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I found a Safe.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 864 ✭✭✭grange mac


    Get a crow bar!! That handle is only for the cover of it, that safe is only 4mm thick max. Wedge crowbar into side....force it open...!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    I have repeated this several times to myself, out loud mind you, trying to recite it as if there were commas here and there, I have absolutely no idea what this sentence translates to.

    I would hazzard a guess that the Gentleman was suggesting that one should attempt to utilise a stihl saw, while simultaneously running a hose to supply a liquid coolant ( presumably water, though not explicitly specified ), and to commence cutting (with aforementioned saw) in order to remedy the particular conundrum that the OP finds themselves in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Merch


    I have repeated this several times to myself, out loud mind you, trying to recite it as if there were commas here and there, I have absolutely no idea what this sentence translates to.

    Serious?
    Stihl is a manufacturer, of cutting tools and other equipment,
    Hose is presumably coolant for steel cutting
    cutting is cutting
    grange mac wrote: »
    Get a crow bar!! That handle is only for the cover of it, that safe is only 4mm thick max. Wedge crowbar into side....force it open...!!

    add big lever,
    handle comes off probably
    Dont clobber self or crush a toe/digit with any of it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    I want a live web cam stream of the opening, I feel part of this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭mark renton


    gallag wrote: »
    I want a live web cam stream of the opening, I feel part of this.

    yea, with fertilizer, coke and menthos


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    They done safe cracking on mythbusters. They all end with a boom of sorts though :\.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Merch


    Hal1 wrote: »
    They done safe cracking on mythbusters. They all end with a boom of sorts though :\.

    Yes, drill hole somewhere other than door I think, fill with water, add small explosive device, call ambulance/bomb squad, light fuse, run like hell. Watch lethal weapon its got all the answers you need.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭dorkacle


    Op, make sure you let us know what is in it if you find out! :P Have to know! Wish I found a safe :(:(

    If its money (or preferably really weird porn like already mentioned) make sure you share it ;)

    On a serious note, could be an old gun safe??


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭hedzball


    dorkacle wrote: »
    Op, make sure you let us know what is in it if you find out! :P Have to know! Wish I found a safe :(:(

    If its money (or preferably really weird porn like already mentioned) make sure you share it ;)

    On a serious note, could be an old gun safe??



    People didn't put guns in safes way back..

    It wasnt law or near justified..

    Some people still dont have too.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭dorkacle


    hedzball wrote: »
    People didn't put guns in safes way back..

    It wasnt law or near justified..

    Some people still dont have too.

    Do we know how old it is? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Merch wrote: »
    Serious?
    .............................
    Hose is presumably coolant for steel cutting
    cutting is cutting

    ...............

    A hose is a hollow tube designed to carry fluids from one place to another;)


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Merch


    Boombastic wrote: »
    A hose is a hollow tube designed to carry fluids from one place to another;)


    :pac:

    Indeed it is, the poster no.55, calling poster no.55

    I believe they said "run the hose"

    I was replying to the other poster that poster 55, meant run the cutting fluids (through the hose)
    for the purpose of cooling.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Reminds me of a mini version of this ......


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭hedzball


    dorkacle wrote: »
    Do we know how old it is? :confused:

    Incased in concrete and a floor safe are and were a common thing in 60/70's dwellings.

    It was a common thing with barristers/judges and medical professionals..

    I've seen it countless times. Countless times now that I think of it..

    Im only assuming its old but it doesn't sound out of the ordinary.

    A gun safe wouldnt take too kindly or be bothered setting in concrete.


    OP if you can get us a pic I may be able to help you. Boss and I have opened a few in our time :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    You could always drill the locking mechanisim

    Whatever floats your boat I suppose.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    hedzball wrote: »
    OP if you can get us a pic I may be able to help you. Boss and I have opened a few in our time :pac::pac:



    ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭hedzball


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    ;)

    6 fecking pages and I couldnt bother me hole :pac::pac:

    Thats more of a file press then anything..

    I wouldnt be holding my breath for an ol aya no4 or a purdey but you maybe find a nice wee snub nose 38 :P:P


    Buy a 63mm or so holesaw and drill just next to the locking mechanism..

    Get something like a 4or5mm bit first and figure out how deep it is..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭scotchy


    It’s probably booby trapped, so be careful.

    :D

    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



  • Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Floor safes usually have great protection on the top, but not so great protection at the sides. Just saying.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Ranicand


    Maybe a body part inside?:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭hedzball


    the_syco wrote: »
    Floor safes usually have great protection on the top, but not so great protection at the sides. Just saying.

    the 6 inches of concrete floor and mortar possible underlying services and foundation are laughing at you..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda




  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Cul a cnoic


    Looks like one of these


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Looks like one of these

    That's it exactly. I know it from a shop I worked in. You're not going to get the safe out without digging up the floor. Best to work at the lid with an angle grinder.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    whats your address i will call around and openit,and tell you if i find something ,look upsafe opening online

    http://home.howstuffworks.com/home-improvement/household-safety/security/safecracking1.htm


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    Consaw or angle grinder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Invite us all over and we'll take turns having a crack at it! Could be a fun party :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 336 ✭✭TheRealSquishy


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    Invite us all over and we'll take turns having a crack at it! Could be a fun party :D
    Pinjata!! There better be sweets in it :P


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Is it open yet? (I know half-four might not be the optimum time for cracking out the power tools but....)

    Actually I'd suggest taking the slow, more refined approach. Start teaching yourself lockpicking from youtube videos and tools purchased over the internet (or make your own). See if you can find yourself an identical safe to practise on. Sticky the thread and keep us posted on your progress.


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