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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    #32
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    Excellent idea OP, everyone else keep 'em... coming ¬_¬


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    #33
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    The Gnome wrote:
    Excellent idea OP, everyone else keep 'em... coming ¬_¬
    lol to teh EXTREME!! :D


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    #34
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I'm not a midget, honest...


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    #35
    Stephen
    Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    What a brilliant thread :D


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    #36
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

    I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.


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    #37
    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Crucifix wrote:
    Yup.
    She seems to have lost a leg...


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    #38
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    ... Speaks for itself...


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    #39
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Sigh :(


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    #40
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Ah come now (¬.¬) monkeyfudge, let's face it, they're... obtainable...


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    #41
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

    I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.
    Ah come now (¬.¬) monkeyfudge, let's face it, they're... obtainable...


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    #42
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    *grabs face and screams*

    zOMG WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!!??!!!!1


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    #43
    Dutchology
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Mirror wrote:
    Ah come now (¬.¬) monkeyfudge, let's face it, they're... obtainable...
    Either that, or you were desperate... :p


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    #44
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Well my conscience is clear anyway... mine was only a wannabe ginger as she was an Irish-American who thought colouring her hair would make her look more Irish.


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    #45
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Mine was a full blown orange haired, D4, doobes wearin, fock off speakin, Killiney livin' psycho.

    Two and a half years later I ran away... what was I thinking??


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    #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Brilliance all round.


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    #47
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    ouila


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    #48
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    there it is


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    #49
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,584 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    There was no immac back then....


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    #50
    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

    I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.

    Oh ffs, even if it is a joke, it's outta line!


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    #51
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Quiet ginger.


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    #52
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Crucifix wrote:
    Yup.

    Bwahahahahaha he has the pipe and everything!!!! Fupping brilliant!!!! :D


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
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    N.B. This is not to scale. Obviously.


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    #54
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Deleted User wrote:
    N.B. This is not to scale. Obviously.
    The nothingness??


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
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    sorry, apparently it was too large.









    First time for everything i s'pose :D


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    #56
    mwrf
    Registered Users Posts: 522 ✭✭✭mwrf


    Deleted User wrote:
    N.B. This is not to scale. Obviously.


    Quality detail to the scrotum area!


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    #57
    [Deleted User]
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    I've seen em enough times, so I should be able to draw em easily enough.


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    #58
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Was she a midget...?? :confused:


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    #59
    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Quiet ginger.

    Tóuche...


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    #60
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    Mirror wrote:
    Was she a midget...?? :confused:

    Look you've mentioned midgets twice now so it's quite obvious you have a severe fetish that can only be dealt with via the medium of Hardcore Albino Midget Porn!:D

    Sort yourself out Mirror!


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    #61
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    It never did anything for me... the red eyes were offputting...


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