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Where can I have sex???

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  • #32
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Move out of your parents.


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.
    LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:


  • #34
    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    where to have sex ? the traditional place is the spot between her legs


  • #35
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,044 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Hi Tiger Woods


  • #36
    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    adrian280582 wrote: »
    Hi Tiger Woods

    yh , do it in woods ?


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  • #37
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    smellslikeshoes wrote: »
    Move out of your parents.

    o_O


  • #38
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    a farm, in the barn,on the straw, just bring a blanket,
    think this is only good answer posted lol


  • #39
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    bout a eyar or two ago on me home from town with hte lack I dragged her to the step of a taxi place that had closed down. I was on the step and she was jumping up and down on me.
    I was fecking morto when a taxi came along and me man jumped over me and walked into the taxi office. I thought the place was closed down.
    Said to the taxi chap, ah **** sorry. ill head off now.
    he just said, "ah jaysus your grand boy, I wont be out for another 5 minutes. Sure work away"
    I may aswell have been drinking a cup of the the way the taxi man reacted. some laugh the rest of the way home.


  • #40
    bud1970
    Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭bud1970


    on the beach??? bit rough if ye get sand in yer foreskin tho.......


  • #41
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL Is this from the voice of experience? :pac:

    Yup, I could right a book called Masturbation Most Foul on ways I have screwed up alone time!

    Also, it was bad for me on the outside....I shudder to think what a woman would feel!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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  • #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You ask AH, you get AH.


  • #43
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?


  • #44
    littlefriend
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    Tail Wagger wrote: »
    In the back of the 45 from Dublin to Bray bus upstairs on the 11 at night, sure there doesn't be anyone on the bucking thing. I hope you live in Bray because I don't know how you'll get back home?

    Reminds me of this story:

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/woman-admits-sex-on-the-dart-1046485.html


  • #45
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    Ann doyles bathroom?


  • #46
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.


  • #47
    thecornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    seanybiker wrote: »
    i normally find her mouth or her fanny to be the best place to be perfectly honest.

    can't beat the armpits , french armpits . . . . . . mmm


  • #48
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    littlefriend wrote: »
    Reminds me of this story:

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/woman-admits-sex-on-the-dart-1046485.html

    That was a cracker, What a scamp. Looking at her would you want to be
    looking at that on the rant? I doubt it, some people will do [anyone ] for notice?


  • #49
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    SEXTC wrote: »
    Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

    You can have sex just about anywhere as long as you aren't caught.;)

    But in this case,Google is your friend OP.


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