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Yesterday, 20:00   #6766
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Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a
Plane: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"

"This one's empty ... No-ones looking... You go in first"

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"

Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything"

"This is great....." (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

"This is the captain speaking, to those two people
In the rear toilet.

We know what you're doing and
It is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...

Now put those cigarettes out and take the
Condom off the smoke detector!"
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Originally Posted by EoghanIRL View Post
People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fcuk off .
What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my husband .

A women says to me one time "I rather not see you masturbating"
I said to her "Why did you sit beside me on the bus so"
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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.


Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels and a sports car.

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog
Well, sit on the couch and we'll talk about it
But I'm not allowed on the couch!
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