Last day on earth...

Duggy747 · 13-05-2008 2:11pm #1

Right, so for some reason the world or you is going to end in a day (be it a disease, an asteroid, zombies, or a global outbreak of scurvy) How would you spend your last day on this rock?

Me? Hmm, probably lock myself in my local, have a pint, and wait for this entire thing to blow over.................or I'll just go to bed.

Karl Hungus · 13-05-2008 2:12pm

Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!!! :pac:

Brian_Uckfast · 13-05-2008 2:13pm

I would watch Groundhog Day over and over

Dragan · 13-05-2008 2:14pm

Most likely i would feed my enemies to the mutants/zombies/chavs.

Zulu · 13-05-2008 2:16pm

Interesting question. Can we be anywhere? I want to be in Fiji.

I guess there's no point trying to get anywhere as you'll just end up wasting your last day stuck in traffic. So get as many mates together and hit the pub? Take the missus to a secluded spot and...

Gone West · 13-05-2008 2:16pm

Go for a surf and go out with a bang.
Enjoy the tsunami

Rb · 13-05-2008 2:17pm

Killing spree.

Ross_Mahon · 13-05-2008 2:18pm

Go on a mad one about the place, then stand on top of the largest hill i can find and scream abuse at the asteroid hurtling towards earth, it would go a little something like this...

(On two knees dressed like John Rambo) not in a ghey way :pac:

"Come on ya big fecker, ill catch ya!" and so on...

Ron DMC · 13-05-2008 2:18pm

Yeah, pub to be honest.

And call every girl I've ever fancied, explain that the world is about to end and to meet me in the pub in twenty minutes.

Then lock the doors of the pub...

RedXIV · 13-05-2008 2:18pm

guy i've been waiting for an excuse to punch in the back of the head for ages. This would do as an excuse

ambro25 · 13-05-2008 2:22pm

Call/Fax/Email/Telepathicate Chuck Norris to sort whatever/whoever/wherever the problem is :pac:

elmolesto · 13-05-2008 2:22pm

To the pub:D

Havermeyer · 13-05-2008 2:41pm

Probably just go to bed and sleep through it. If I had an arsenal I may be tempted to go on a killing spree. It'd depend on what mood I was in.

token56 · 13-05-2008 2:49pm

Eat some ice cream, can't beat ice cream

stevoman · 13-05-2008 2:54pm

have hot mokney love with the best looking girl in town (hopefully consentually!:pac:)

biko · 13-05-2008 2:58pm

24 hour drunken drug fuelled sex session with herself.

The guy · 13-05-2008 3:36pm

Watch the entire first season of 24.

Ruu_Old · 13-05-2008 3:43pm

Make a few prank calls and knock on the neighbour's doors and run away when they answer.

Kinetic^ · 13-05-2008 3:45pm

Punch Mary Harney in the face. Probably hit the battle cruiser after that.

Loomis · 13-05-2008 3:50pm

Meet up with my family and girlfriend and spend a few hours eating and talking and say goodbye.
Then ride my girlfriend til I'm raw. Or dead. Whichever comes first.

leninbenjamin · 13-05-2008 3:52pm

find somewhere with a good view.

wandatowell · 13-05-2008 5:03pm

The guy wrote: »

Watch the entire first season of 24.

I did that myself not so long ago (season 1), it should really be called 17.5

Sherifu · 13-05-2008 5:05pm

Try to finish GTA4.

ART6 · 13-05-2008 6:27pm

Get a bottle of good Irish whiskey and a packet of fags and sit in the garden watching events as her indoors watches the last ever edition of Coronation Street on telly. Die happy and p****d.

Bard · 13-05-2008 6:40pm

wandatowell wrote: »

I did that myself not so long ago (season 1), it should really be called 17.5

Yes, well you should really pause it and take a 3 to 4 minute break every time the clock bleeps come up. Rest your brain, grab a cup of tea... whatever. Y'know it makes sense.

Caoimhín · 13-05-2008 6:46pm

Wild drunken rampage of rape, murder and pillage.

Acid_Violet · 13-05-2008 7:12pm

Tell all the people I know how much I love them, and tell some people things I've always wanted to tell them/known I should've told them. Eat a helluva lot of chocolate, hang out with friends, watch Dschinghis Khan on youtube, shag some attractive stranger (chat up line being something like 'I normally wouldn't do this, but considering I'm about to die 'n all....')

antodeco · 13-05-2008 7:14pm

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Meet up with my family and girlfriend and spend a few hours eating and talking and say goodbye.
Then ride my girlfriend til I'm raw. Or dead. Whomever comes first.

Corrected that for you

Me what would I do? Id probably oversleep and miss the whole thing

Caoimhín · 13-05-2008 7:17pm

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Tell all the people I know how much I love them, and tell some people things I've always wanted to tell them/known I should've told them. Eat a helluva lot of chocolate, hang out with friends, watch Dschinghis Khan on youtube, shag some attractive stranger (chat up line being something like 'I normally wouldn't do this, but considering I'm about to die 'n all....')

Not the auld rape and murder then?

Acid_Violet · 13-05-2008 7:18pm

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

Ciaran500 · 13-05-2008 7:19pm

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Not many people I'd want to murder. Girl's can't really rape, pity....

You can if your hot enough :pac:

Last day on earth...

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