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Something's ticking in my house..

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    If it was ticking bugs please dont go stepping on them or this might happen.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AicCiG03O3c


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Mossad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Take a picture of the noise.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    No one every listens to me - even in my own thread. Christmas ruined. :(:(:(

    You have ticks? I know a good medication for that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    It's the sound of time in the Universe itself


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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's the Tell-Tale Heart


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,787 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Aren't both of those things evil?

    Nah, in the cold light of day, it turns out I was just clicking my fingers.

    Now, what the fuck is that Christmas-themed humming noise...

    What? The ticking noise was your fingets clicking?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    What? The ticking noise was your fingets clicking?

    Yeah - that seems to be the case alright.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,787 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Yeah - that seems to be the case alright.

    That

    makes



    no






    sense

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    That

    makes



    no






    sense

    Wait 'till you hear what was in the safe!!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Wait 'till you hear what was in the safe!!

    It was the beers you had when you arrived home.... still unopened? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,787 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Wait 'till you hear what was in the safe!!

    Yop?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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