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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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  • #62
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,963 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    If at first you don't succeed, try try again!


  • #63
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    eo980 wrote:
    If at first you don't succeed, try try again!
    She looks like a mermaid...

    And what age were you dude?!


  • #64
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Ok time for my go I surpose, Mirror, you might know this schpot. :)


  • #65
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ruu wrote:
    Ok time for my go I surpose, Mirror, you might know this schpot. :)
    Why are their light-sabers all around ya, Ruu? :D


  • #66
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Ruu wrote:
    Ok time for my go I surpose, Mirror, you might know this schpot. :)
    The Farnham?? :confused:


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  • #67
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Oldcastle's very own hotspot, The Tunnel. *shudder* Her hair was almost as mad as the picture and she kept pulling mine but I didn't want to say anything!:(

    *pokes basquille* Super-de-dooper laser lights *raves* :)


  • #68
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Lucky enough never to have graced the place with my presence! Classy indeed Ruu ;)


  • #69
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ruu wrote:
    *pokes basquille* Super-de-dooper laser lights *raves* :)
    Awwwwwwww.... an intergalactic sexual experience would have been more exciting.

    You could have just lied! :(


  • #70
    mwrf
    Registered Users Posts: 522 ✭✭✭mwrf


    Keep your distance there love.


  • #71
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Crucifix wrote:
    Yup.
    Did the intermediate step involve spinach? Awesome corn-cob pipe.


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  • #72
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Funniest AfterHours thread..ever :D


  • #73
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Something like so...the discoball was in my mind....


  • #74
    Simone Zealous Witch
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ Simone Zealous Witch


    stebishop wrote:
    Keep your distance there love.

    You probably both should have taken your gloves off first.


  • #75
    besty
    Registered Users Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭besty


    The_Edge wrote:
    Something like so...the discoball was in my mind....
    A1 for detail!

    Best thread ever...


  • #76
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    First.JPG


  • #77
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Rolfl@tt


  • #78
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I was really really drunk...

    <_<


    >_>


    :'-(


  • #79
    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,428 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Great thread OP, LMAO. :D

    Sparks 1st.gif


  • #80
    Exit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Ignore the blank space. I can't be arsed fiddling around with it.


  • #81
    Naked Lepper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Naked Lepper


    27713463jh2.jpg


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  • #82
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,963 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Mirror wrote:
    She looks like a mermaid...

    And what age were you dude?!

    That's just my crappy MS Paint skills! I was either 17 or 18.


  • #83
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    thread ++


  • #84
    Blisterman
    Registered Users Posts: 7,450 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    The opposite, but equally as annoying problem as most guys.


  • #85
    iremex
    Registered Users Posts: 271 ✭✭iremex


    came as a bit of a surprise i past second base :confused:


  • #86
    Undercoverguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Undercoverguy


    I'm happy your all enjoying this thread, Its Klass if i do say so myself lol

    This started as a whip round the office email, i got some really funny mails that i'll post from the office tomorrow! :D

    Have fun :rolleyes:


  • #87
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Undercoverguy wrote:
    I'm happy your all enjoying this thread, Its Klass if i do say so myself lol

    This started as a whip round the office email, i got some really funny mails that i'll post from the office tomorrow! :D

    Have fun :rolleyes:
    *pats Undercoverguy on the back*


  • #88
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Dutchology wrote:
    *pats Undercoverguy on the back*
    It opens up a whole new world of possibilities... *sigh* anything other than the word food! The word food completely ruins the joke... *sigh*


  • #89
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Times were hard and i was ugly...


  • #90
    Time Magazine
    Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    Honestly...


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  • #91
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Here we go...


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