The Pregnant Womans Moan Thread.

well girls it's looks like i'm bringing my bump into 2010... good holy mother of fecking jaysus i'm so peed off.. so yesterday morning i was lying in bed and loosing the will to live i text into the martin king show to find a song to encourage my stubborn little baby into the world.. and some of the responses he got were hilarious... i laughed so much i started coughing and nearly got sick!! but what a way to start off the day!!! LOL :D:D:D didn't induce labout though..:rolleyes:
Now my brother is 30 today and is having a party in his house for new years and his birthday and my family wouldn't let me go cos he lives in tullamore and we're in navan :( i'm so peed off!! but again i thought it would embarrass him to hear his name on the radio so i text the martin king show again to request a happy birthday for him and to let him know i was thinking about him and low and behold it all started again with suggestions for starting labour!!! my husband was driving me over to drogheda for a check up and was slagging me off something rotten!!!
so on the results of the check.... they sent me home with a come back on wed afternoon and we'll get you started on thursday morning... i'll be a whole 14 days over...they gave me a sweep but told me everything is tight and happy up there and looks like it'll be another few days... :eek::(:mad: and the doc told me it would be a good idea to try the dirty deed... i'm thanking god my husband wasn't there (infection in hosp he couldn't come in).. this was while he was doing the sweep... what the hell was going through his mind i ask????:D:D so it'll be another day

next thursday... i'll be 14 days over.. and it was probably all the laughing and carrying on i was getting on with... I told him this was my favourite part after he'd done the scan and was leaving so i could get undressed.. poor guy he's indian and didn't get the joke until the midwife told him i was being sarcastic!!! He was a bit confused looking :eek::D i'm so bold!!!

Das Kitty wrote: »

I keep getting told that a January birthday will mean baby will be a great athlete! So you might have the next Usain Bolt! LOL!

Today's gripe from me: fupping piles. Yowsers!

That and some silly bint in Dunnes running into my butt with her damn trolley and not even apologising. I took great pleasure in fecking her trolley the hell outta my way further down the aisle!

Bwah ha! So evil today!

Same thing happened to me! Was in Dunnes and Tesco today and discovered people who shopped in Tesco today were much nicer, friendly, better mannered people than the ones in Dunnes. A guy did the same thing to me...kept clipping me in the heels, and then rammed his trolley right into my lower back (we all know THAT was a bright idea!!) because I wasnt going fast enough for him. I wasn't going fast eno0ugh because EVERYONE was at a halt. I called him an asshole and roared at him... :mad::o

Today was just a crap day all round. More nasty relatives, serious hormones, and i've been crying all night. I hate being pregnant and have even considered adoption today. I think I'd like to hibernate till march!! lol

cbyrd and CCL here's to hoping for a REAL new years baby. May the labour pains begin tonight!!

caprilicious wrote: »

Poor CCL, hopefully the pains are a sign that you're going to go in soon?

I think it was just a sign that I needed to pee... again!

fi1979 wrote: »

ok I was away for just 3 days in the outback where no reception and no net connection. Spent all day yesterday getting the house ship shape again after christmas, and had to spend the last hour reading this thread, cos u girls have been writing flippin essays!!! Now cranky cos I've not eaten yet!
Hacked, hang in there, it'll be worth it in the end.
CCL and Cbyrd, I really feel for you guys, it must be sooo frustrating at this stage of things. Lots of telly to keep your mind off things I reckon!
And Really understand the whole thing about people in grocery shops, I am so short tempered these days, there was a few people really nearly got it from me recently. I have become so safety conscious, and get seriously hassled if I think me or my bump are in any danger, even from a shopping trolley.:D

I'm not so bad with trolley's...I take it out on those people more though because I can.

Cars have been awful lately. I got clipped the other day because some asshole decided he just wantedto speed around the corner....grazed my leg! I lost the plot and flipped him the bird. People are so dangerous! I live on a road where they are very rude and aggressive.

I'm actually ok, I have just learned that I suffer from severe third trimester hormones. I don't think I've ever been so sensitive in my entire life!!

day 8... i feel like i should be going into a diary room...!! i was so tired today but i still cooked a dinner then got in the bath for about an hour and a half painted my toenails and had a general pamper...;) bit crampy today after the sweep and had a show this morning but i'm not getting my hopes up.:D made the huge mistake of telling the oh that i had a show and now he keeps looking at me.. i know he thinks i'm going to deliver the baby in 10 minutes on the sitting room floor:D:D:D:D plank!!!

The roads to my mams house were like glass for over a week i took a big slide down it on wed last managed to stay out of the ditch thank god but only just frightened the life out of the kids and me but not enough to start labour... bloody lazy baby:eek::eek::D:D hopefully it'll sleep as well after it's born!!!

I'm in drogheda... so any appointment i had there i was on my own.. they have the c-diff infection so partners are not welcome only to attend the birth and to visit..

nothing yet..:( nada .. and as for shops.. i avoid them like the plague. i write lists and send people and grocery shopping i go to tesco after 7 or 8 on a saturday so it's not busy.. i HATE shopping even when i'm not pregnant.. i get pedestrian rage!!

My husbands car was frozen this morning and wouldn't start it was -8 at 8am this morning so he's taken my car.(this is the one he wants me to trade in and i won't ,big discussions over it have ended in rows.. not anymore:D:D) . his car is still frozen still won't start and i'm supposed to be going to my mam's for dinner! i can't leave the house and i've no food in the house.My brother and his wife are home from LA with their baby my dad can't drive (after effects of chemo.. numb hands and feet) my mam is working so we're all stranded... he didn't even ask..told me on the phone it was the lesser of two evils either go or wake me up!!!!:D my girls are watching home alone for the 400th time i know the script at this stage i'm so fed up. it takes a lot for me to get this contrary;)

No, you are completley on the money. Christmas tv was brutal this year. I think I watched one movie...maybe two. The bad weather wouldn't have been so bad if we could have just watched tv...but there weren't even any decent shows on!

Ah bless her.

Drake and Josh has not shut up for two days now. Anyone else find them irratingly obnoxious?
I have been watching How I Met Your Mother online for two days now. It's a great show, but constantly sitting in front of my computer is slowly killing my will to live.

We are lucky, we had guests yesterday and had a big ham bought a few days prior to the snow and ice. We are all eting the remains of the ham.

Beerly Hills chihuahua did look awful. And YES...icarly is even worse. The blonde one drives me nuts.

the battery is dead as a dodo... of course i have a jump start battery tyre inflating big light charge you phone amazing thingy that i insisted i got for christmas last year in my boot.. but guess where that is... ah ha in dublin... :eek: maybe i'll ring him and tell him i've gone into labour?? would that be mean??:D lol

I'm actually now in the flithiest mood ever. I've been locked in the house for over a week now, and haven't seen anybody. Haven't been able to go anywhere. the ice is too bad, and everyone keeps going out and telling me I can't come because it's too dangerous. I'm so freakin lonely and bored. Raaaar!!!! Out of my system.