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So my friend was in the bath...

  • 25-01-2008 5:21pm
    #1
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

    On two separate occasions!

    Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?
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  • #2
    Sabre0001
    Registered Users Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Your "friend" eh...

    Hmm...............

    🤪



  • #3
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    And you know this because............


  • #4
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "friend" *wink, wink, signal* Don't point that bloody thing at me! Filthy pair!


  • #5
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Can he see any better now?


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Mirror wrote: »
    Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

    On two separate occasions!

    Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?
    Well he must have been told he'd go blind at himself all the time. Next time maybe he'll listen to his mother.


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  • #7
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Mirror wrote: »
    Masturbating like a good thing, and he shoots himself in the eye.

    On two separate occasions!

    Thoughts? Comments? Burns I can use at a later date?
    You shouldn't be watching your friend masturbate in the bath.

    Pervert.


  • #8
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I wonder how many **** threads that is now? Is there a statistics thingy for Boards?

    How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?


  • #9
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Ah good ol mushroom island.


  • #10
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Maximilian wrote: »
    I wonder how many **** threads that is now? Is there a statistics thingy for Boards?

    How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?
    Great idea! :D

    Honestly, when I was told the story, I couldn't understand why anyone would let that out. I'd keep such events fairly close to my chest! Unfortunately he missed his chest I guess.


  • #11
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    So masturbation does make you blind!


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  • #12
    Franco Important Lumber
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ Franco Important Lumber


    there are no words!


  • #13
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Maybe he liked it the first time and...........


  • #14
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    KamiKazi wrote: »
    So masturbation does make you blind!

    Of course.

    I used to be a danger in the science lab. Prime examples include me getting calcium up my nose and spilling hydrochloric acid on my friends workbook.
    Anyways.

    Once I was putting down a beaker of copper sulphate but let it down to suddenly so a jet shot up and hit me in the eye.
    I got an eyepatch for a week and had a grand old time telling people that I had hit myself in the eye ****.

    eeeh good times.


  • #15
    briantwin
    Registered Users Posts: 505 ✭✭✭briantwin


    Ahahahaha..... Lesson learned...you'd think! He managed to have a bukaki solo session not once but twice!!?? Did he tell you this story with a "suggestive" tone in his voice. Maybe he wanted to try round three in multiplayer???


  • #16
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Well, don't let any of his female relatives use the bath after him.;)

    They will be entering multiple toe territory if they do...


  • #17
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Pink eye


  • #18
    MCMLXXXIII
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭MCMLXXXIII


    ...maybe he normally doesn't shoot it that far?

    All I know is that it stings like woah...

    It would make for a good "cock block" though. If he's talking to a girl he fancies you can tell her that he shoots himself in the eye on multiple ocations, smile, then go order yourself another beer and watch him squirm. Don't expect nothing back though :rolleyes:


  • #19
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    MCMLXXXIII wrote: »
    ...maybe he normally doesn't shoot it that far?

    All I know is that it stings like woah...

    It would make for a good "cock block" though. If he's talking to a girl he fancies you can tell her that he shoots himself in the eye on multiple ocations, smile, then go order yourself another beer and watch him squirm. Don't expect nothing back though :rolleyes:

    Except maybe a shot in the eye from across the dancefloor.....


  • #20
    prendy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    another classic thread!!!


  • #21
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    It just baffles me! I mean once, fine, it was an accident... but twice?! It raises eyebrows! ;)


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  • #22
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Make him wear sunglasses and a balaclava next time he is going for a bath. Problem solved.


  • #23
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Make him wear sunglasses and a balaclava next time he is going for a bath. Problem solved.
    Well I was thinking it would warrant a quirky birthday present on that level! :D


  • #24
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Maximilian wrote: »
    How about a dedicated **** & **** forum?
    Boards and **** ... two of my favourite hobbies combined ... yeah! \o/

    Seriously, though, I think it could get out of hand quite quickly ...
    Mirror wrote: »
    I'd keep such events fairly close to my chest!
    Ah, but you obviously don't have the same range or velocity ... no wonder you wouldn't feel the need to boast!


  • #25
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Boards and **** ... two of my favourite hobbies combined ... yeah! \o/

    Seriously, though, I think it could get out of hand quite quickly ...

    Yeah if the admins apporved it it'd be the kind of forum that could blow up in their face


  • #26
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Franco Important Lumber wrote: »
    there are no words!
    Except "arousal".


  • #27
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Mirror wrote: »
    Well I was thinking it would warrant a quirky birthday present on that level! :D

    How about this for his next birthday?

    http://www.alligata.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodsm/safety-goggles.jpg

    :D


  • #28
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    to remove cum from eye the best thing is to wash it out with urine i find anyway.


  • #29
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    "Zee goggles, they do nothing!"


  • #30
    Naikon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Why was he **** in the bath:confused:


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  • #31
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Now he knows how my last score felt.


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