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  • 31-10-2014 12:07am
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    dvae
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭


    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
    "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
    The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
    The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off
    – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."


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    Taajsgpm
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 65 ✭✭Taajsgpm


    dvae wrote: »
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
    "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
    The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
    The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off
    – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

    the joke is older than dirt but still funnyeverytime


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    Spaniel heaven
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭Spaniel heaven


    Taajsgpm wrote: »
    the joke is older than dirt but still funnyeverytime

    True the golden oldies never seem to lose their edge


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    Mathrew
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Mathrew


    dvae wrote: »
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:
    "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. eeuurgh!"
    The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
    The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off
    – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

    Haha. Funny. :D


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