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  • 31-05-2011 12:01am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 22


    Has anybody tried this site and been successful? Come on, be honest..

    I'm insecure about putting my pic up - I have a reputation to keep. I noticed a lot of people don't give one damn. What if their mates seen they were looking for a quick ride? Anyway, I came across this bird (24) with two kids. She's not into intimate encounters straight away so I'm thinking about hanging in there for a while and tell her how much I love children - yay or nay? I heard this was the best site for meeting "interesting" people - anyone with experience?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Edited - because I was in the wrong.
    Thought this was spam and it ain't. The man has concerns and seeks help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    POF just like any other site is crap.
    Of course, depending on what gender you are:

    Woman:
    - loads of mails.
    - feel pretty and wanted (even tho most guys are looking for a shag)
    - get ego boost

    guys:
    - mail alot of women.
    - receieve alot of unreplied mails.
    - be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
    - be just another guy in a ocean full of guys trying to get with a pond full of women.


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    Aren't you the dude that started a thread about not being able to get your hole :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I know we haven't known each other long but I really think I hate you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    FearDark wrote: »
    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.


    Or how about:

    "In times of war, desperate times call for desperate measures.....
    But when its some geezer horny down the local "My standing pr*ck has no conscience"


    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    just seeing if this made it before the lock

    edit: It did, poast count+1 \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    dilallio wrote: »
    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'


    You've just freaked me out. Not in a bad way ... but in a ... holy f**k way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    - be told to "be creative in your mails!" :rolleyes: (dont get me started on that one)
    [/QUOTE]


    :confused: Never been on a dating site but if someone's mails bore you, why would you try to coach them into being witty/creative?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Gib0ns wrote: »
    Quick....tell me what age kids start to talk....

    confer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Biggins wrote: »
    Don't feed it people!

    you should be helpin a brother out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    dilallio wrote: »
    OP - If you want a sure thing, you are guaranteed to pick up something on this dating site

    http://www.stdfriends.com/

    For the guy (or girl) who has 'everything'

    Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Gibons --> itsnotbig


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Ha ha ha, I actually thought you'd made up that URL, I had to check it out to believe it...! :)

    Google it. THere's loads of them :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,552 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting guy lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

    post link to ur account - we'll tell you what ur doing wrong


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Why is there no mod here tonight?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Never got a reply off this site. I must be an some ugly, unintresting Bolexe lol

    Maybe, maybe not but you could do with brushing up on your grammar. ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    gibons *prepared well*
    murdered him
    before posting


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saila wrote: »
    gibons *prepared well*
    murdered him
    before posting

    Must have smothered them to death in his brain-dead spam schite. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ah i used this site once! Very disappointing. Couldnt help me with my home-aquarium :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kojak wrote: »
    Shhhhhh. We can do what we want......

    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
    All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 Gib0ns


    Biggins wrote: »
    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!
    All we need is a real decent site to get them from! Not the OP's crap!

    How about this one?

    http://www.gaire.com/e/c/details.asp?aid=126642


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Biggins wrote: »
    Why is there no mod here tonight?

    They heard that they could loose their virginity on PlentyOfFish and they're all on it now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭Boxoffrogs


    FearDark wrote: »
    I've gotten a few rides off it, to be fair none of them were fantastic but in desperate times...

    I wouldn't "date" anyone off it thats for sure.

    And yet, you were on there yourself.......


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No mods... Cool! LOL

    Durty joke time...

    How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
    He forgot to wrap his whopper.

    If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?


    A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
    He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

    Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
    To keep its nuts dry

    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
    A lickalotopis


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Biggins wrote: »
    Cool. Get the cards out, we can play strip-poker once we get a few lassies!

    Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.


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