Argh #1: I have so much stuff (folders full of notes, books and misc. stationery) which I can't throw away, yet have no place to put other than:
a) My room, which is cluttered as it is.
b) The garage, where there is a 95% chance they will be covered in cat piss within 30 seconds of me turning my back.
Argh #2: WAAAAAAAARRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
(b) Kill cat.
Solution 2: Get naked. It's great.