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Jimoslimos · 04-07-2012, 20:08

God: Now, for your reward.....72 virgins?.....Screw that, I went and got ya 72 sluts! Have fun!

aidan24326 · 06-07-2012, 01:27

All I'd want him to do is point me towards the cocktails and canapes and then feck off back to doing whatever it is that he does.

[-0-] · 09-07-2012, 21:43

"There's no hangovers here." while handing me a never ending pint of Rochefort 10.

fitz0 · 09-07-2012, 21:45

Uh... hi. There's actually no god, we deposed him years ago. He had too many silly rules.

Stark · 10-07-2012, 01:04

"David Quinn's over there, I told him there was an image of me in the skirting board. Feel free to give him a good kick up the arse"

alan1990 · 10-07-2012, 01:15

I think if he said "grab a glass, the keg is on the deck, there's some weed on the table and big busty brunettes starts in 5 minutes" I'd be a happy man!!

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04-07-2012, 20:08	#61
Jimoslimos Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: nodnoL, rich in animal produce and mineral wealth Posts: 3,239 Adverts \| Friends	God: Now, for your reward.....72 virgins?.....Screw that, I went and got ya 72 sluts! Have fun!

06-07-2012, 01:27	#62
aidan24326 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dublin Posts: 5,128 Adverts \| Friends	All I'd want him to do is point me towards the cocktails and canapes and then feck off back to doing whatever it is that he does.

09-07-2012, 21:43	#63
[-0-] Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,820 Adverts \| Friends	"There's no hangovers here." while handing me a never ending pint of Rochefort 10.

09-07-2012, 21:45	#64
fitz0 Closed Account Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,738 Adverts \| Friends	Uh... hi. There's actually no god, we deposed him years ago. He had too many silly rules.

10-07-2012, 01:04	#65
Stark Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 16,212 Adverts \| Friends	"David Quinn's over there, I told him there was an image of me in the skirting board. Feel free to give him a good kick up the arse"

10-07-2012, 01:15	#66
alan1990 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,287 Adverts \| Friends	I think if he said "grab a glass, the keg is on the deck, there's some weed on the table and big busty brunettes starts in 5 minutes" I'd be a happy man!!