Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair

Professey Chin · 20-02-2009 9:28pm #1

As tragic as the death is, JESUS CHRIST!!!!:eek:

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded. Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.
The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.
In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.
Made in China. Buyer beware…

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html

Random · 20-02-2009 9:29pm

I'm kneeling down at the desk now as I type this.

TeletextPear · 20-02-2009 9:31pm

what a way to go....

galwayrush · 20-02-2009 9:32pm

Now i know why they call death the getting the bums rush:eek:

Local-womanizer · 20-02-2009 9:33pm

Random wrote: »

I'm kneeling down at the desk now as I type this.

Hahaha.

The thought of that!

phasers · 20-02-2009 9:35pm

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

TeletextPear · 20-02-2009 9:35pm

phasers wrote: »

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

... and phasers was never heard from again

Sharpshooter · 20-02-2009 9:36pm

galwayrush wrote: »

Now i know why they call death the getting the bums rush:eek:

And not just in Galway.

Local-womanizer · 20-02-2009 9:37pm

phasers wrote: »

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

At first I thought it was something like that chair in Burn after reading,the one clooney makes.Dissapointed tbh:(

galwayrush · 20-02-2009 9:39pm

Seriously, what a bummer.:rolleyes:

engrish? · 20-02-2009 9:40pm

What a pain in the ass.

syklops · 20-02-2009 9:40pm

This thread is soo not what I was expecting.

Creamy Goodness · 20-02-2009 9:42pm

TeletextPear wrote: »

... and phasers was never heard from again

she'll be moaning and groaning if she gets lucky with the chair

Sharpshooter · 20-02-2009 9:42pm

galwayrush wrote: »

Seriously, what a bummer.:rolleyes:

I think it's gas.

Wonder why they thought it important to give the chair's colour?

seanybiker · 20-02-2009 9:42pm

ha ha ha some way to go. Darwin ahead

Archeron · 20-02-2009 9:44pm

This may not be an appropriate response, but I'm somewhat relieved.

I thought the title of this thread said "boy killed by anal penetrating choir"

Which in my mind is much worse.

Professey Chin · 20-02-2009 9:45pm

Archeron wrote: »

This may not be an appropriate response, but I'm somewhat relieved.

I thought the title of this thread said "boy killed by anal penetrating choir"

Which in my mind is much worse.

Bad memories?:pac:

Victor · 20-02-2009 9:45pm

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

Watch out for the blue ones.

MonicaBing · 20-02-2009 9:46pm

I'm soooooo gonna be looking at my vibrato...em, vibrating Chair from now on differently...it's supposed to ease my muscles, not erase them....:P

Unpossible · 20-02-2009 9:47pm

Sure sure
"Doctor I swear I just kind of fell on it while not wearing my pants"

tbh I expected some kind of tradgic yet funny BDSM story

Professey Chin · 20-02-2009 9:48pm

MonicaBing wrote: »

I'm soooooo gonna be looking at my vibrato...em, vibrating Chair from now on differently...it's supposed to ease my muscles, not erase them....:P

Doesnt sound like its working right. I require pics and videos of it in use to solve the problem:D

galwayrush · 20-02-2009 9:48pm

Victor wrote: »

Watch out for the blue ones.

Smarties?:eek: I heard blue was back:D

TequilaMockingBird · 20-02-2009 9:48pm

Didn't a few hundred Boards' members buy those cheap gas lift chairs featured in Bargain Alerts? Anyone sitting on one now? Be a pet and just check where it was made will you?

galwayrush · 20-02-2009 9:50pm

TequilaMockingBird wrote: »

Didn't a few hundred Boards' members buy those cheap gas lift chairs featured in Bargain Alerts? Anyone sitting on one now? Be a pet and just check where it was made will you?

OK don't panic, slide very slowly to the edge of the chair..................

galwayrush · 20-02-2009 9:51pm

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice?:D

TequilaMockingBird · 20-02-2009 9:53pm

galwayrush wrote: »

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice?:D

Then an exploding chair is the least of your worries tbh.

Sharpshooter · 20-02-2009 9:53pm

They would have to be dead already.
How could you not notice?:eek:

Unpossible · 20-02-2009 9:53pm

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice

You're right, I hear most people don't notice they've been killed by an exploding chair.

Mossy Monk · 20-02-2009 9:54pm

seanybiker wrote: »

ha ha ha some way to go. Darwin ahead

Unlikely as it wasn't stupidity that caused his death.

SoWatchaWant · 20-02-2009 9:54pm

What's this? A chair from China broke? The last time they get my custom. Oh, wait...

MonicaBing · 20-02-2009 9:56pm

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Doesnt sound like its working right. I require pics and videos of it in use to solve the problem:D

MY ARSE, I WILL!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair

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