First World Problems

juan.kerr · 23-05-2012 10:02pm

My laptop is running a bit slow after I returned from my last meeting.

Varied · 23-05-2012 10:07pm

I'm lying on the sofa, so ****ing comfortable, but I have to go for a leak.

alphanine · 23-05-2012 10:11pm

My laptop screen is too shiny. It makes me feel embarrassed when I see a reflection of myself furiously masturbating.

Eggy Baby! · 23-05-2012 10:14pm

southcentralts wrote: »

the damn government is only giving me 180 Euros a week to sit on my ass and do noting, I mean I can only go out and get hammered once a week.

Well its giving me €40! God damn those stingy pricks!

af_thefragile · 23-05-2012 10:16pm

When i sit on my bed with the laptop on my lap it gets too warm and uncomfortable and i'm too lazy to do anything about it!

mikemac1 · 23-05-2012 10:56pm

Curse my pale Irish skin

The recent sun has me covered in freckles

Please tell me I'm not alone

juan.kerr · 23-05-2012 11:08pm

The office air conditioning is a bit too noisy.

juan.kerr · 23-05-2012 11:09pm

The guy sitting off to the left of me is typing too much.

dan185 · 23-05-2012 11:38pm

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

For some reason samsung never put volume buttons on my laptop or gave a remote with it. My old Packard bell had both of these and I find it very annoying having to switch from full screen when watching something to turn the volume up and down.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5988409_create-keyboard-shortcut-volume-control.html

Izymunz · 23-05-2012 11:51pm

Spending your time on Boards instead of studying for the leaving...

stupidusername · 24-05-2012 12:09am

mikemac1 wrote: »

Curse my pale Irish skin

The recent sun has me covered in freckles

Please tell me I'm not alone

I would be, if I hadn't smothered myself in sun cream all day.

Washington Irving · 24-05-2012 12:14am

juan.kerr wrote: »

The guy sitting off to the left of me is typing too much.

You know you could just put all of your first world problems into one post? Ya don't need a separate post for every single one

juan.kerr · 24-05-2012 1:03am

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

You know you could just put all of your first world problems into one post? Ya don't need a separate post for every single one

Thanks for the tip. I wasn't aware of that.

juan.kerr · 24-05-2012 1:04am

My Peanut M & Ms got stuck in the vending machine, had to shake it to get them.

paddyandy · 24-05-2012 9:56am

Mobile phone challenged or mpc syndrome .

Yeboah · 24-05-2012 10:06am

I cant get Monday off as i wanted to get totally Sh*tfaced at the GAA match and go on an all day bender, now Il have to use one of my sick days...Life is hell

juan.kerr · 24-05-2012 11:22am

The beef burger I had for dinner in a restaurant last night was a bit mis-shaped. Tasted fine but looked a bit odd.

Nothingbetter2d · 24-05-2012 11:34am

juan.kerr wrote: »

The beef burger I had for dinner in a restaurant last night was a bit mis-shaped. Tasted fine but looked a bit odd.

did it look swan shaped?

juan.kerr · 24-05-2012 11:57am

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

did it look swan shaped?

No thankfully not.

SugarCoat · 01-09-2012 8:09pm

My hooker used all my coke

Rabidlamb · 01-09-2012 8:19pm

The worst thing in the world ever just happened.
The programme I was watching on Sky+ caught up with the live broadcast.
Now I have to watch the ads & I cant FF through the crappy bits.
Devastated isn't the word.

Pottler · 01-09-2012 8:23pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

The worst thing in the world ever just happened.
The programme I was watching on Sky+ caught up with the live broadcast.
Now I have to watch the ads & I cant FF through the crappy bits.
Devastated isn't the word.

Huh, think you have it bad? Our Sky cards not working and now I have to ring them to come out and fix it. On the phone. Efforrrtt.

Rabidlamb · 01-09-2012 8:27pm

Pottler wrote: »

Huh, think you have it bad? Our Sky cards not working and now I have to ring them to come out and fix it. On the phone. Efforrrtt.

Oh, there's another one, having to ring to get the really really best price on car & house insurance.
Why can't they just give me the rock bottom price online.

Bad Panda · 01-09-2012 8:30pm

:eek:

humbert wrote: »

Depression, ADD, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, suicide, not being able to find the remote control for my laptop.

Strange that starving Africans never needed medication for the above.

Pottler · 01-09-2012 8:33pm

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Oh, there's another one, having to ring to get the really really best price on car & house insurance.
Why can't they just give me the rock bottom price online.

Yeah -there should be a website where you post your stats and what you want to insure and then the Insurance companies bid to give YOU the best deal they can. You could then pick the offer you like best. Someone bright go off and do this, thanks.:D

mfceiling · 01-09-2012 8:54pm

My sky box takes approximately 60-80 seconds to fully work when switched on at the plug.

Pain in the arse when you want to watch something and you have to wait that long for it to get going.

jessiejam · 01-09-2012 9:16pm

Having to choose which program not to record, when there are 2 things recording but I am watching something else.
Damn sky plus box.

Having to delete recorded programs I haven't yet watched cause there is only 4% remaining. Why didn't they make the memory bigger!!!

GGGGGGGGRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr