Inappropriate things you've laughed at

Joe10000 · 22-02-2012 11:04pm

marcsignal wrote: »

Here you go :pac:

That is very strange, what's it taken from ?

wellboytoo · 22-02-2012 11:08pm

I once went to visit a lad in hospital who had one of his cojones removed and I commented on his loss of weight, he said he had lost a stone, I burst out laughing........ he just stared at me blankly,no sense of humour some people.

rebel without a clue · 22-02-2012 11:16pm

i will laugh at anything that you're not supposed to laugh at! im like fr. doughal from fr. ted- remember where there was a big red button with a sign over it saying "do not press" and he was havin a fit trying not to press it.- well thats me when it comes to political correctness and all that ****e....:D

herisson · 22-02-2012 11:24pm

i swear this is the last holocaust joke...my cousin just sent it to me hahaha

I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point that my Jewish girlfriend kicked me out to go sleep on the sofa.

"Oh come on," I pleaded, "A bit of gas never killed anyone"

Apparently now I'm ****ing insensitive as well!

rebel without a clue · 22-02-2012 11:29pm

im gone purple trying not to laugh in front of my house mates! they already think im a psycho cause i laughed the whole way through "goodfellas" and think the sopranos should be classed as a comedy.:D

bleg · 22-02-2012 11:34pm

American Psycho is a comedy for me.

boomkatalog · 22-02-2012 11:38pm

Old people farting at mass, gets me every time.

Laughed myself silly when my mother got run over by some kid on a bicycle, her knee was black for weeks after, but it was pretty funny seeing as how he only hit her because he was trying to not hit me

marcsignal · 23-02-2012 12:01am

Joe10000 wrote: »

That is very strange, what's it taken from ?

It's from a movie called 'Escape from Sobibor', a true story as it happens. Ordinarily I wouldn'd find it funny, and I like my bad jokes, even holocaust ones, but on a thread like this in AH the rules are, there are few rules.

Karona · 23-02-2012 12:32am

I was on a cruise when I was younger with my parents and we decided to go to Saint Tropez on a day trip. I was on crutches at the time and I had to sit up the front of the bus and we had a french woman telling us all about Saint Tropez and how the retarded people love it and a lot of them lived there. Myself and my Mam couldn't even look at eachother for fear of bursting out laughing and the woman noticing. Later on she corrected herself, she had meant to say retired people instead of retarded.

BBDBB · 23-02-2012 12:47am

I was with my ex-gf and her friend, as we approached a crossing a blind fella stopped us and asked if we would mind escorting him across the road. My ex, instantly leapt at the opportunity to do a good deed and duly pressed the button, waited with the fella and started chatting, all very OTT friendly, when the lights changed she grabbed his arm and walked him across still jabbering away at him, as they reached the other side, she took a sharp left and walked him face first into a lamp post

I could hardly breathe for laughing so hard

Casillas · 23-02-2012 12:48am

Plug wrote: »

Getting the giggles at a relatives funeral:pac:

A few months back I was standing with my relatives at my grandmothers wake. We were all really stressed and tired and sick of shaking hands. When a lull came in the crowd we all just looked at one another and broke into the most insane, hysterical laughter. Poor guy who wandered in was shocked to say the least. Heh, still makes me smile.

castletownman · 23-02-2012 12:54am

Every time my auntie recoils in disguist when my uncle blurts out a degoratory racist comment. Which is almost every day. Oh the inappropriate hilarity of it all!

admiralofthefleet · 23-02-2012 12:56am

bleg wrote: »

American Psycho is a comedy for me.

its actually a black comedy.

The Snipe · 23-02-2012 12:58am

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Of a Sunday morning when I was a lad I would frequently be found standing at the back of the church in tears trying desperately yet failing to hold in convulsions of laughter at something that was probably not funny but seemed down right hilarious at the time.

Religion?

St.Spodo · 23-02-2012 1:00am

I was at my sister's confirmation a few years ago. The girls were standing on the altar and the bishop was speaking. He, referencing their gowns, remarks ''the girls all have lovely gowns, and I'm sure they're wearing lovely underwear..eh..clothes under them''. I couldn't stop laughing. Neither could anyone else though, hilarious stuff.

Reiketsu · 23-02-2012 1:06am

I always seem to find wakes hilarious :pac:

I was at my great aunt's wake a few years ago and there was a group of us sitting on chairs on the landing. A family member of ours is really religious (we call her 'Our Lady of Knock') and always wears the most ridiculous of hats. She walked past us to use the bathroom and she was wearing this absolute monstrosity on her head, was basically a hollowed out furry animal and sat about a foot high. I just clapped eyes with my Ma's cousin sitting across from me and she knew exactly what I was thinking and tried so hard to contain herself. As soon as yer wan left the bathroom she went inside and for about 5 minutes she was in convulsions and howling with laughter, no doubt you could hear it downstairs were everyone was now silent for a decade of the rosary. It was beautiful.

A couple of years ago at a friend's wedding I was sitting beside a friend of mine who's an absolute legend and insisted on giving me a running commentary of everything that was going on. Spent ages trying to hold myself together but when the priest was blessing the wine my friend just lended over and said "Fùcking pisshead". I could contain myself no longer and was crying with laughter. 15 minutes later the tears were still flowing down my face and the bride's family looked like they were about to kill me :pac:

Best craic in mass I ever did have.

Daniel S · 23-02-2012 1:09am

mikemac1 wrote: »

Enough with the Holocaust jokes

My granddad died during the Holocaust

He slipped and fell out of the guard tower

That's at least the third time that jokes been said in this thread alone...

It wasn't me! · 23-02-2012 1:28am

At my aunt's funeral, as the coffin was being carried out of the house, everything dead silent, the single loudest mobile phone in creation started playing a truly awful monophonic version of You Give Love a Bad Name. I had to go behind the house so nobody could see me piss myself laughing.

woppi · 23-02-2012 1:30am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its actually a black comedy.

don't you mean a coloured comedy?

Coeurdepirate · 23-02-2012 1:40am

I saw a very insensitive facebook 'like' recently which made me scream with laughter, I felt so guilty afterwards and I would have thought anybody else was a pure prick for laughing at it! It was:

"The awkward moment when your phone goes off in a cancer ward and your ringtone is 'I whip my hair back and forth'" !

Reiketsu · 23-02-2012 2:02am

Coeurdepirate wrote: »

I saw a very insensitive facebook 'like' recently which made me scream with laughter, I felt so guilty afterwards and I would have thought anybody else was a pure prick for laughing at it! It was:

"The awkward moment when your phone goes off in a cancer ward and your ringtone is 'I whip my hair back and forth'" !

There is a special place reserved in hell for everyone who just laughed at that :pac:

sh__93 · 23-02-2012 2:22am

kfallon wrote: »

http://img.rasset.ie/0004bf40-628.jpg

He's obviously a cross between a human and this...
http://www.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/trex.jpg

Daniel S · 23-02-2012 3:11am

mikemac1 wrote: »

You're wrong there

There were other jokes about the holocaust but not that one

You just saw a few and thought they were all the same

I deleted it anyway, we'll keep you happy..

If you want, you can look through the thread, the "grandfather fell from the tower" joke is there a few times.

mikemac1 · 23-02-2012 3:13am

Oh right, I see them now

I told it better

susita06 · 23-02-2012 3:28am

At my grandmothers funeral we were all lined up in the funeral home - as you do - and Willie o dea walks in and starts shaking hands. We were all completely silent until , just as he was walking out the door , one of the uncles says " you'd never know the elections were around the corner would you ?" we were in hysterics for at least ten minutes :-D

smokedeels · 23-02-2012 3:50am

kfallon wrote: »

I switched on Fair City the other night to see a guy with two small arms and I laughed, totally inappropriate and I felt guilty after it

But it got me thinking, how bad is Irish acting talent if they had to get a deformed English actor for an Irish soap

I don't see the issue with short-armed actors, Matthew McConaughey has done alright for himself.

carfiosaoorl · 28-02-2012 2:56pm

The last time I got a fit of inappropriate laughing was in the funeral home during the rosary for my Grandmother. There was this little nun splashing holy water around the place splashed it straight in my face. I nearly exploded laughing. I had my face in my hands and was shaking with laughter with tears pouring out of my eyes. Everyone was looking at me sympathetically thinking I was crying:o

HAAA! HAAA! · 28-02-2012 3:20pm

Well Jesus excuse me for having a thought someone else also had.

Carverkid · 28-02-2012 10:42pm

I was volunteering at a disco for special needs people before, some of them in wheel chairs. In my defense, if I wasn't laughing I would have been crying!

Astrozombies · 28-02-2012 10:52pm

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01j38O9fB1qeczzlo1_500.jpg

found this so funny last night! the poor bloke haha

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