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Who'd like to pop my anal cherry?

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    #32
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    She would want to be one good looking sheep, but I hate hairballs they wreak my head. Dolly the sheep wasn't a bad looking fluffball but i'll leave those hairy good days behind me as i'm more interested in hedgehogs now.

    My wife won't be happy with this if she reads it but that's life ? what can you do.:confused:


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    #33
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Q: How does ThinkAboutIt find a sheep in tall grass?
    A:
    Very satisfying
    .








    [EDIT: Spoiler added]


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    #34
    hardCopy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Don't forget the loose wellies!


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    #35
    little swift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    I will :D
    oh yeah! WIN.

    what!!! and ya would'nt ThinkAboutIt,:p


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    #36
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I wouldn't shag an Irish sheep: they're too high maintenance and are never satisfied anyway. And it's not like they're that good looking.

    Give me an Eastern Eweropean sheep any day of the week.

    :pac:


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    #37
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    not on a first date, Im not a slut..........................unless its a really pretty sheep with nice rack


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    #38
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    A pic of the OP's date for the evening.

    She scrubs up well.


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    #39
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Take that ewe and go lay down in the straw, oh yeah


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    C<3 the title


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    #41
    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    tonight?? I just did


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    #42
    ThinkAboutIt
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D


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    #43
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D
    Of course we are. I hear she's hot.


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    #44
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    At I know the Mods are jealous now. :D

    I wouldn't touch your sister with a mod's ban hammer.


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    #45
    ThinkAboutIt
    Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Of course we are. I hear she's hot.

    She's really hot. I think they call her a BBW.


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    #46
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    She's 66 stone and needs a ride badly.


    I'm sure she does, but am I really in the same boat? No, I think not.


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    #47
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭newport2


    Nodin wrote: »
    Originally Posted by ThinkAboutIt
    She's 66 stone and needs a ride badly.

    I'm sure she does, but am I really in the same boat? No, I think not.

    Good job, any boat would go under with 132 stone in it


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    #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The one time noone quotes the OP :/


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    #49
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The one time noone quotes the OP :/
    Works again.

    Apologies to the OP for messing with the title. We've put it back to what it was originally now though.

    Good luck!


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    #50
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Works again.

    Apologies to the OP for messing with the title. We've put it back to what it was originally now though.

    Good luck!

    its times like this I want my AH mod title back :(


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The new thread title gives the second post a whole new meaning.


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    #52
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    None of you Boards nerds will come close hahahahahahaaaaa.

    I'm not sure you're supposed to shove food up there.


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    #53
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Well OP, if no-one volunteers to pop your anal cherry you can just spray Deep Heat up your hole. Same effect.


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    #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Well OP, if no-one volunteers to pop your anal cherry you can just spray Deep Heat up your hole. Same effect.

    Really? Have you proved this theory?


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    #55
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Really? Have you proved this theory?

    Indeed. The test subject's face resembled this -> :eek:


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    #56
    btard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭btard


    I can stand the shyte if you can stand the pain OP.


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    #57
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    What awful kind of fruit grows in someone's ass? :eek:


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    #58
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    It's tempting but I'll pass if it's all the same to you :cool:


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    #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OneArt wrote: »
    What awful kind of fruit grows in someone's ass? :eek:

    This sort of thing?


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    #60
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Dingle berries, they hang from the coniferous tree i assume and are actually tasty :confused: gravity does produce a few encapsulating droppings, so yeah i'll pop cherries all week. :)


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    Owen_S
    Registered Users Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Except+no+country+but+the+united+states+and+maybe+a+_56026df71f045565f2277610bad3b66c.png


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