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What's the most stupidest thing you have cut yourself on??

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    #92
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I once made bits of my chin with a teeny tiny dry weetabix. I had evidently been eating them without due care and attention, and missed my mouth. Turns out those little jerks have a surprising number of teeny tiny cutting surfaces.

    The pain was equaled only by the shame of knowing I had disfigured myself with a source of fibre. :(


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    #93
    Naomi00
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Naomi00


    Grass


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    #94
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    A vacum cleaner, i heard a niose one night jumped up, tripped and hit my face of the side of it... have a cool scar under my eye now though :cool:


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    #95
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    A Form. (paper cut).


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    #96
    dirtyghettokid
    Registered Users Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭dirtyghettokid


    a first aid kit


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    #97
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,957 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    A knife. Doesn't sound stupid, but I'd made it myself in a metal workshop, and put it in my pocket without any kind of scabbard, because I was in a hurry. So: a bit later I was doing some work, my hand brushed against my pocket, and the knife poked through the cloth and in to my hand. The knife wasn't stupid: I was stupid. :o

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #98
    SandraManson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭SandraManson


    By the door handle. :|


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    #99
    taoyan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭taoyan


    Maybe a paper.


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    #100
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    A razor... Bit of hair that wouldn't come out under the tap, I decided to get it out with my finger.


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    #101
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    dan1895 wrote: »
    The zipper of my work trousers just today. A lot of blood for such a tink dick!

    Sounds sore anyway


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    #102
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    A feather.

    Cut my face on the hollow shaft of a feather poking out of a feather pillow.

    I once caught my mickey in the zipper of my trousers. Kinda resilient is mickey skin.


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    #103
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Eggy Baby! wrote: »
    Bad grammer

    Oh, the irony of bad spelling... :D


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    #104
    Millicent
    Registered Users Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Am I the only one who's ever cut themselves on nothing? Happens me every so often that I'm suddenly bleeding from a finger for no discernible reason. :confused:


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    #105
    aidan_dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 2,265 ✭✭✭aidan_dunne


    The inside of a computer case. Done this a couple of times and, every time, it was on those Dells that had those weird "push in both clips while pushing down the middle, then slide off / open apart" jobs where you realistically needed an extra hand to do it. The bare metal edges on the inside were like a fecking razor blade!

    As a result, I've hated Dells ever since! ;):D


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    #106
    Adyx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Grass, paper, bits of metal, lots of knives (just tonight I took a tiny bit off my thumb slicing lemons), glass, shaving, furniture corners, a grinder and the strings on my bass (both hands). I'm a bit of a disaster. :(


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    #107
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    a christmas tree


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    #108
    cityhunter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭cityhunter


    glass and metal


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