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When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson , little did she realise

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    I just realised he is his mothers father.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I gagged a little reading that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭ Cassidy Rough Road


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    she'd soon be 'pregnant' with his child

    http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-idea/real-life/article/-/7124792/im-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

    Oh holy god:D

    So does this mean that her kid will be her great grandchild?

    That's just wrong on so many levels.

    Steralise them both as they obviously lack the cognitive capacity to comprehend the consequences of this seriously idiotic decision.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    I gagged a little reading that.
    I know, at least fry had the excuse of time travel.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    ughh, shame on those people, incest is the height of narcissism.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    'Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,' Phil openly explains.
    Ugh. Pair of loonies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson.

    I don't know what's worse, the whole incest thing, or the fact that they decided to broadcast it to the world.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Einhard wrote: »
    I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant" and in love with my grandson.

    I don't know what's worse, the whole incest thing, or the fact that they decided to broadcast it to the world.

    They are so up themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    That is so wrong and ****ed up on so many levels.

    There are somethings I would rather not no about this is one of them.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Incest Granny porn, the new niche market

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I'm sorry, I just can't believe this




  • She's old enough to be his Grandmother..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    What?? Uggghhh. Can not be unread...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I dunno what all the fuss & indignation is about, sure doesn't everyone love their granny?


    :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    I dunno what all the fuss & indignation is about, sure doesn't everyone love their granny?


    :p

    I sold her for a pack of Denny Rashers.


  • Posts: 17,381 William Savory Tonsil


    Rule 34.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.

    I think he has been borrowing her glasses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    I think he has been borrowing her glasses.

    I think he's been tripping out on her gases.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    The face on the surrogate mother is funny. A big grin plastered unconvincingly over a look of horror.

    I also noticed the bit where she gave her daughter (her boyfriend's mother) away "to avoid bringing her family into disrepute. That really backfired.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Phil nursed his mum for six months before she died. It was then he decided to track down his grandmother. It took three years before he found an address for Pearl and wrote to her.

    'I was stunned to get his letter,' says Pearl, who was now single. 'My heart jumped that I'd be re-united with a grandson. I wrote back immediately and included my phone number.'

    When Phil phoned Pearl, the pair admits they were both rather nervous. Pearl told Phil about being forced to give up Lynette for adoption, and Phil told Pearl about his mum dying of cancer.

    'We both cried but kept talking for three hours,' she says. 'When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!'

    I'm guessing your man has some deep issues concerning the loss of his mother and getting in touch/falling in love with nana might be connected to that. Either that or Pearl seduced him because she desperately needed someone to Phil her cavity.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    So this is what Freud spoke of, now I understa........nope.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'm imagining him talking about the child and saying "He has his grandmother's eyes"

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Ah leave him alone, she probably just asked for a drive.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Ageispolis wrote: »
    I'm guessing your man has some deep issues concerning the loss of his mother and getting in touch/falling in love with nana might be connected to that. Either that or Pearl seduced him because she desperately needed someone to Phil her cavity.

    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.
    Ah come on... There's humourous imagery and there's taking it too far :(

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    "Oh granny, what big eyes you have."

    "All the better to see you with."

    "Oh granny, what big ears you have."

    "All the better to hear you with."

    "Oh granny, what big nipples you have."

    "F*ck off ya dirty fecker, I'm not a dirty oul incestuous huer like my sister Pearl."


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Her name might be Pearl but I'd say her days of having a tight moist clam are long behind her.

    Incontinence has a way of sorting things out for old folk. Ya got the image sciencenerd? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    The grandmother isn't even that hot either.

    I'd buck her


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@




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