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A 24 story, continue it on...

  • 12-03-2007 9:11pm
    #1
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭


    Jack wakes up to the sound of his cell ringing, its Kim (in a low rise top lol:D), she's been captured by MICHELLE DESSLER!!!! :eek:, she says that Jack needs to follow all instructions or else michelle will let the cugars eat her (sounds of i love you daddy, i love u sweetheart on the phone) meanwhile Erin Driscolls discovered Cloie O Brien has been having an intimate reasionship with Edger Styles which means theres been a terrorist breach because theve found that Edgar has been working with terrorists, They need Jack but he's too busy with his daughters troube. Whatever will he do? Jack jumps in his car in a race to CTU......

    [Tick,tock,tick,tock AD BREAK]

    Continue it on.....:D


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    ..to find out THERE'S NO TIME!


  • #3
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Meanwhile Spanky is entertaining Kim in a way that makes the show air after 10pm.....


  • #4
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    but RTE ends up censoring it, and 2 years later repeats it at 3pm on a tuesday, totally un-cut


  • #5
    FX Meister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭FX Meister


    Then Jack puts a loaded shotgun to his mouth and pulls the trigger. His brains splater across the ceiling and trickle down the wall. FACT


  • #6
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Damn it!!!!


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  • #7
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    said Jack,who had of course survived


  • #8
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    But then I came back from the dead after.....


  • #9
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Kim had accidently caused aphixation to you with her...


  • #10
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    penis


  • #11
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Ryan Shipoel comes back from the dead
    EEK!


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  • #12
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Jack races into CTU only to find Secratary heller, DEAD.... and rushes up to have a qucik one with erin driscoll before they adress the crowd of the situation:eek:


  • #13
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    of audrey finding out about it


  • #14
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Jack's dark secret is about to be exposed but in order for him to keep it quiet he ....


  • #15
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    must carry edgar, on his back, all the way to


  • #16
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The president is dead.


  • #17
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    "That was very random" shouted Jack.


  • #18
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Buchanan then ordered Chloe to interrogate Charles Logan


  • #19
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Jack goes to interview him and ends up turning 'ever so Gaaaaaay'


  • #20
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    and logan is killed by a ctu agent as jack looks at the wall


  • #21
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    [AD BREAK]

    And now we return to President logan dead, while Jck races off to find micelle dessler and kill the cugars holding kim hostage...meanwhile....


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  • #22
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    jack says 'dammit!':D


  • #23
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    and Tony comes back for some reason.....[how i dream.......]


  • #24
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    has a look around CTU, and asks...


  • #25
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    "where is my Jesus Christ themed water dispenser?"


  • #26
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    This made Chloe very anxious, and she immeaditly began


  • #27
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    rebooting routers while simultaneously hacking some random security system...


  • #28
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    screaming abuse at her helper, Edgar the friendly ghost. Jack is in no mood for the ....


  • #29
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Chloe rings Jack on his mobile but Edgar has been messing with the ringtones it and changed it to 'ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!'
    Jack answers and Chloe frowns and says...


  • #30
    Sputs-Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Sputs-Lover


    ...Jack

    /slight pause

    ermm..

    Come on Chloe, I dont have time

    /chloe really fast

    Teri is alive...


    /cue Jack half saying....

    what?...


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  • #31
    Necronomicon
    Registered Users Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭Necronomicon


    Chloe (with that perpetual frown!): I'm sorry Jack. We have reason to believe that she's working for the terror--

    (Jack is clocked into the back of the head)

    Chloe: Jack? Jack!

    (Terri Bauer picks up the phone)

    Terri: I'm sorry. Jack is...unavailable right now.

    TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK, TICK, TOCK

    The following takes place between.....


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