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11-05-2004, 15:17   #1
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sex...why?

why can't I say hi to a girl on the street or start talking to one without it being drenched in 5 billion contradicting, codified sexual signals and why can't a girl just strike up a conversation with a lad somewhere without 'oh my god is she coming on to me..etc' or any of the infinite related microscopic nuances that echo off into the void, can sex not just stop rising it's banal head even once... seriously you guys.... can't we evolve past this? or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...
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because thats how our brain works

also, girls are more cautious of strangers, but are a lot more approachable if you are co-workers, in the same gym or club, drunk, or have something obvious in common

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6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh
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or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...
ROFL, especially if it's three little maids you're talking to. I think you meant semaphore.

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signal flags? yes thats a gOOd idea
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semaphore, that was it, knew it seemed wrong when i was writing it.
So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...
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So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...


He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!


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Why sex?

recombine DNA, resist disease blah blah blah

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...344221-0807660
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There's always the recreational part of sex which I vaguely remember being quite fun.

If chatting up people was easy (for people who aren't fabulously wealthy/famous/good looking) then I'm fairly sure the world would be a much more boring place.

hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment. It's not like Humanities cup is overflowething at the mo.
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6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh
Even the two billion who live in misery?
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Shower o' muppets.
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Wearing an apron during sex....ooooooo saucy! Yet practical.
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hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment.
no way ampie
tis not a personal issue! it's an evolving issue or the lack there off...
now if he had said that he doesn’t want to have sex with women, what’s wrong with me? Then it would be a PI….
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I'd like if people stuck to the topic - this isn't After Hours after all
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