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carpocrates · 11-05-2004, 15:17

why can't I say hi to a girl on the street or start talking to one without it being drenched in 5 billion contradicting, codified sexual signals and why can't a girl just strike up a conversation with a lad somewhere without 'oh my god is she coming on to me..etc' or any of the infinite related microscopic nuances that echo off into the void, can sex not just stop rising it's banal head even once... seriously you guys.... can't we evolve past this? or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...

l3rian · 11-05-2004, 15:21

because thats how our brain works

also, girls are more cautious of strangers, but are a lot more approachable if you are co-workers, in the same gym or club, drunk, or have something obvious in common

bizmark · 11-05-2004, 15:23

6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh

dahamsta · 11-05-2004, 15:35

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Originally posted by carpocrates
or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...

ROFL, especially if it's three little maids you're talking to. I think you meant semaphore.

adam

l3rian · 11-05-2004, 15:47

signal flags? yes thats a gOOd idea

carpocrates · 11-05-2004, 16:10

semaphore, that was it, knew it seemed wrong when i was writing it.
So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...

**aidan_walsh** · 11-05-2004, 16:19

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Originally posted by carpocrates

So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...

He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!

***BuffyBot*** · 11-05-2004, 16:59

Also an apron....

pork99 · 16-05-2004, 00:44

Why sex?

recombine DNA, resist disease blah blah blah

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...344221-0807660

amp · 16-05-2004, 22:40

There's always the recreational part of sex which I vaguely remember being quite fun.

If chatting up people was easy (for people who aren't fabulously wealthy/famous/good looking) then I'm fairly sure the world would be a much more boring place.

hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment. It's not like Humanities cup is overflowething at the mo.

Agent Orange · 17-05-2004, 00:02

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Originally posted by bizmark
6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh

Even the two billion who live in misery?

Commissar · 17-05-2004, 11:11

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Originally posted by bizmark
6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh

Shower o' muppets.

Specky · 17-05-2004, 12:18

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Also an apron....

Wearing an apron during sex....ooooooo saucy! Yet practical.

***Beruthiel*** · 17-05-2004, 12:37

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Originally posted by amp
hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment.

no way ampie
tis not a personal issue! it's an evolving issue or the lack there off...
now if he had said that he doesn’t want to have sex with women, what’s wrong with me? Then it would be a PI….

***MiCr0*** · 17-05-2004, 12:51

I'd like if people stuck to the topic - this isn't After Hours after all

11-05-2004, 15:17	#1
carpocrates Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 114 Adverts \| Friends	sex...why? why can't I say hi to a girl on the street or start talking to one without it being drenched in 5 billion contradicting, codified sexual signals and why can't a girl just strike up a conversation with a lad somewhere without 'oh my god is she coming on to me..etc' or any of the infinite related microscopic nuances that echo off into the void, can sex not just stop rising it's banal head even once... seriously you guys.... can't we evolve past this? or at least work out a system of pinafore or something...

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l3rian Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: 53� 19' 59 N 6� 14' 56 W Posts: 863 Adverts \| Friends	because thats how our brain works also, girls are more cautious of strangers, but are a lot more approachable if you are co-workers, in the same gym or club, drunk, or have something obvious in common Last edited by l3rian; 11-05-2004 at 15:27.

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11-05-2004, 15:23	#3
bizmark Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: cork city Posts: 6,531 Adverts \| Friends	6 billion humans say this system works quite well tbh

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l3rian Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: 53� 19' 59 N 6� 14' 56 W Posts: 863 Adverts \| Friends	signal flags? yes thats a gOOd idea

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carpocrates Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 114 Adverts \| Friends	semaphore, that was it, knew it seemed wrong when i was writing it. So what's pinafore, other than the obvious...

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*BuffyBot* Administrator Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Kildare Posts: 18,605 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Banking & Insurance & Pensions, Kildare	Also an apron....

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pork99 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Under that bit of carpet behind the fridge, Stillo Posts: 1,719 Adverts \| Friends	Why sex? recombine DNA, resist disease blah blah blah http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...344221-0807660

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amp Registered User Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: >-SLUTWAGONCIRCLEJERKLAND-{] Posts: 9,407 Adverts \| Friends	There's always the recreational part of sex which I vaguely remember being quite fun. If chatting up people was easy (for people who aren't fabulously wealthy/famous/good looking) then I'm fairly sure the world would be a much more boring place. hmmm this is more of Personal Issues kind of thing but sure we'll hang to it for the moment. It's not like Humanities cup is overflowething at the mo.

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*MiCr0* Like a boss! Join Date: Feb 1998 Location: Dublin Posts: 5,717 Adverts \| Friends Admin: Terrestrial Installers, Webgames, Tech, Tech Mods	I'd like if people stuck to the topic - this isn't After Hours after all