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Proof positive that women are bad drivers

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  • #32
    koneko
    Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    AlisonB wrote:
    but i was only warming up koneko.... :(

    go for it!


  • #33
    edmund_f
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭edmund_f


    ColHol wrote:
    Yeah theres always that dilemma in snooker, the easy pink or the tight brown?

    Also make sure the playing area is nice and clean or it could put you off your game






    innuendo, i love it!

    dirt and dust around the pockets can put you off your cueing action,

    although some snooker halls have many tables, allowing you to look around to find one you like, although removing the table covers can sometimes cause offence?


  • #34
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I had sex on a snooker table once.


    Or maybe I played snooker in bed.


    Or was it I just played snooker with a woman? It's hard to remember.


  • #35
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    I had sex with a snooker table once. On a woman.


  • #36
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    grimsbymatt wrote:
    I had sex with a snooker table once. On a woman.
    Well, kind of. We were going to go all the way, but I just didn't have the balls.


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  • #37
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    On Monday, I made the brilliant joke above. It's now Friday afternoon and no-one's bothered to read it. Sulk sulk.


  • #38
    edmund_f
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭edmund_f


    but if you were playing snooker, there should have been an abundant amount of balls available for her to play with?


  • #39
    grimsbymatt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭grimsbymatt


    I wasn't playing snooker, I was attempting to have sex with a snooker table. Read the pre-previous post.


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