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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    prettypole wrote: »
    Hi I am a Polish lady and I think Irish lady dress very nice and wear good cosmetic.
    In Poland yes many lady have nice figure but also a big pressure on lady in Poland to look good as man want this and lady very competitive to keep good body and look nice.
    I think in Poland the young girl do not eat so much bad food and same with the older lady they eat healthy and try exercise a lot.
    This maybe why Polish lady look good a lot but also in summer time in Poland lady like to wear short dress and have nice legs to show this,My auntie and my Mother both eat healthy to be still sexy in there 40s.
    I think many beautiful Irish lady here but sometime I cannot imagine why they drink so much alcohol and eat fast food a lot.

    Its the good fats in swans that keep the polish pretty and that is a scientific fact.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭Emme


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    The worst kind of woman is the middle aged, sometimes upper class, female customer who demands satisfaction.

    Those of us who've worked in retail have all dealt with their bullshìt before.

    Retail??? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭Emme


    prettypole wrote: »
    Polish lady like Irish guy they sometimes drink so much but they are very romantic.
    My sister and cousins all have Irish boyfriend who treat them very good and be nice to them with flower and surprise.
    I think Irish lady who have good Irish man know this.

    Sorry Prettypole, Irish guys don't give Irish women flowers and the only surprises they give us are unpleasant ones.

    Bord Failte are paying these guys to treat Polish and other foreign women well so Irish guys get a good reputation abroad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    I am around a 7 out of 10 on the looks scale
    Bahahahahahaha!! :pac:

    Couldn't resist :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Emme wrote: »
    Duggy747 wrote: »
    The worst kind of woman is the middle aged, sometimes upper class, female customer who demands satisfaction.

    Those of us who've worked in retail have all dealt with their bullshìt before.

    Retail??? :confused:

    Yes, retail. It's something that I've observed in my business over many years.

    They like to threaten you with "My husband is a barrister/solicitor/accountant and this won't be the last you're hearing of this" any time there is any disagreement.

    They were particularly obnoxious in the Celtic Tiger era and though some of them are still around the recession seems to have "softened their cough".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    guitarzero wrote: »
    Nope, would have to fully back him up on that. Dublin birds are the most stuck up women I've encountered, the merits of why still unknown. I guess that makes 2 virgins/losers/sad bastards/delusional idiots who just cant get any.

    Dublin women are the most beautiful, most sexy, intelligent women on the face of the planet. Fact. And it's a fact because I wrote "fact" after it, which means you can't dispute it. Fact.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Ah you're just bitter misogynist who can't get his hole :p

    Classic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'm totes reading that Polish birds post with a Polish accent. What about you goys? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭ooPabsoo


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    The worst kind of woman is the middle aged, sometimes upper class, female customer who demands satisfaction.

    Those of us who've worked in retail have all dealt with their bullshìt before.

    When I read the thread title, narky women customers immediately came to mind!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist




    There was a French woman on Gerry Ryan several years who had written a book about 'Why French Women don't Get Fat' or something to that extent.
    The following year, a study was released that stated that 'French women had the highest obesity levels in Europe'.

    Don't drink the kool-aid.

    You may not have recalled the discussion correctly as the facts do not support your assertion.

    The latest study by the OECD places France second lowest in the OECD countries for obesity. The last EU figures that I saw put Ireland & England as the second most obese countries in the EU at between 22 to 24% overweight - Malta had the highest rate in the EU.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Lustrum


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Dublin women are the most beautiful, most sexy, intelligent women on the face of the planet. Fact. And it's a fact because I wrote "fact" after it, which means you can't dispute it. Fact.

    I'm with Eve on this one, I wouldn't sway my wife for all the fake tits in Colombia (for those who haven't been, there are mucho!) and she's all Dublin.

    It's gas how lads think that all Irish women are munters, I can understand the idea that Italians are beautiful, but as for the french and especially the spanish, there are a lot more moonpigs in Paris and Madrid than Penelope Cruz lookalikes


  • Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    If you look at take me out Ireland and take me out Uk version,the girls on the Uk one are all stunners,while a few on tge Irish one are decent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Sappa wrote: »
    If you look at take me out Ireland and take me out Uk version,the girls on the Uk one are all stunners,while a few on tge Irish one are decent.

    Having sensibly looked at neither version, I can't comment on the veracity of that, but why do you think there would be such a difference, given that culturally and in terms of diet, we're basically the same as the UK?


  • Registered Users Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Sappa


    Sappa wrote: »
    If you look at take me out Ireland and take me out Uk version,the girls on the Uk one are all stunners,while a few on tge Irish one are decent.

    Having sensibly looked at neither version, I can't comment on the veracity of that, but why do you think there would be such a difference, given that culturally and in terms of diet, we're basically the same as the UK?
    Multiculturalism one of the benefits in the UK gene pool.


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    Emme wrote: »
    Sorry Prettypole, Irish guys don't give Irish women flowers and the only surprises they give us are unpleasant ones.

    Bord Failte are paying these guys to treat Polish and other foreign women well so Irish guys get a good reputation abroad.

    C'mon now that's just not true !

    Bitter lads: Stop insinuating that ALL women are like the few you've encountered.

    Ladies: Irish guys will gladly give you flowers, you just have to find the right ones is all.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Abi wrote: »
    The same could be said of Irish men. Why focus on one sex?

    Pot kettle tbh.


    it could be for sure - but dont know if you noticed the name of the thread
    its about women - so it going to be said about women

    jesus - what is it with Ah ? if someone says something about women sure as **** smells the "but men are as bad/worse/bast2rds " - we know, we know.

    it really looks like the irish lady just cant take being talked about without going into meow mode - one thing they just don't do in this country is constructive criticism - mention anything and they go straight for the eyes

    truest quote on the subject i actually read on AH , from a female poster was along the line of " with all these lovely long legged eastern Europeans turning the mens heads , Irish women will have to up their game in a big way "

    now as i said , if some one wants to start asking the same question as the OP about men and start a thread , great , i can add to the balding , fat , lazy bastard debate , i have have first hand experience

    but this one is about the women :D:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,149 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    My view is that you must barely be out of nappies to refer to women in their late 30s/early 40s as middle-aged!
    Or maybe he can just do maths. Irish life expectancy is 79.5

    Ergo a woman who's aged between 35 and 45 is precisely middle aged.

    http://www.google.ie/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:IRL&dl=en&hl=en&q=irish+life+expectancy

    (they don't tend to like it when you tell them that though. They're "young" until 50 these days, *then* "middle aged" until 70 or so when they finally accept they're "getting on a bit". Sure you're not "elderly in this country til you've been retired for at *least* a decade. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Yes yes, that criticism is terribly constructive. Ladies, let's all grow our legs long like the other ones, so we can up our game.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    dj jarvis wrote: »
    it could be for sure - but dont know if you noticed the name of the thread
    its about women - so it going to be said about women


    jesus - what is it with Ah ? if someone says something about women sure as **** smells the "but men are as bad/worse/bast2rds " - we know, we know.

    it really looks like the irish lady just cant take being talked about without going into meow mode - one thing they just don't do in this country is constructive criticism - mention anything and they go straight for the eyes

    truest quote on the subject i actually read on AH , from a female poster was along the line of " with all these lovely long legged eastern Europeans turning the mens heads , Irish women will have to up their game in a big way "

    now as i said , if some one wants to start asking the same question as the OP about men and start a thread , great , i can add to the balding , fat , lazy bastard debate , i have have first hand experience

    but this one is about the women :D:o

    But the point is that naming the thread in such a manner is unfair, as it suggests that the complaints about people made in the OP only apply to middle-aged Irish women when they clearly don't.

    Imagine if I started a thread entitled "Black scumbags" and in my OP asked why I see evidence of black people acting in a scumbaggish manner.
    If people criticised me for only focussing on black scumbags when people of all colours can be scumbags, would you then leap to my defence and say "Hey, the thread's about BLACK scumbags, look at the title! :rolleyes: Scumbags of other colours are irrelevant."

    I'd imagine you wouldn't. Anyway, this is a discussion forum where people can challenge other people's ideas, and it's only logical that someone point out that while some women are overweight, there's probably an equal proportion of equally overweight men.
    It's relevant.
    Just like if someone pointed out that you're making wild generalisations about Irish women not being able to handle criticism.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yes yes, that criticism is terribly constructive. Ladies, let's all grow our legs long like the other ones, so we can up our game.


    yea yea you can be like that all you want - i was making a point in jest
    in fact, a point made by another poster

    i did not mean they should grow longer legs - only a idiot would think that

    you are a prime example of exactly the point i was making,

    bravo or should i say meow


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i find alot of irish women hit 40 chop the hair into that square shaped omni style and look like men with boobs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Gyalist wrote: »
    You may not have recalled the discussion correctly as the facts do not support your assertion.

    The latest study by the OECD places France second lowest in the OECD countries for obesity. The last EU figures that I saw put Ireland & England as the second most obese countries in the EU at between 22 to 24% overweight - Malta had the highest rate in the EU.

    Her name was Mireille Guiliano and the book was French Women Don't Get Fat. She was approached by the show when this report was made public (whether the reports findings were flawed is another question) and shrugged it off.

    I do not believe that she was on the radio show following this being made public.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    But the point is that naming the thread in such a manner is unfair, as it suggests that the complaints about people made in the OP only apply to middle-aged Irish women when they clearly don't.

    Imagine if I started a thread entitled "Black scumbags" and in my OP asked why I see evidence of black people acting in a scumbaggish manner.
    If people criticised me for only focussing on black scumbags when people of all colours can be scumbags, would you then leap to my defence and say "Hey, the thread's about BLACK scumbags, look at the title! :rolleyes: Scumbags of other colours are irrelevant."

    I'd imagine you wouldn't. Anyway, this is a discussion forum where people can challenge other people's ideas, and it's only logical that someone point out that while some women are overweight, there's probably an equal proportion of equally overweight men.
    It's relevant.
    Just like if someone pointed out that you're making wild generalisations about Irish women not being able to handle criticism.


    jesus moo who rattled your cage ?????

    making the point that we ( as posters , not men ) cant say ANYTHING about the fairer sex with out getting the almost instant " all men are bastards " response

    i know we can debate men and women at the same time , im not stupid
    it just strikes me that ANY criticism is met with a barrage of near hate against us men folk

    i think that might say more about the women than the men in this case

    oh and nice one for ignoring the fact that i also pointed out that middle aged men are as prone to the middle age decline and bitterness

    context is everything ya know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    dj jarvis wrote: »
    yea yea you can be like that all you want - i was making a point in jest
    in fact, a point made by another poster

    i did not mean they should grow longer legs - only a idiot would think that

    you are a prime example of exactly the point i was making,

    bravo or should i say meow


    You're the one with the claws out and your point is so full of fail, go back to lappin up that milk there, kitty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Viagra was invented so middle aged men could shag middle aged women.


    No, it is for young men to be able to keep up with middle aged women.


    no its to help young men get big horns to fill that bowling alley middle aged women call their fanny.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    WindSock wrote: »
    You're the one with the claws out and your point is so full of fail, go back to lappin up that milk there, kitty.


    yea says you , the almighty one - again just proving my point 100%


    also in my first post can you point out where " my claws " were out ????

    missing why you are getting so exercised - another agenda me thinks

    the bitterness is strong in this one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    benwavner wrote: »
    Are you saying my dead ma is fat?

    must have been all those mcdonald's preservatives used in their fries that keep your dead ma looking nice n plump


  • Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭lamai


    Abi wrote: »
    The same could be said of Irish men. Why focus on one sex?

    Pot kettle tbh.

    I'd say there are more overweight women


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yes yes, that criticism is terribly constructive. Ladies, let's all grow our legs long like the other ones, so we can up our game.
    dj jarvis wrote: »
    yea yea you can be like that all you want - i was making a point in jest

    bravo or should i say meow

    So it's alright for you to make a point in jest, but not Windsock? I thought her comment was funny, no bitterness in it at all! It's ironic that you talk about not being able to make comments about women without getting hassled, yet you hassle Windsock for her comment!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    dj jarvis wrote: »
    yea says you , the almighty one - again just proving my point 100%


    also in my first post can you point out where " my claws " were out ????

    missing why you are getting so exercised - another agenda me thinks

    the bitterness is strong in this one


    Hmm, you call me catty, almighty and bitter already because I was all like whatever about growing legs long, which didnt look as much as a jest as much as looked like you trying to take a swipe. And you seem to have an issue with people discussing counter points on a thread, on a discussion site...no doubt.

    But yeah whatever, carry on with your agenda whatever that is. I can resort to the petty name calling too but I am trying to keep my postcount down atm so I may not be arsed to carry on with the petulance of it.


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