Making my fingers fat

longfordjames · 28-11-2008 8:17pm #1

Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

28-11-2008 8:18pm

Boil them.

Danbo! · 28-11-2008 8:19pm

Practice

Rhyme · 28-11-2008 8:23pm

Remove the first joint. It'll create the illusion of stubbiness.

That or eat more finger food*

*what? WHAT? wow... what the Hell. /me gets coat.

Sharpshooter · 28-11-2008 8:24pm

Dip them in batter.

Kiera · 28-11-2008 8:27pm

longfordjames wrote: »

Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

Slam the car door on them. I did this before and was left with 4 cocktail sausages and ketchup.

themadchef · 28-11-2008 8:29pm

longfordjames wrote: »

Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

Request user name change to Golm and live with it.

FlutterinBantam · 28-11-2008 9:03pm

pm Quality:cool:

Bob the Builder · 28-11-2008 9:11pm

Fat fingers are class.
Sorry your missing out dude, but you'll never have fat fingers. Looks like you'll just have to live with being a finger failure.

Berty · 28-11-2008 9:49pm

http://www.youmail.com/login/greetingView.do?id=1020

tony1kenobi · 28-11-2008 9:53pm

Radium.

f1dan · 28-11-2008 9:59pm

Implants

28-11-2008 10:07pm

Finger my ma.

Berty · 28-11-2008 10:12pm

http://media.ugoto.com/pictures/fingers-too-fat-348.jpg

truecrippler · 28-11-2008 10:27pm

Send them to America for 2 weeks.

Terry · 28-11-2008 11:16pm

Impregnate a short fat chick and live through your children.

brianthebard · 28-11-2008 11:21pm

Do grip exercises.

javaboy · 28-11-2008 11:25pm

Ignore the ad. Do NOT let your fingers do the walking.

CreepingDeath · 29-11-2008 12:14am

longfordjames wrote: »

Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

Just use two or more fingers on your girlfriend instead for the same effect.

ibuprofen · 29-11-2008 3:08am

Check it out. Good for mountaineering etc ....

http://www.everlast.com/everlast-hand-and-finger-strengthener.html

IvySlayer · 29-11-2008 3:20am

Stop giving them so much exercise. Cut back on the DIY :pac:

Sharpshooter · 29-11-2008 3:27am

OP , try to get a part in the next saw movie.
lt sounds like, you are serious like, and l'd like to see Jigsaw sort out your problem.:)

unreggd · 29-11-2008 3:56am

Inject them with cookin oil

Worked for this mott's face

Kold · 29-11-2008 4:46am

An hero.

emeraldstar · 29-11-2008 9:13am

Don't bother. Use 'em to your advantage and take up piano.

Prof.Badass · 29-11-2008 5:11pm

emeraldstar wrote: »

Don't bother. Use 'em to your advantage and take up piano.

actually if you play piano you're fingers will become more muscular and hence less skinny, the whole "piano fingers" thing is bs.

Just excercise them, taking up piano would be one way, but i'm sure there's others. squeeze a stress ball or something. Or do those grip excercise things brian the bard was talking about.

abi2007 · 29-11-2008 6:14pm

Have you tried weights to buff them up a bit?? Ask you gym instructor for the best program for your fingers.

Crann na Beatha · 29-11-2008 6:31pm

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SoWatchaWant · 29-11-2008 7:50pm

longfordjames wrote: »

Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

20 years of menial labour should do it. That's why my dad and uncles have them.

Making my fingers fat

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