The Funny Side of Religion

Funny sh*t!

Funny joke.....


After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take
your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at
the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.

'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my
job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing
he'd never gone to work that morning.

'Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it
for you,' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

(Remember, he's German.)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, Dear God,
I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on
the radio. 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
limo going a hundred and five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really big,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who ya got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The President?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is stumped, 'You been drinking, John?'

Cop: 'No Sir.'

Chief : 'Then what makes you think it's God?'













Cop: 'He's got the Pope as a chauffeur.'

Courtesy of Christopher Hitchens:

Q. Why was the Amish girl expelled from her community?

A. Too Mennonite.

Pope angry over crucified frog

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4672765a4560.html

This is way too hilarious to go anywhere else. From the google ads bar at the top of this very forum: http://www.anointed-one.net/atheism.html

The title says "Atheism against the law? Scientific proof that atheism requires a belief in miracles."

I'm laughing my ass off.

when i come over to ireland .i want to learn this new game called dublin chess , in it the bishop jumps everything

Check this creationist video out. Particulary 1minutwe and 8 seconds in:


Notice anything... ?

edit: disregard the fact that it's supposed to be sattire

Dades wrote: »

Hehe - a wise edit there!

Yes... I could have looked quite the fool...

Don't know whether this has been included - took me a moment:



cordially,
Scofflaw

saw this while browsing!

Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

cordially,
Scofflaw

Zillah wrote: »

I am so relieved that that is from the onion.

It's surprisingly close to what a lot of theists think, though.

cordially,
Scofflaw