Baby faced dad

Kirnsy · 13-02-2009 6:14pm

Berty wrote: »

C'mon she was destined to be a teenage mother with a name like Chantelle.

**** you my mummy's name is chantelle and she wasn't a teenage mom.

though when she was 15 she thought she may be so she went to belfast and the doctors there 'sorted it out'....

then she did it again a few times

BaZmO* · 13-02-2009 6:19pm

mars bar wrote: »

It says in the Times that he HASN'T hit puberty so it's surely not possible! The journalist might need a few lessons of the young lad...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5724616.ece

It's on the third paragraph...

What's not possible?

Ciaran500 · 13-02-2009 6:21pm

BaZmO* wrote: »

What's not possible?

Getting someone pregnant is a skill you tend to pick up after puberty.

phasers · 13-02-2009 6:23pm

His girlfriend looks like his ma! She's horrible

Vim Fuego · 13-02-2009 6:33pm

This story got emailed about by friends today. I'm quoting one friend here:

"The absolute state of her. It must have been like a Yorkshire terrier shagging a Great Dane!"

:pac:

spoonbadger · 13-02-2009 6:57pm

Raze_them_all wrote: »

ewwwww she's ginger

Poor kid.

I have to wonder about the mechanics of it all. I mean seriously, how?!. She looks like she could eat him!!.

zuroph · 13-02-2009 6:59pm

it was a year ago though, she might have had a growth spurt from the hormones...

PrivateEye · 13-02-2009 7:01pm

"The absolute state of her. It must have been like a Yorkshire terrier shagging a Great Dane!"

Bit of an Arrested Development moment, I tell my brother to come on and check the story out and he goes

"...her?"

Electric Sheep · 13-02-2009 7:18pm

Hmm. I suspect that the real father is old enough to be prosecuted for statutary rape, so the mom and her little friend came up with this story.

zuroph · 13-02-2009 7:21pm

for those saying its impossible, i know for a fact that a 13 year old male can get a female pregnant.

Kenno90 · 13-02-2009 7:26pm

he looks about 6 , at least he'll have some1 to share his toys with

Blisterman · 13-02-2009 8:51pm

I'd seriously question that girl's choices in men.

What sort of 15 year old girl would
a. Want to shag a 12 year old?
b. Want to shag a four foot tall 12 year old?
c Want to shag a four foot tall 12 yea old who hasn't fully gone through puberty, and looks about 8?

Fair play to him anyway. I would have loved to sleep with a 15 year old, when I was 12.

zuroph · 13-02-2009 8:52pm

she was 14 when it happened.

Busi_Girl08 · 13-02-2009 8:57pm

Blisterman wrote: »

I'd seriously question that girl's choices in men.

What sort of 15 year old girl would
a. Want to shag a 12 year old?
b. Want to shag a four foot tall 12 year old?
c Want to shag a four foot tall 12 yea old who hasn't fully gone through puberty, and looks about 8?

I would assume that at least one of them, the girl most likely, was completely off her arse at the time....

It's how these things usually happen...

galwayrush · 13-02-2009 8:58pm

Kid's not even old enough to ****.:rolleyes:

coffee_cake · 13-02-2009 9:04pm

Electric Sheep wrote: »

Hmm. I suspect that the real father is old enough to be prosecuted for statutary rape, so the mom and her little friend came up with this story.

That actually sounds kinda plausible o.o

SoupyNorman · 13-02-2009 9:20pm

Sky News has it as a lead story.

It really is a 'Fur coat and no knickers' channel.

Mars Bar · 13-02-2009 9:27pm

zuroph wrote: »

for those saying its impossible, i know for a fact that a 13 year old male can get a female pregnant.

Yeah he can if he has hit puberty. Just like a girl has had to hit puberty to start menstruating to actually be able to conceive. Agreed?

My point is the Times are saying that he HASN'T reached puberty yet. Sooo...how did he get her pregnant? Perhaps he has hit puberty and the journalist that wrote the story has got his facts wrong or didn't take a biology or sex ed class!

Davy · 13-02-2009 9:29pm

zuroph wrote: »

for those saying its impossible, i know for a fact that a 13 year old male can get a female pregnant.

know for a fact do ya

zuroph · 13-02-2009 9:37pm

davton wrote: »

know for a fact do ya

yes

Davy · 13-02-2009 9:48pm

zuroph wrote: »

yes

oh

zuroph · 13-02-2009 9:54pm

it never got to the stage where I was in the paper looking scared though

Davy · 13-02-2009 9:57pm

zuroph wrote: »

it never got to the stage where I was in the paper looking scared though

I was wondering how it got into the paper though, never got a chance to read it fully. Would they have received something for telling the story or would they have gone to the newspaper..

Local-womanizer · 13-02-2009 9:59pm

Blisterman wrote: »

I'd seriously question that girl's choices in men.

What sort of 15 year old girl would
a. Want to shag a 12 year old?
b. Want to shag a four foot tall 12 year old?
c Want to shag a four foot tall 12 yea old who hasn't fully gone through puberty, and looks about 8?

Fair play to him anyway. I would have loved to sleep with a 15 year old, when I was 12.

Maybe he has a huge wang......

Or hes a real smooth talker,brought her to dinner in Micky Ds,bought her a burger and a milkshake then BAM!!!Shes preggers.

zuroph · 13-02-2009 9:59pm

im sure there was money involved trying to get some funds together for the kid.

galwayrush · 13-02-2009 10:17pm

davton wrote: »

I was wondering how it got into the paper though, never got a chance to read it fully. Would they have received something for telling the story or would they have gone to the newspaper..

The Sun Newspaper's phone number is on number one speedial on certain peoples phones.;)

dsmythy · 13-02-2009 10:24pm

Eric Cartman wrote: »

the kid will look old enough to buy fags before he will, also he could be a really good child porn actor when he turns 18, im sure hell look about 10 by then

And so we will have the much sought after scenario of a dad asking his son to go in and buy smokes for him.

On a side note, and serious one at that, no way in hell will that kid have the emotional ability to care for a baby.

dsmythy · 13-02-2009 10:26pm

galwayrush wrote: »

The Sun Newspaper's phone number is on number one speedial on certain peoples phones.;)

It's sure as hell on mine. Money to be made out of ridiculousness.

Zigmund · 14-02-2009 12:23am

I think it's a good idea that a 13-year-old has fathered a child.

If it goes wrong and he ends up in Fathers for Justice, he'll save a fortune on finding a Batman costume that fits.

Pegasus15 · 14-02-2009 1:41am

Well, this kid's f**ked up his life...

Baby faced dad

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