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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Stranger: Hey I'm horny
    You: for cock?
    Stranger: No for pussy
    Stranger: And tits
    You: i can wear a wig for you
    Stranger: Yes grandma yes please
    Stranger: Okay this just got totally weird
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Stranger: i'm 19, m, us
    Stranger: you?
    You: 20/f/ireland
    Stranger: oh neat
    You: not really
    You: i haven't shaved my arm hair in 2 years
    Stranger: lol what
    You: my pubes go as far as my knees
    Stranger: haha wtf
    Stranger: why's that?
    You: i have to brush them everyday
    Stranger: why not just cut it?
    You: have you ever had sex with a ginger gorilla with freckles?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Stranger: hey, 25 m california
    You: whoaaaaa
    You: how did you know?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Stranger: 18 m horny
    You: 10 f wet
    Stranger: description?
    You: I peed myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 30 m usa
    Stranger: can u show me a good time?
    You: yeah you wanna get a hotel room with me?
    Stranger: oh yes
    You: im gonna melt in your mouth and melt in your arse little bitch
    Stranger: oh god i have the biggest boner right now
    You: names ken keniff
    Stranger: mike
    You: ken keniff from conneticut
    Stranger: NY
    Stranger: i c u dont mind a little man on man action
    You: im gonna give you a piece of my mind and a piece of my arse
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭Major Lovechild


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: ROLEPLAY: 'I've heard you wanted to see me' Said a girl, walking into the room. 'I'm Emma Mercer'

    You: yes Emma it is important that you understand that I have a stomach pump

    Stranger: Why?

    You: For pumping stomachs of course.

    Stranger: Why is it timportant

    You: Well for one thing - if you have swallowed a copious amount of something unsavoury then you may want to unload some.

    You: for another thing - it matches the colours of my tie.

    Stranger: Ok

    You: You like?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wo ist die Gemütlichkeit?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭Paudee




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: what are you doing
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ok asl
    You: 22/f/australia
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: i like ur country
    Stranger: name?
    You: John
    Stranger: iam ahmed
    Stranger: nice to meet you
    Stranger: are you vist egypt
    You: Where is Egypt ?
    Stranger: africa
    You: Is that near Brazil ?
    Stranger: no
    You: Oh
    Stranger: do you have skype
    You: No
    Stranger: do you have bf
    You: No I have a girlfriend
    Stranger: you femal?
    You: John
    You: John is my name
    You: why would you think I was female
    Stranger: cus you say taht
    Stranger: 22 f
    You: Oh **** sorry
    You: also I know where Egypt is
    You: I meant to type m
    You: And 33
    You: And Ireland
    You: (its near Asia isn't it)
    You: (Egypt not Ireland)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Reloc8


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Boy?
    You: Meets Girl ?
    You: Ok my turn...
    You: Queen
    You: Oh **** that's only got one word in it
    You: I'm no good at this
    Stranger: -.-
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Stranger: what is with you people?!

    You: howya ma


    :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Joe is filthy


    You: hi

    Stranger: Joe 18 USA what's up

    You: Michelle 28 Ireland hows u?

    Stranger: Going good flirting with randoms u?

    You: dunno what the hell I'm doin. Ah Joe u being naughty?

    Stranger: Some times why u like that haha

    You: I can be ;)

    Stranger: I is that so?

    You: yep but you're only a young boy :P

    Stranger: Not really ima man

    You: oh really when did you lose it?

    Stranger: 2 years ago and if I'm a boy then my cock did not get the memo

    You: haha naughty boy

    Stranger: Haha yeah

    You: ok Joe gotta go :)

    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Thoms Yorkie Bars


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    You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security
    Your conversational partner has disconnected




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,348 ✭✭✭✭ricero


    Question to discuss:
    Which is your favourite car?
    Stranger: OMG
    Stranger: PLYMOUT FURY
    Stranger: *PLYMOUTH
    Stranger: 1957
    Stranger: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LIKES THEM IS ON HERE
    You: the batmobile
    Stranger: thats not a car
    You: tell that to batman
    Stranger: i will
    You: good


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,918 ✭✭✭Steffano2002


    Stranger: helloo [:

    You: hi stranger

    Stranger: 22 female

    Stranger: horny

    You: 31 male

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    You: Oh yeah! Advertising!

    Stranger: you have an user name uhm .. tahwere?

    Stranger: go create 1 & msg ****** & we can cyber

    Stranger: i am gjoing 2 get off here nd like go smetup my cam now

    Stranger: ill be waitirng 4 u thoerve

    You: ok

    You: but my internet is down...


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Thoms Yorkie Bars


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: how r u

    You: im ok

    You: you?

    Stranger: lol me too

    Stranger: what is ur name

    You: pat

    Stranger: im john

    Stranger: where r u from

    You: ireland

    You: you?

    Stranger: im from mexico but i am a boarder in usa

    Stranger: what about u

    Stranger: i bet u r pretty

    You: oooooohhhhhhhhh shít

    You have disconnected


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Oh great....

    You: it's you again

    You: So anyway, as I was saying, I call it the epiphany throne

    Stranger: who are you?

    You: cause, you know, that's where you get all your great ideas...

    You: It's me!

    You: We were just talking

    You: well...I was

    Stranger: i dont know you

    You: sure you do

    Stranger: i just met you

    Stranger: dude i just got on omegle

    You: oh, wow, really? So that's where we are now?

    You: ok, fine, be that way

    You: your choice

    Stranger: dude come on

    You: im just saying, I thought we connected is all..

    Stranger: i dont even know what your talking about

    You: yeah yeah, we were both drunk...you said you wouldn't use that excuse

    Stranger: i just met you by idk for 25 secondds

    Stranger: im 16 and im not your friends. you are talking to a different person for a minute for now

    Stranger: or are you new on the internet?

    You: 16??? You said you were 22 !!! That's illegal!!

    You: ohhh ****, **** ****....ok

    Stranger: that was a different person you were talking to

    You: blackmail

    You: i see

    You: what is it you want?

    You: money?

    Stranger: gosh your goddamn stupid

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Stranger: Hi :)
    You: Hey I just met you
    You: And this is crazy
    Stranger: LOL
    You: But I'm going to hunt you down and kill you you stupid ****
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: oh hay!

    Stranger: u a irl

    Stranger: u a gir

    Stranger: l

    You: you typing with a ****ing nub or something?

    You: stick your hand in a garbage disposal?

    Stranger: u a girl

    You: yes im a girl

    You: get it together man

    Stranger: ok how old r u

    You: 16

    You: how am i doing on the survey?

    Stranger: im 15

    Stranger: u have a facebook

    Stranger: idk

    You: of course i have facebook

    Stranger: hold up ight

    You: are you having seizure or something?

    Stranger: no

    You: use your stubby little burn nubs to type properly please,

    You: i have no idea what you're saying

    Stranger: wats your name on facebook

    You: you want my credit card number, home address and phone number first?

    Stranger: no faceboknam

    Stranger: name

    You: oh my god man, stop pounding your cock so furiously jerking off to actually type properly!

    Stranger: im ot

    Stranger: im not

    You: can you reach the keyboard?

    Stranger: yea its in front of mee

    You: good, ok chill man

    Stranger: whats ur name on facebook

    You: any good typing courses in your area by any chance?

    You: why you so obsessed with my facebook page?

    You: you want me to just send you a picture and get it over and done with?

    Stranger: ook add me Nickname Pacman

    Stranger: yea

    You: ok, hold on..

    You: ok im nervous about this....

    You: it's a pic of my tits

    Stranger: ighy

    Stranger: ight

    You: you promise you wont share this?

    Stranger: yea i swear

    You: PROMISE?

    Stranger: swear to god

    Stranger: SWEAR

    You: ugggh, ok...here you go i guess....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Days 298


    Can I get this thread going again? Please :)

    Got bored,went on Omegle, got bored of all the M/F questions....

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: m or f
    You: imma bee
    Stranger: a what
    You: buzz?
    Stranger: m or f
    Stranger: i sasd
    You: yah imma queen bee. Big buzzers on me
    Stranger: cam#
    You: hmmm buzz or not to buzz
    Stranger: this is the question
    Stranger: heeee
    Stranger: make up ur mind
    You: why buzz when you can use public honey to help the environment
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: cam sex or not
    You: imma buzz whether you like it or not. Buzz buzz
    Stranger: okokok buzz my cock bitch#
    You: hmm i buzz too high for the omegle prevert. BUZZ BUZZ
    Stranger: ok take care
    You: buzz off
    Stranger: with ur buzz buzz shit
    Stranger: slut
    You: take a buzz mate
    Stranger has disconnected.

    My first attempt at trolling....:cool:

    http://logs.omegle.com/1f4e9c3


  • Registered Users Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Burlap_Sack


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
    Stranger: hell yea
    You: Cause I wonder where you are
    Stranger: I am over the moon for you
    You: And I wonder what you do
    Stranger: guess..
    You: Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
    Stranger: loney.. sad times
    You: Tell me how to win your heart
    Stranger: send me a pic
    You: For I haven't got a clue
    Stranger: ,,,
    You: But let me start by saying I love you
    Stranger: ok.. what you called...
    You: Lionella
    Stranger: lionella nice
    You: thanks ;)
    Stranger: you sound beautifful
    You: I've been alone with you inside my mind
    Stranger: I soo wish you was here now
    You: And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
    Stranger: i love you.. black or white!
    You: Black
    You: I sometimes see you pass outside my door
    Stranger: bra sie,,,
    Stranger: sizze
    You: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: bra ssize..
    You: I can see it in your eyes
    Stranger: whats your bra size
    You: I can see it in your smile
    Stranger: bye
    Stranger: wore
    Stranger: hore
    You: You're all I've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide
    Stranger has disconnected.


    The power of lionel:P


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