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Smoking in bed

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  • #32
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    ardle1 wrote: »
    [ how unhealthy would that be, the smoke and crap must go straight down deep into her lungs, disgusting I think.


    That's true because smoking while not having sex has the opposite effect.


  • #33
    Corvo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,645 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    John player blue. Says it all!

    Could have worse, could be Major.


  • #34
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    A bellybutton can make a handy ashtray though


  • #35
    MadsL
    Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Slow down and use a better lubricant


    +1

    Would have been my post, dang it.


  • #36
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    If you're both smoking heroin then yeah, understandable. Wake up, sleep, sloooow fcuk. Somebody comes sooner, later, maybe never, who cares.
    I've heard of using coke on the dick to give a better orgasm but thats a 1940s urban myth.
    Seriously, OP, one or both of you has an issue.


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  • #37
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Corvo wrote: »
    This is important.

    What brand of smokes?


    Marlboro Lights


  • #38
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    If you're both smoking heroin then yeah, understandable. Wake up, sleep, sloooow fcuk. Somebody comes sooner, later, maybe never, who cares.
    I've heard of using coke on the dick to give a better orgasm but thats a 1940s urban myth.
    Seriously, OP, one or both of you has an issue.

    I don't do drugs, nor did she.

    She was the one who suggested it. I was a bit bemused to begin with but, heh, wasn't really about to say know. I came to quite enjoy it.

    She looked good in stockings, boots and enjoying a smoke tbf.


  • #39
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

    But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

    Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

    If she lit up a cigarette and smoked it during sex i would kick her out of the house in a flash, and yes i am a smoker but there is a time and place for that, but not during sex ffs get out you whacko bitch and don't come back.


  • #40
    ardle1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

    But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

    Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

    Not even Marge Simpsons sisters would do that, in fact the more I visualise it, all I can picture is one of Marge's sisters, Not Good.


  • #41
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I've done that once. The sex wasn't great!

    Me and my boyfriend smoke in bed, but normally just in The morning after....doing it.
    That will be a nice little anecdote for Daithi to prepare the audience for your cucumber party piece. :p


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  • #42
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,335 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Smoking in the bedroom, while in bed?

    Your room must absolutely stink. Surely the duvet is just disgusting?


  • #43
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Ex you say.
    You could PM her number and I could help her quit.


  • #44
    Nemeses
    Registered Users Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    I smoke anywhere... including bed.

    I only have one room in my house though..


  • #45
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #46
    Pulsating Star
    Registered Users Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    Sometimes thinking "will this ever end? so I can have a cigge"


  • #47
    rustedtrumpet
    Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    Smoking cock is about the only thing she should be smoking


  • #48
    ardinn
    Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Nothing is nicer than gettin a blowie and havin a fag! Bliss!!
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    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #49
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    made love, oh la la!


  • #50
    FanadMan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    Last thing before lights out and first thing before feet on the ground!!


  • #51
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Can't think off any worse turn off than smoking in bed,revolting!reminds me of the slobs sketch in Harry Enfield and chums


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  • #52
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    The romance was gone when she placed an ash-tray over your face.

    Bet you still miss the grotty c**t though!


  • #53
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    Reminds me of those 1970s/1980's public safety tv ads about an auld fella with his Sweet Aftons getting roasted in the bed.


  • #54
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    smurgen wrote: »
    Can't think off any worse turn off than smoking in bed,revolting!reminds me of the slobs sketch in Harry Enfield and chums

    I should point out that she was very pretty and an all-round nice girl. She was from Montenegro, was 5'10'' in her socks, short blond hair and was very fit (for a smoker!). She did a dance class 3 evenings a week at the time - so very fit.

    Anyway - we went our seperate ways. The smoking in bed thing had nothing to do with it!


  • #55
    Procasinator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    It's unusual, but then, the things people get their kicks off can be much more unusual. No harm I suppose, besides second hand smoke and potentially nasty cigarette burns.


  • #56
    Leftist
    Registered Users Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭Leftist


    FanadMan wrote: »
    Last thing before lights out and first thing before feet on the ground!!

    In bed? that's just wrong imo.

    I have a smoke last thing before bed but never in bed. It's just asking for trouble.

    First thing in the morning just shouts degeneracy imo.

    I know a guy who fell asleep smoking, woke up with half his pillow burnt to a crisp and the other half soaked in vomit. His vomit saved his life.
    Genuinely.


  • #57
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    I should point out that she was very pretty and an all-round nice girl. She was from Montenegro, was 5'10'' in her socks, short blond hair and was very fit (for a smoker!). She did a dance class 3 evenings a week at the time - so very fit.

    Anyway - we went our seperate ways. The smoking in bed thing had nothing to do with it!

    I don't doubt it,but she would be a lot more attractive in my eyes if she wasn't smoking a fag in the bed.it's a totally classless move.


  • #58
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Just to clarify OP,did she smoke fags or a pipe?


  • #59
    Aineoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Aineoil


    Leftist wrote: »
    In bed? that's just wrong imo.

    I have a smoke last thing before bed but never in bed. It's just asking for trouble.

    First thing in the morning just shouts degeneracy imo.

    I know a guy who fell asleep smoking, woke up with half his pillow burnt to a crisp and the other half soaked in vomit. His vomit saved his life.
    Genuinely.

    Life is strange


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