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Advice for Future/Younger Generation (Just for Fun Nothing Serious)

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  • #32
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users Posts: 26,283 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Dont take college too seriously
    you can never relive the party
    your chances of dying from trying most drugs once or twice are pretty low, and drugs are brilliant.
    never say no to a one nighter in college, its the only time you can get away with it before people give you a reputation.
    try a cigarette or two but dont take up smoking.
    Dont get indoctrinated into the socialist agenda in college, your hippy arts student friends will eventually realise they were wrong.
    having a girlfriend going into college is a terrible idea.
    Dont spend any money trying to get a girl, there are sluts if your in it for the ride, and if shes really worth it shell do it for free.
    If you made it to 20 and you dont have a night that you got so drunk you cant remember - you havent been drinking enough


  • #33
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    No matter how much you try at something, theres always a million other people better than you


  • #34
    onemorechance
    Registered Users Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭onemorechance


    Learn to recognise
    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    Dont take college too seriously
    you can never relive the party
    your chances of dying from trying most drugs once or twice are pretty low, and drugs are brilliant.
    never say no to a one nighter in college, its the only time you can get away with it before people give you a reputation.
    try a cigarette or two but dont take up smoking.
    Dont get indoctrinated into the socialist agenda in college, your hippy arts student friends will eventually realise they were wrong.
    having a girlfriend going into college is a terrible idea.
    Dont spend any money trying to get a girl, there are sluts if your in it for the ride, and if shes really worth it shell do it for free.
    If you made it to 20 and you dont have a night that you got so drunk you cant remember - you havent been drinking enough

    bad advice :rolleyes:
    EdenHazard wrote: »
    No matter how much you try at something, theres always a million other people better than you

    inaccurate and pointless advice :rolleyes:


  • #35
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Don't buy a house, rent.
    Don't take out a mortgage, rob.

    If you want to be rich in Ireland do one of the following :

    Become a politician
    Work for RTE
    Work for the public sector
    or just claim everything like 96% of Ireland do already

    If you want to get away with crimes then become either :

    A Politician / TD
    or become a gardaí - they only get fined €450 per kill

    Don't steal from shops, shoplift or scam - you will go to jail for a short period of time, however if you steal millions or billions you will get away with it so think BIG.

    If you have any health issue's do not go to the HSE or our hospitals, fly to a 1st world country like North Korea or Cuba, they'll look after you their.


  • #36
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

    That's only if you're a messer and fail your Leaving. The best days of your life are college for most people, which is why many never leave.


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  • #37
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Have savings.
    Avoid debt.
    Buy regularly what you need rather than what you want.
    Practice temperance.
    Stay fit.
    Stop procrastinating.
    Take care of your teeth.
    Stay busy.


  • #38
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    lol


  • #39
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Question everything.


  • #40
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    mikom wrote: »
    Question everything.

    Why ?


  • #41
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Avoid all Swedish women online. Ugh.


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  • #42
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    mikom wrote: »
    Question everything.
    opinion guy wrote: »
    Why ?

    From experience, at least half the people you meet, listen to, read about, have business dealings with, or who "govern" you will be trying to spin you a line of shite.


  • #43
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    mikom wrote: »
    From experience, at least half the people you meet, listen to, read about, have business dealings with, or who "govern" you will be trying to spin you a line of shite.

    Why ?


    ....:pac:


  • #44
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Why ?


    ....:pac:

    Point proved........... you shite muncher.. lol.


  • #45
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    If you have any health issue's do not go to the HSE or our hospitals, fly to a 1st world country like North Korea or Cuba, they'll look after you their.

    North Korea has good healthcare only when you take the wealth of the country into account. Ireland still has better healthcare IMO. You might be right about Cuba.


  • #46
    Kolido
    Registered Users Posts: 13,358 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    opinion guy wrote: »
    No marriage before sex.

    Damn straight! gotta take it for a test ride first.


  • #47
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Don't laugh at your parents and grandparents when they tell you your schooldays are the best time of your life. Realise it's true and try to enjoy it as much as you can.

    Boredom and having my dad in my ear all the time about this and that. That's all I remember from my school days. Minus craic.

    My advice:
    Avoid arseholes and you'll be grand.


  • #48
    Paddycrumlinman
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭Paddycrumlinman


    What ever you do, don't mistake Lust for Love.


  • #49
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Give your credit card details to your elderly relative:P


  • #50
    Cherry_Cola
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Cherry_Cola


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.
    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    My advice:
    Avoid arseholes and you'll be grand.

    Same advice, just worded differently :D


  • #51
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    If you can't pay with cash, you can't afford it.


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  • #52
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Don't get caught up how people see you. Be nice, but **** everyone who doubts you, puts you down, says mean things.


  • #53
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Don't get caught up how people see you. Be nice, but **** everyone who doubts you, puts you down, says mean things.

    This from the guy who *enthralled* us all with his tails from joining beautiful people.com ??????

    Hipocrisy much ?


  • #54
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    If you can't pay with cash, you can't afford it.

    Agree 100% with that.

    I worked in a supermarket that doesn't take credit cards before. Told the customer "we don't accept bla bla bla you can withdraw cash form the ATM at the entrance bla bla bla" she complained that the the ATM she has to pay a service charge!
    She's using a credit card and paying whatever percent extra on her groceries every month!


  • #55
    comeback_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭comeback_kid


    start investing for retirement early , anyone who is in thier twenties now hasnt a hope of recieving the kind of generous state pensions people do today


  • #56
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Paddycrumlinman wrote: »
    What ever you do, don't mistake Lust for Love.


    ...but enjoy both !


  • #57
    luckyfrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Mickey Dazzler wrote: »
    Realise the the vast majority of girls are not into anal, despite what the pornographers would have you believe and trying to slip it in unannounced with various girls from the neighbourhood will only lead to tarnished reputations.
    throw it in on the sly when there locked, bleedin great


  • #58
    Gage Jolly Lawn
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ Gage Jolly Lawn


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Why ?


    ....:pac:

    Cos that's the why.


  • #59
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    When the thought first crosses your mind to dump a girl do it then. No point wasting another few months.


  • #60
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    North Korea has good healthcare only when you take the wealth of the country into account. Ireland still has better healthcare IMO. You might be right about Cuba.

    Cuba has the best healthcare in the world ( appararently ) or so I have been told. Don't know how much truth there is to that but it was told to me by a UN worker


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  • #61
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Cuba has the best healthcare in the world ( appararently ) or so I have been told. Don't know how much truth there is to that but it was told to me by a UN worker

    They also give free fuel to people who need it in winter. Even to US citizens! I would estimate that they have the best free healthcare but I don't have much to back it up.


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