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    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    And its here because we're too cheap to subscribe :D

    The mod in that forum is way too touchy to allow this be a happy playful thread and will insist on it being very serious.


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    #28
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    bhangwallah wrote: »
    the author advocates when indulging in solo practice,and one has not yet acheived this separation,that should the seed overflow the resulting sperm should be consumed by the male to counteract any loss of energy.
    QUOTE]

    Next time i hear a bloke complaining he's tired....:D

    On the bright side, lots of yore ma's curtains may be spared.


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