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Ever played Pool with a rope ?

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  • #32
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Better a rope than a toothpick.
    Or a really small flaccid penis in sub zero temperatures.


  • #33
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Or a really small flaccid penis in sub zero temperatures.

    Dammit man what are you trying to say?
    Don't dance around the issue with metaphors and whatnot. Could confuse people.


  • #34
    Hal1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Fraid knot OP ;).


  • #35
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Fago! wrote: »
    Yes, we're a manly bunch us! You're missing out brah'



    Why would you play banjo while riding someone? You must suck at sex to have to resort to a Deliverance cover to excite someone :p

    I squeal like a pig too.


  • #36
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    always keep one foot on the floor


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  • #37
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    BBDBB wrote: »
    always keep one foot on the floor

    Important that.
    And it's always annoying when the ref pokes his head in and says 'Touching balls'.


  • #38
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Important that.
    And it's always annoying when the ref pokes his head in and says 'Touching balls'.

    ....and if you're playing snooker always be careful not to sink the pink directly after you down the brown.


  • #39
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    bonerm wrote: »
    ....and if you're playing snooker always be careful not to sink the pink directly after you down the brown.


    By your username, i'd say you usually use a cue anyway . . .:D


  • #40
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I'll be using the long rest for this awkward one down in the bottom corner:D


  • #41
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Have you ever played pool with a rope? It can be very embarrassing, especially if you dont know the person that long. But afterwards you can look back and have a laugh at it.
    Only when drunk a couple of times, and once when i was 16, very nervous,couldnt talk to her for a week after it, thought it was the worst thing that could ever happen. Thought she'd tell all her pals in school and I'd be the laughing stock for months. But thankfully, she didnt. A few weeks later anyway, i had lost my rope and found my cue, she was impressed:p.

    You need a pool table with less baggy pockets maybe?


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  • #42
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    stovelid wrote: »
    You need a pool table with less baggy pockets maybe?



    and hope you get one "in off" the jaws


  • #43
    bently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭bently


    Pocket Billiards anyone ...........?


  • #44
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Ever played pin the tail on the baby with a red hot poker?


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