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Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder . . .

  • 21-02-2012 5:08pm
    #1
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭


    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.


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  • #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i love animals


    they taste great.


  • #3
    The Aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    I for one like Rabid Lamb on the BBQ.


  • #4
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    [QUOTE=Rabidlamb;77209990]Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.[/QUOTE]


    says the rabidlamb :pac:


  • #5
    El Weirdo
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkPWwTJTSw


  • #6
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

    Nobody likes a boaster!! :rolleyes:

    :P


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  • #7
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

    when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)


  • #8
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

    Evolution is an ongoing war on a timescale we pesky humans can barley get our heads around.

    Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?


  • #9
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I like cake


  • #10
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
    You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
    Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.
    tell that to people dying of viral infections. Were along way off winning .


  • #11
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.


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  • #12
    Duckworth_Luas
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    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

    when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)
    Domestos, kills all known germs!


  • #13
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.

    It may be that evolution just doesn't particularly favour intelligence and it is beginning to downgrade us.


  • #14
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I’d love a bit of meat in me.


  • #15
    CardBordWindow
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    If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of out meat??


  • #16
    TeddyTedson
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    I do like animals...I empathise (much) with them to a level....It's just they taste so damn good! :(


  • #17
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Domestos, kills all known germs!

    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    They're everywhere!
    I think I've got one in the sitting room.


  • #18
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    They're everywhere!
    I think I've got one in the sitting room.

    did you try drinking the domestos to kill off that germ sitting in your room? ;)


  • #19
    ScumLord
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    RichieC wrote: »
    Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?
    I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.


  • #20
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Animals need to stop being so damn tasty and then we can talk about not eating them.


  • #21
    Odaise Gaelach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    I own a lionhead chinchilla rabbit; they're normally bred for their meat. My rabbit's a big fecker and a bit like Father Jack, in that she's very bad around strangers and people she knows. So my rule is that anyone can eat her, provided they can kill her before she kills them.


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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.
    Beautifully put. You've got a poetic/artistic talent it seems. :)


  • #23
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I have the thread title coming on a t-shirt from Threadles.com
    Should be here in a week with a few more bits :)


  • #24
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Kiera wrote: »
    I’d love a bit of meat in me.

    My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion


  • #25
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.


  • #26
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    If we weren't meant to eat cows then why are they full of meat.


  • #27
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Yakult wrote: »
    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

    What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
    What about the unknown germs?

    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

    Someone should tell Barry Scott about this


  • #28
    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    if a cow could eat us the cow would eat us. Look at lions they'll eat you but thankfully we went after the retard of the animal kingdom in the cow


  • #29
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I always thought chickens were such unlucky birds.

    Tasty meat, lay tasty eggs, thick stupid and can't fly away.


  • #30
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    krudler wrote: »
    My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion

    Something popped up here too.

    I do love meat. From an evolutionary point of view we do kick some ass. The detractors are pedants!


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  • #31
    skyflyer
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭skyflyer


    Yakult wrote: »
    I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

    As someone once said, what happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult?


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