Advice for Future/Younger Generation (Just for Fun Nothing Serious)

windward · 29-04-2012 4:21pm #1

Advice You’d Give to the Younger/Future Generation

If you could create a reference manual for the Younger/Future Generation what would you put in it or tell them so they can enjoy life to its full

EG:
Don’t buy a house (or I’ll beat you with a stick)
Being on a first name basis with the bouncers at Coppers might be a bad sign
Visit Easter Island
Live in New York for a while
Listen to the stories of your grandparents no matter how mad they might seem
Bosco kicks Sponge Bobs ass every day and twice on a Sunday
ETC.......................

papajimsmooth · 29-04-2012 4:23pm

Learn to search on forums

oppenheimer1 · 29-04-2012 4:24pm

wear sunscreen

Temptamperu · 29-04-2012 4:25pm

Never have any hopes. Or dreams.

The King of Moo · 29-04-2012 4:25pm

Get off the grass, and mind the flowers.

opinion guy · 29-04-2012 4:26pm

Sunscreen.....and so forth

HalloweenJack · 29-04-2012 4:26pm

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

girl2 · 29-04-2012 4:27pm

No sex before marriage.

slavetothegrind · 29-04-2012 4:28pm

use your big head.

your littlehead makes some terrible decisions:(

senorwipesalot · 29-04-2012 4:29pm

Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.

AnonoBoy · 29-04-2012 4:29pm

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:

opinion guy · 29-04-2012 4:29pm

girl2 wrote: »

No sex before marriage.

No marriage before sex.

HalloweenJack · 29-04-2012 4:34pm

AnonoBoy wrote: »

How f*cking boring was the rest of your life if you think that's true. :eek:

More about the lack of responsibility.

Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.

29-04-2012 4:37pm

Girls:
Don't eat food that's bad for you.
Smother yourself in coconut oil twice a day.

You'll be only fabiliss.

Mickey Dazzler · 29-04-2012 4:41pm

Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.

kryogen · 29-04-2012 4:41pm

Don't eat yellow snow
Always look out for Johnny the tackling altzheimers patient

bocoda · 29-04-2012 4:45pm

sort out your passport an get ta f outta here!!

44leto · 29-04-2012 4:48pm

Don't take up drinking, seriously.

Never smoke you will regret it.

Say yes as much as you can.

The King of Moo · 29-04-2012 4:50pm

Don't assume adults know better than you, and if you're sure you're right and an adult's wrong, then you're probably right.
Don't unquestioningly heed any advice from an adult.

Apart from this advice.

WoollyRedHat · 29-04-2012 4:53pm

When you're out there in the great blue sky on your gliders, don't forget to wear a helmet, birds will **** on you and also watch out for aeroplanes, if they're still around.

saa · 29-04-2012 5:02pm

You can always start over.

FruitLover · 29-04-2012 5:03pm

Cut your damn hair, you look ridiculous.

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Learn Mandarin,your gonna need it.

I hope your Mandarin is better than your English...

Turtyturd · 29-04-2012 5:03pm

Don't pick your nose too much or your head will cave in.

44leto · 29-04-2012 5:14pm

Remember, us adults know that this is only a rehearsal for our next life, so don't worry about all the mistakes you will make.

AnonoBoy · 29-04-2012 5:47pm

HalloweenJack wrote: »

More about the lack of responsibility.

Being an adult isn't boring but it's a lot more stressful and the things you have to worry about never go away, e.g. if you "forget" to do your homework, you get in trouble once and it's over, if you "forget" to pay your taxes, you can get into serious ****. And so on.

The stuff that stresses you when you're a kid is relatively pointless to the stuff that stresses you as an adult. I'd love to go back to that.

Sex with girls tops all of that.

Also - that beautiful after college pre-career time is wonderful. Parties all the time. Everyone's up for going out. People aren't married with kids yet. Brilliant. Shove that up yer pipe schooldays!