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kunst nugget · 07-06-2012, 14:44

An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. The mortician walked over to comfort her. Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his fervent wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The mortician apologized and explained that traditionally they always put bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.
The next day she returned to the funeral parlor to have one last moment with Albert before the funeral the following day.
When the mortician pulled back the curtain, she managed a smile through her tears as Albert was resplendent in a smart blue suit. She said to the mortician, "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit," the mortician replied. "His wife was quite upset because she wanted him buried in the traditional black suit."
Albert's wife smiled at the undertaker.
"After that," he continued, "it was just a matter of swapping the heads."

Clanket · 24-06-2012, 13:56

From YLYL

*Scubadevils* · 29-06-2012, 22:37

Tumbleweed around here of late... I'm busier than I've ever been with work and other assorted shiite. What about everyone else? Can't be arsed?

stomprockin · 29-06-2012, 22:53

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Originally Posted by Scubadevils

Tumbleweed around here of late... I'm busier than I've ever been with work and other assorted shiite. What about everyone else? Can't be arsed?

Up to me eyes too,have an extra responsibility with a new Thai/Japanese restaurant my wife and i opened 6 months ago.
but yeah....not sure where everyone is gone??

**Zascar** · 29-06-2012, 23:13

No way cool! Fair play. Where is it? Maybe we'll all come in for a big slap up meal before the next boards night out!

joker77 · 29-06-2012, 23:34

I've tried poking around here now and again, but haven't found the right topic to give it a bit of traction! I've no facebook access in work, so I'm on boards quite a bit...

kunst nugget · 30-06-2012, 01:08

T'is a bit of a pity but I suppose a lot of it has gone to facebook. It's a bit of a shame because I've met a lot of good people through this, I probably was hanging around on it at the right time. I think a bit of the problem is that inevitably the threads tend to end up being nothing more than a series of youtube links - nobody's fault, it's just the nature of the beast but it means that nobody is really chatting at all.

BaZmO* · 30-06-2012, 02:10

New Alan Partridge anybody?

Oh and congrats on the new venture Paddy! Where is it?

milltown · 30-06-2012, 02:11

Even the FB chat is gone to cock now. You can't see who, if anyone, is logged in to the group any more.

BaZmO* · 30-06-2012, 02:19

Careful now lads, you're running the risk of getting this conversation moved to the Oldskool thread with all yer pining for the good ol days.

jtsuited · 30-06-2012, 10:38

I miss the days where somebody would say something retarded every few days. The world needs retards.......discuss.

kunst nugget · 30-06-2012, 10:59

BaZmO* · 30-06-2012, 11:18

Haha.

"You shoot sh1t in your own house"

joker77 · 30-06-2012, 12:55

Flula is the funniest thing in a while. I've two German nieces, and they can out with that kind of stuff all the time, they just think so differently to us. Now I know the flula persona is probably an act, but it does tickle me.

old gregg · 01-07-2012, 00:43

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Originally Posted by milltown

Even the FB chat is gone to cock now. You can't see who, if anyone, is logged in to the group any more.

The google + group is the place to be these days. we all get naked and chat about techno and fisting on webcam.

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07-06-2012, 14:44	#7066
kunst nugget Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,389 Adverts \| Friends	An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. The mortician walked over to comfort her. Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his fervent wish to be buried in a blue suit. The mortician apologized and explained that traditionally they always put bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange. The next day she returned to the funeral parlor to have one last moment with Albert before the funeral the following day. When the mortician pulled back the curtain, she managed a smile through her tears as Albert was resplendent in a smart blue suit. She said to the mortician, "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?" "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit," the mortician replied. "His wife was quite upset because she wanted him buried in the traditional black suit." Albert's wife smiled at the undertaker. "After that," he continued, "it was just a matter of swapping the heads."

24-06-2012, 13:56	#7067
Clanket Closed Account Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,048 Adverts \| Friends	From YLYL

29-06-2012, 22:37	#7068
Scubadevils Did I dream, you dreamed about me? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,428 Adverts \| Friends	Tumbleweed around here of late... I'm busier than I've ever been with work and other assorted shiite. What about everyone else? Can't be arsed?

29-06-2012, 23:13	#7070
Zascar Moderator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dublin Posts: 9,100 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Electronic Music & DJ'ing, Motorbikes	No way cool! Fair play. Where is it? Maybe we'll all come in for a big slap up meal before the next boards night out!

29-06-2012, 23:34	#7071
joker77 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 3,923 Adverts \| Friends	I've tried poking around here now and again, but haven't found the right topic to give it a bit of traction! I've no facebook access in work, so I'm on boards quite a bit...

30-06-2012, 01:08	#7072
kunst nugget Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,389 Adverts \| Friends	T'is a bit of a pity but I suppose a lot of it has gone to facebook. It's a bit of a shame because I've met a lot of good people through this, I probably was hanging around on it at the right time. I think a bit of the problem is that inevitably the threads tend to end up being nothing more than a series of youtube links - nobody's fault, it's just the nature of the beast but it means that nobody is really chatting at all.

30-06-2012, 02:10	#7073
BaZmO* Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞ Posts: 13,421 Adverts \| Friends	New Alan Partridge anybody? Oh and congrats on the new venture Paddy! Where is it?

30-06-2012, 02:11	#7074
milltown Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: dublin Posts: 3,928 Adverts \| Friends	Even the FB chat is gone to cock now. You can't see who, if anyone, is logged in to the group any more.

30-06-2012, 02:19	#7075
BaZmO* Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞ Posts: 13,421 Adverts \| Friends	Careful now lads, you're running the risk of getting this conversation moved to the Oldskool thread with all yer pining for the good ol days.

30-06-2012, 10:38	#7076
jtsuited Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On a periphery of a periphery Posts: 6,268 Adverts \| Friends	I miss the days where somebody would say something retarded every few days. The world needs retards.......discuss.

30-06-2012, 10:59	#7077
kunst nugget Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,389 Adverts \| Friends

30-06-2012, 11:18	#7078
BaZmO* Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞ Posts: 13,421 Adverts \| Friends	Haha. "You shoot sh1t in your own house"

30-06-2012, 12:55	#7079
joker77 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 3,923 Adverts \| Friends	Flula is the funniest thing in a while. I've two German nieces, and they can out with that kind of stuff all the time, they just think so differently to us. Now I know the flula persona is probably an act, but it does tickle me.