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The Brooding Corner

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  • #152
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    You seem to live among a clan of warriors.

    *bows*


  • #153
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Galvasean wrote: »
    You seem to live among a clan of warriors.

    *bows*
    More like I date a fcuking amazon whose father likes reminding me that if I toy withe her he is fully capable of beating me to death with his bare hands. That is, if she doesn't get me first. Glad I don't live with her though.


  • #154
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    More like I date a fcuking amazon whose father likes reminding me that if I toy withe her he is fully capable of beating me to death with his bare hands. That is, if she doesn't get me first. Glad I don't live with her though.

    Wanna trade? :P


  • #155
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Wanna trade? :P
    What are you offering.
    *Readies shipping crate*


  • #156
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    What are you offering.
    *Readies shipping crate*

    I have approximately 19 eros left over from my night out, all in coin.


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  • #157
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I was thinking a woman who isn't psychotically violent.


  • #158
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Ill trade.. for the da , runs out onto the street to find a "sane" woman ..

    >.>

    <.<

    joke :p


  • #159
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I be happy with a woman who doesn't punch me in the head when I say something stupid.


  • #160
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    well yano there is one way to sort this !!


    dont say anything stupid ! :P


  • #161
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I try not to when she's around. Unfortunately she got crazy ninja-like abilities to sneak up on me. Seriously I jokingly suggest a threesome to her friend and POW, I'm seeing f*cking stars


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  • #162
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    bwhahahaha :pac:!

    sorry i shall not laugh at your plight no more !:P


  • #163
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yeah, I feel so much better now emo. You're a true friend.


  • #164
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    sorry cyber... *e-hug*


  • #165
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    emo!! wrote: »
    sorry cyber... *e-hug*
    *hugs back*
    No worries, I has a thick skin, and a hard head.


  • #166
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    still tell her to lay off the hitting.. and give the da a cheap shot next time ye are in the ring together!


  • #167
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I told her to lay off the hitting, she started kicking me. The last time i tried a cheap shot on him, he proceeded to bounce me off the mat several times.


  • #168
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Son of a bitch!:mad: Got off the train this morning at Sydney Parade. As I was approaching the exit I saw that there was a train official checking tickets. I said to myself "cool I have my ticket so whatever". So as I was edging closer to the exit I noticed that people were just flashing their tickets while breezing past, which the official had no problem with. So I finally reach him, flash my ticket and look to breeze past like every one else did. But he stops me and says "hold on, let me see that ticket!". I showed him the ticket and he ignorantly grunted "okay". The wanker embarassed me by making a judgement call on me just because of how I looked. I was ****ing shocked, I even made eye contact with the prick as I flashed my ticket but he still thought I was trying to pull a fast one.


  • #169
    paperclip2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    This morning, parked my car, walked to office, made coffee, sat down, switched on computer, realised I hadn't paid for parking, sprinted (in effin wedges!:mad:), to car park. Parking Ticket!! :mad: *Sigh* you can tell its a Monday.


  • #170
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Son of a bitch!:mad: Got off the train this morning at Sydney Parade. As I was approaching the exit I saw that there was a train official checking tickets. I said to myself "cool I have my ticket so whatever". So as I was edging closer to the exit I noticed that people were just flashing their tickets while breezing past, which the official had no problem with. So I finally reach him, flash my ticket and look to breeze past like every one else did. But he stops me and says "hold on, let me see that ticket!". I showed him the ticket and he ignorantly grunted "okay". The wanker embarassed me by making a judgement call on me just because of how I looked. I was ****ing shocked, I even made eye contact with the prick as I flashed my ticket but he still thought I was trying to pull a fast one.

    If that's the black lad, Willy, he's bang on, but ridiculously strict.


  • #171
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Son of a bitch!:mad: Got off the train this morning at Sydney Parade. As I was approaching the exit I saw that there was a train official checking tickets. I said to myself "cool I have my ticket so whatever". So as I was edging closer to the exit I noticed that people were just flashing their tickets while breezing past, which the official had no problem with. So I finally reach him, flash my ticket and look to breeze past like every one else did. But he stops me and says "hold on, let me see that ticket!". I showed him the ticket and he ignorantly grunted "okay". The wanker embarassed me by making a judgement call on me just because of how I looked. I was ****ing shocked, I even made eye contact with the prick as I flashed my ticket but he still thought I was trying to pull a fast one.

    You could sue him for defamation of character.
    But seriously, don't. Crap like that ruins the economy.


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  • #172
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    If that's the black lad, Willy, he's bang on, but ridiculously strict.

    Nah, it wasn't him.
    Galvasean wrote: »
    You could sue him for defamation of character.
    But seriously, don't. Crap like that ruins the economy.

    I live for the day when my character is seriously defamed or slandered so I can sue the state.:p:D


  • #173
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Galvasean wrote: »
    You could sue him for defamation of character.
    But seriously, don't. Crap like that ruins the economy.

    would you ever get over that.....ya cant insult someone and expect to get away with it! :p


  • #174
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    grames_bond wrote: »
    would you ever get over that.....ya cant insult someone and expect to get away with it! :p

    NO! People have to stop wasting my the taxpayer's money with frivilous lawsuits.


  • #175
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Galvasean wrote: »
    NO! People have to stop wasting my the taxpayer's money with frivilous lawsuits.

    who sued you again? and what do you think of him now?


  • #176
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    grames_bond wrote: »
    would you ever get over that.....ya cant insult someone and expect to get away with it! :p
    Galvasean wrote: »
    NO! People have to stop wasting my the taxpayer's money with frivilous lawsuits.
    grames_bond wrote: »
    who sued you again? and what do you think of him now?

    Details please.:D


  • #177
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    /rant stupid joints stupid stomach /rant


  • #178
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    grames_bond wrote: »
    who sued you again? and what do you think of him now?
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Details please.:D

    I think ya'all need to stop proding into my affairs.
    Especially you Grames, you should know better at this pont.


  • #179
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I think ya'all need to stop proding into my affairs.
    Especially you Grames, you should know better at this pont.

    Sorry chief.:o:pac:


  • #180
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    /rant I just want to scream until my body explodes /rant


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  • #181
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    star-pants wrote: »
    /rant I just want to scream until my body explodes /rant

    What's wrong with ya?


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