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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

  • 24-01-2007 11:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Undercoverguy


    Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes:

    I'll start :D ........ Have Fun!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,758 ✭✭✭✭Basq




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    basquille wrote:
    Roffle :D. Karma++.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,101 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Slow coach wrote:
    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(
    pfft, n00b.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Slow coach wrote:
    I've never had a sexual experience using MS Paint. :(
    prude


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day :D

    MSPaints are something we should do more


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,758 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Peteee wrote:
    This is 100% true, I still get mocked for it to this day :D

    MSPaints are something we should do more
    Watch out.. there's someones eyes staring at you from behind the girl...

    ... wait a second! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    basquille wrote:

    Bravo good sir. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    I think I got the expressions just right for mine


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    Unpossible wrote:
    I think I got the expressions just right for mine

    Excellent!

    So, who is who?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    My first sexual experience ... hmm!

    Oh, my VERY first? .... easy!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yep... I found this really amusing for the first 40 minutes...

    firsttime.gif


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    lol this thread should be stickied^^


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ROFL!


    :eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    Peteee wrote:
    So, who is who?
    pfft, Im the guy


    duh


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    ROFL!


    :eek: Monkeyfudge! You're a ginge!!!
    That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :o That's what I get for skimming down through threads!!! :o

    I was wondering why you were doing the splits ... makes much better sense that way!

    Small bloody tits, though!!

    / me slips off to bed with big red face :D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    god im glad i found this thread. no MSP in work but ill mock one up when i get home...


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    That's the girl! Did you think I'd lost a condom inside my urethra?
    The urethra? o_O

    You really must of got it wrong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Yup.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,593 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    o_O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Crucifix wrote:
    Yup.

    I love the way she looks as unsatisfied after as she does before.

    /me runs off to work on mine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Here we are! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Funny cause its true... ^_^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    azezil wrote:
    Funny cause its true... ^_^
    Lol!

    I'll add my own later on when I've gotten my hands on a mouse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Mirror wrote:
    You can't have your first time with a mouse!! :eek:
    Haw haw...you know what I meant :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Mirror wrote:
    I did mine with a touchpad... mmm, touchpad....
    That's why your touchpad is so worn looking!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    That's why YOUR touchpad is so worn looking!

    >.<


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