[DazMarz]

NSFW!!!

http://cheezburger.com/6471012096

Very funny image... the scorebar at the bottom of the screen makes it look very much like... well... see for yourself...

[stephen_n]

[brokenice]

I went to see Magic Mike a few days ago...hot stuff!

Usher: Ticket please...why did you come to this film, it's nothing but naked men.

Me: I heard there's a lot of hot ass in it.

Usher looks at ground embarrassed and points to my seat.

A bunch of girls behind me started pissing themselves laughing. We spent the trailers talking about Channing!

[DazMarz]

^^^^^^^ haha...

I'd actually love to go see that film, but a guy going into that film alone would look a little bit funny, no? Maybe if I could convince one of my female friends to go with me... that way we both get to oggle everything and there's no surly ushers or nosey cinema-goers getting on my case. hahahahaha

[brokenice]

Originally Posted by DazMarz

^^^^^^^ haha...

I'd actually love to go see that film, but a guy going into that film alone would look a little bit funny, no? Maybe if I could convince one of my female friends to go with me... that way we both get to oggle everything and there's no surly ushers or nosey cinema-goers getting on my case. hahahahaha

just go...it's worth it for the ass!

[floggg]

Originally Posted by brokenice

just go...it's worth it for the ass!

Definitely. Can't wait for the directors cut DVD!

[1ZRed]

Nobody dares to go near your Internet search history!

[DazMarz]

Originally Posted by 1ZRed

Nobody dares to go near your Internet search history!

"In Private" browsing... the best thing since sliced bread...

Top tip for any closet folks who want to visit gay support websites:

Set your browser to always be inprivate browsing mode:

1.Drag the Internet explorer/Firefox/Chrome icon from the start menu onto the desktop to create a shortcut

2.Rightclick this new shortcut and select properties

3.In the target textbox add the text -private or -incognito and click apply,then ok.

for example

"C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe" -private
C:\Users\JoeSoap\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe -incognito
"C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe" -private

4.right click the shortcut and click pin to start menu

Viola no more internet history!!!

PS you can also set ie to "delete browsing history on exit" in internet options for when you use the regular windows

back on topic:

When a guy is telling you,how he finds some girl hot and probably thinks you're jealous/offended but in reality you agree with him.

[Davyhal]

Out on Saturday night with a group of mates, and one of the lads got a call and had to go meet his housemate. At this time his girlfriend was quite intoxicated on the dancefloor and was getting a bit graphic. Exchange by the door took place as follows:

N: "Hey man, thank God I've found you. I need to ask you a huge favour."
Me: "Yeah sure man, what is it?"
N: "I have to run up town for a while, do you mind spending the night on the dancefloor grinding my girlfriend raw so that nobody tries her while I am gone? There's a pint in it for you."

He says in the blink of an eye I was on top of his girlfriend in the most graphic dancing he has ever seen, and that it really put his mind at ease...

[1ZRed]

I can drunkenly sing rude boy and feel no shame!

[floggg]

Originally Posted by 1ZRed

I can drunkenly sing rude boy and feel no shame!

You should feel shame!

[1ZRed]

Originally Posted by floggg

You should feel shame!

Ahh you're no fun man. I think I'm allowed to break my masculine image while downing shots of vodka every now and again

[Davyhal]

Originally Posted by 1ZRed

Ahh you're no fun man. I think I'm allowed to break my masculine image while downing shots of vodka every now and again

Vodka is for women... Real men drink pints... and paint thinner...