Roll's bigger then your mouth

Winters · 10-02-2005 2:32pm #1

I have just partook in purchasing a roll that is filled with meat and veg and such roll ingrediants. However, upon opening it I have discovered its collossel size is bigger then my mouth.

I am at a loss as to how to eat it without any of its beautiful filling falling out. Any ideas?

tSubh Dearg · 10-02-2005 2:36pm

is it possible for you to temporarily dislocate your jaw much like snakes do in order to fit the collossal roll in your mouth?

if not try squishing it flat with a heavy object

sanncoo · 10-02-2005 2:37pm

Eat the contents with a Plasick Fok!!

or

Bash it flat!

Winters · 10-02-2005 2:38pm

Ive tried squeezing it down flat, but I lost a tomato in the process and also some chicken.

I also dont want to make too much of a mess around my desk.

Winters · 10-02-2005 2:41pm

I've now lost over half the chicken, two tomato's and some lettece.

Zombienosh · 10-02-2005 2:42pm

its all goin downhill now......
save yourself forget about me.. <arnie accent> GET TO THE CHOPPER </arnie accent>

Winters · 10-02-2005 3:12pm

AlcoholicA wrote:

its all goin downhill now......
save yourself forget about me.. <arnie accent> GET TO THE CHOPPER </arnie accent>

Well, the roll is gone. Id say about 70% or so of the chicken dropped out and 2 of the 3 tomato's. Also about 4 strips of lettece.

Twas still a good roll, however there was one bad bit of ham in there somewhere that hard a hard part on it.

On the upside I had a Aero Caramel after it.

seamus · 10-02-2005 3:17pm

For large rolls, it's easier to make two large bites along its length, thereby reducing its girth at the points where you've taken the bites, then you should be able to insert it into your mouth. If not, repeat the biting along the length motion until the girth is sufficiently small.
If you make the bites where the split is in the roll, you won't lose any ingredients.

HTH

pickarooney · 10-02-2005 3:21pm

seamus wrote:

For large rolls, it's easier to make two large bites along its length, thereby reducing its girth at the points where you've taken the bites, then you should be able to insert it into your mouth. If not, repeat the biting along the length motion until the girth is sufficiently small.
If you make the bites where the split is in the roll, you won't lose any ingredients.

HTH

I believe that's THAT solved then. Good work, that man.

I'd just have left the cling-film on while I was squishing it to mouth-sized proportions.

edibility · 10-02-2005 9:18pm

I vote pickarooney for Prime Minister

Rozabeez · 10-02-2005 11:17pm

weirdos, get a small roll and fill it with chicken and salad. sooo gooood.

Winters · 10-02-2005 11:27pm

There was both ingrediants you speak of, and more in the roll.

It was massive. And well worth it.

koneko · 11-02-2005 11:00am

haha
seamus said girth

ToxicPaddy · 11-02-2005 11:56am

alternatively cut the roll in half but at a 45 degree angle and then you
can easily bite into it at the cut end.. while making sure the contents
dont go all over the place with both hands..

But messy rolls are good..

Forget the salad, get hot spicy chicken with coleslaw, corn and peppers..
nyom nyom

Tox

Winters · 15-02-2005 2:30pm

This time I only got like chicken and lettce in my roll and its even bigger then the one that I had loads of stuff in it.

The stuff is bulging at the side, however the tight packaging has made it flat. Looks kind of odd.

Damn the spar deli lady for making it has such a massive girth.

Rozabeez · 15-02-2005 2:35pm

damn spar in general..with their rip-offs!

Roll's bigger then your mouth

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