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Things that make you feel manly

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  • #92
    ukonline
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭ukonline


    Standing up, smoking a pipe with one foot on a stool and my free hand in my trouser pocket wearing a trilby hat angled in a certain way and a cocky grin on my face which is pointing up slightly.


  • #93
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Displaying my physical (and by inductive reasoning) sexual dominance over physically inferior creatures by killing or defecating on them.


  • #94
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Satts wrote: »
    It's a start I suppose. Pay my taxes as well and your absolved.

    Sold, to the man with the wooden teeth.

    -Funk


  • #95
    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger


    Having a piece of wood in the shed just for stirring paint with.


  • #96
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    putting a stick aside specifically for stirring paint with


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  • #97
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Stirring paint with a piece of wood.


  • #98
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    having a paint stick for stirring paint


  • #99
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,140 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Fixing things.
    Having a 'good' bottle of whisky.
    Using a socket wrench and getting oily.
    Being considered the person who has the definitive answer to everything by my kids.


  • #100
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    poking a fire with a big stick..............


    Freud would have a field day with that one


  • #101
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Lifting well stirred cans of paint with my scrotum


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  • #102
    Satts
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Satts


    Agitating paint with my wooden teeth.


  • #103
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Cutting my own arm off with a dull knife.
    Breaking my fall with my face and not even flinching.
    Change the head gasket on an old K30 Corolla.
    Wire a plug.
    Pull a calf on a wet morning.
    Mig welding.
    Knowing what a torque wrench is.


  • #104
    the_barfly1
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    not grimacing after downing a glass of hard liquor
    lifting heavy stuff by yourself that should really require two people
    working up an unmerciful sweat while doing your (non i.t. or office based) job


  • #105
    Satts
    Registered Users Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Satts


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Cutting my own arm off with a dull knife.
    Breaking my fall with my face and not even flinching.
    Change the head gasket on an old K30 Corolla.
    Wire a plug.
    Pull a calf on a wet morning.
    Mig welding.
    Knowing what a torque wrench is.

    Sick Man.


  • #106
    theneed2rock
    Registered Users Posts: 42 ✭theneed2rock


    getting the misses to make you a sandwich


  • #107
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Shaving with my hunting knife, like a boss.


  • #108
    xclw
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭xclw


    getting my nails done. .oh wait i'm a lady


  • #109
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Going to the civic centre and signing for the dole once a month.
    Collecting the freebees off gumtree cause its only eejits that pay for these things.
    Getting a bathroom suite in a nissan micra cause your car is in the garage and the missus wants a new bathroom today.


  • #110
    dave3004
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭dave3004


    Being the big spoon when watching tv with a girl


  • #111
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Keeping the wimmins warm with our man-fur.


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  • #112
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Keeping the wimmins warm with our man-fur.

    did a little vom there


  • #113
    Mr Keek
    Registered Users Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    Having a pen behind yer ear.

    Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

    When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just back the car in and get it perfect in one go.

    Whipping out the jump leads out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.


  • #114
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Pipe in mouth.


  • #115
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Going out on your lunch break to chase butterflies and bees around the carpark.


  • #116
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Mr Keek wrote: »
    Having a pen behind yer ear.

    Having a pen knife on yer keyring.

    When the girlfriend says you'll never fit the car in that parking space and you just whip out the pen knife and get it perfect in one go.

    Whipping out the pen knife out of the boot and getting the damzel in distress back on the road again.

    FYP


  • #117
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Drinking a can by aggressively pushing a biro through it, then slugging back the lot - ignoring all the spillage. Then crushing it flat with one hand, and firing it at the bin; then high-fiving a mate, then belching and farting loudly, then shouting "fuk yeah!!!"

    :cool:







    Non manly bit: going off to change top and throw the beer-soaked one in the laundry basket.


  • #118
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Dudess wrote: »
    Drinking a can by aggressively pushing a biro through it, then slugging back the lot - ignoring all the spillage. Then crushing it flat with one hand, and firing it at the bin; then high-fiving a mate, then belching and farting loudly, then shouting "fuk yeah!!!"

    :cool:







    Non manly bit: going off to change top and throw the beer-soaked one in the laundry basket.

    Get you tits out.

    Get your tits out.

    Get you tits out for the lads.

    For the lads.

    GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS.


  • #119
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    I've taken up the sport of Strongman, but by far the most manly things I do are to take possession of the remote control and give about about every other driver on the road.

    And as for your leg of chicken, pffffttttt, recently I've eaten a whole chicken for lunch on a few occasions.
    keep it up. Strongest man in ireland lives near me and he gets his chickens for free. He's huge.


    Me it would be having a gsxr 1000 and just me being well cool in general with my manly beard


  • #120
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    aw can I punch him for you dudess


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  • #121
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Scratching yourself with a key.

    Getting far too involved in the boxing on Wii Sports when your child/niece/nephew gets you to play for the first time, realising halfway through that you're taking too seriously, but being unable to stop yourself trying to beat the computer-controlled character in case your significant other cheats on you with it for beating you up.


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