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I Love My Ass

28-02-2005 2:16pm

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Zombienosh

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i love my ass......
my ass is hairy....
sometimes i take my ass into town and charge people 5 euro to ride it
people like riding my ass....
one time i rode my ass for 8 hours, my ass was pretty sore after that i bet...

my ass loves a good carrot.

do you like my ass?

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#2 28-02-2005 2:21pm

Kio

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ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

nice ass dude

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#3 28-02-2005 2:27pm

Stalfos

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your ass looks nice, i could talk about your ass all day long

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#4 28-02-2005 2:27pm

Zombienosh

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lets put all our asses up.

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#5 28-02-2005 2:44pm

Stalfos

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this is my ass,

It's a fine ass,
I sing to my ass every night

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#6 28-02-2005 2:45pm

Zombienosh

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ahahahah you have a ginger ass!

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#7 28-02-2005 2:50pm

Kio

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this is my big ass its had many carrots put in it

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#8 28-02-2005 2:58pm

Zombienosh

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thats hefty ass alright, im sure its had many a ride.

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#9 28-02-2005 5:15pm

memphis

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I like ass, but I prefer pussy!!!

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#10 28-02-2005 5:41pm

tSubh Dearg

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I want to caress all your asses

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#11 28-02-2005 5:47pm

Numina

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I lost my ass in vietnam.... we used it to smuggle stuff

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#12 28-02-2005 6:11pm

[Jackass]

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My ass got hit by a car!

Check out this chick with a nice pussy

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#13 01-03-2005 10:16am

Stalfos

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I bet your ass was swore the morning after that

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#14 02-03-2005 4:33pm

Infini

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Man that had to hurt! Does it have Insurance?!

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#15 03-03-2005 1:17pm

Kio

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Insurance?! no assurance

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#16 03-03-2005 4:11pm

amp

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Thread Rated "asstastic"

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#17 03-03-2005 4:13pm

Zombienosh

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amp wrote:

Thread Rated "asstastic"

How did you reach that ASSumption....

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#18 03-03-2005 4:13pm

Mohanned

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My ass passes away last week

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#19 03-03-2005 4:18pm

Kio

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*bows head in respect*

im so sorry i dont know what i do if i couldn't touch my ass everyday

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#20 03-03-2005 4:25pm

Zombienosh

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Mohanned wrote:

My ass passes away last week

that must have been a pain in the ass

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#21 30-03-2005 11:37am

Gonzo

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i like ass

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#22 30-03-2005 12:28pm

Stalfos

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Gonzo wrote:

i like ass

What, for breakfast?

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#23 30-03-2005 12:55pm

Chad ghostal

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I think he means the verb -
To "ass" someone..
e.g. "i assed her.. she did not like it."

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#24 30-03-2005 12:58pm

sanncoo

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I've got a white ass!

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#25 30-03-2005 1:03pm

Chad ghostal

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sanncoo wrote:

I've got a white ass!

Ooohh thats perfect a perfect ass, just the right shape n all..
you should be proud to have an ass like that..
and theres not an inch of fat.

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#26 30-03-2005 4:18pm

NotMe

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I love looking at all your asses! I assume you will all enjoy my ass closeup.

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#27 30-03-2005 4:43pm

snappieT

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Just waiting for someone to take it too far...

What does your ass taste like, NotMe?

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#28 30-03-2005 8:50pm

NotMe

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snapscan1212p wrote:

Just waiting for someone to take it too far...

What does your ass taste like, NotMe?

Well I've grown quite attached to my ass so I wouldn't eat it.

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#29 30-03-2005 8:56pm

marshmallow

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will someone let me stroke their ass??

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#30 30-03-2005 9:20pm

NotMe

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Here you can stroke my ass but don't harass it.

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#31 30-03-2005 9:24pm

marshmallow

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thanks!

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